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Happy St. Valentine's Day to the Women of Freedom4um!!
Post Date: 2013-02-14 12:30:12 by X-15
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The modern St. Valentine's Day celebrations are said to have been derived from both ancient Christian and Roman tradition. As per one legend, the holiday has originated from the ancient Roman festival of Lupercalis/Lupercalia, a fertility celebration that used to observed annually on February 15. But the rise of Christianity in Europe saw many pagan holidays being renamed for and dedicated to the early Christian martyrs. Lupercalia was no exception. In 496 AD, Pope Gelasius turned Lupercalia into a Christian feast day and set its observance a day earlier, on February 14. He proclaimed February 14 to be the feast day in honor of Saint Valentine, a Roman martyr who lived in the 3rd ...
Hot Coffee
Post Date: 2013-02-13 11:42:00 by farmfriend
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Hot Coffee Gotta love those grandkids. I was eating breakfast with my 10-year-old Granddaughter and I asked her, "What day is tomorrow?". Without skipping a beat she said, "It's President's Day!". She's smart, so I asked her "What does President's Day mean?". I was waiting for something about Washington or Lincoln, etc. She replied, "President's Day is when President Obama steps out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow, we have 4 more years of B. S." You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose.
Pilot or ????
Post Date: 2013-02-12 22:04:24 by X-15
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An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight suit and leather jacket and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?' He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, first Stearmans, then the early Grummans... flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later in the Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I've taught more than 260 people to fly and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you?' She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I ...
CIA vs FBI vs LAPD
Post Date: 2013-02-12 21:50:00 by X-15
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The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it. The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist. The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming. The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten ...
State of the Union Blarney
Post Date: 2013-02-12 17:07:32 by Lod
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Does anyone here have the stomach to watch and report what his kenyanness has to say about his further destruction of the republic may be? Thanks.
This is my last post here, Please delete my account [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2013-02-09 19:03:36 by Itistoolate
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"We are Preparing for Massive Civil War," Says DHS Informant Published on May 6, 2012 Apr 24, 2012 by alisonserr The government has declared it can lock anyone up forever or kill them without any proof or due process. DHS has placed an order for 450 million rounds of Hollow Point ammo. Obama can now declare martial law during peace time. I think that just about says it all. "We are Preparing for Massive Civil War," Says DHS Informant "If you don't fight for your rights, they don't exist. Our constitution doesn't mean a damn thing if we the people don't stand up for it." Or just go back to sleep. Maybe we'll get adjoining cells one ...
Banned Skittles Commercial
Post Date: 2013-02-04 21:56:07 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:I honestly don't know if this is a real commercial or not.
How to Piss Off a Frog
Post Date: 2013-02-03 11:56:14 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:He's lucky it wasn't a snapping turtle.
The Evolution of Dance, Dance, Dance!
Post Date: 2013-02-02 22:18:11 by Turtle
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Unique Talent
Post Date: 2013-01-30 09:59:53 by Lod
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World's largest hips measure 8 feet around
Post Date: 2013-01-29 20:08:39 by Buzzard
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The world's largest hips belong to plus-size model Mikel Ruffinelli, according to a Jan. 23 UPI report. The 39-year-old model's hips measure an astonishing eight feet around. She will most certainly have to buy more than one seat on an airplane. The model's waist is only 40 inches around, and when compared to her hips, it is much smaller. Mikel Ruffinelli weighs 420 pounds and stands 5' 4" tall, and she loves herself. She said, "I love my shape and I see no reason to diet because I don’t have health problems." The woman with the world's largest hips is a mother to four children, and she said that her hip circumference increased each time she had a ...
Stay Lady Stay
Post Date: 2013-01-28 20:53:31 by Lod
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Lay, lady, lay, lay across my big brass bed Lay, lady, lay, lay across my big brass bed Whatever colors you have in your mind I'll show them to you and you'll see them shine. Lay, lady, lay, lay across my big brass bed Stay, lady, stay, stay with your man awhile Until the break of day, let me see you make him smile His clothes are dirty but his hands are clean And you're the best thing that he's ever seen. Stay, lady, stay, stay with your man awhile Why wait any longer for the world to begin You can have your cake and eat it too Why wait any longer for the one you love When he's standing in front of you. Lay, lady, lay, lay across my big brass bed Stay, lady, stay, ...
Headlines From the Year 2029
Post Date: 2013-01-26 19:46:08 by christine
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HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029 Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California . White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language. Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock. Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped. Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage. Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels. France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica. No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered ...
WTF? 4um spooks: Federal Reserve Bank among those snooping around freedom4um.com. Send them a message here. [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2013-01-26 16:49:16 by Artisan
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WTF? The federal reserve bank is lurking on freedom4um.com. in the past few days ive had many police agencies and feds, cities, and courts across the country visit my site, particularly the articles about guns & the gun ban. It's hard to keep up on all of them but below are a few of the screenshots. But there is one in particular I thought would be of interest to you because the federal reserve bank actually visited via this 4UM page. (I use the great free site statcounter.com to gauge traffic). (Disclaimer: Please note that I have no access to freedom4um visitors, but rather only visitors to my own website which is how I saw that the FedReservebank clicked on my site VIA 4um. The ...
Trombone quartet covers "Carry On Wayward Son".
Post Date: 2013-01-25 01:44:01 by Horse
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Turtle's New Business Card
Post Date: 2013-01-24 22:33:18 by Turtle
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This is my new business card, as befits my Scots-Irish ancestry.
The Greatest Car and Best Chase Scene Ever
Post Date: 2013-01-23 22:46:18 by Turtle
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turtle
Post Date: 2013-01-18 22:03:54 by farmfriend
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Biker Build Off 2013 with Jesse James, OCC Paul Teutul Sr., Paul Teutul Jr. & Gas Monkey Garage
Post Date: 2013-01-16 23:36:42 by James Deffenbach
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Goodbye
Post Date: 2013-01-14 20:51:24 by James Deffenbach
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Conan Spices Up Morgan/AJ Interview
Post Date: 2013-01-13 19:12:48 by abraxas
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Someone Who Believes In You
Post Date: 2013-01-12 15:34:27 by James Deffenbach
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Lovers Concerto---The Toys
Post Date: 2013-01-12 01:52:27 by James Deffenbach
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Poster Comment:I know this is dating me but this is one of my favorite songs from the 60's.
ISAF Drops Candy To Afghan Children, Kills 51
Post Date: 2013-01-06 10:30:03 by X-15
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MAZAR-I-SHARIF, AFGHANISTAN - In a tragic accident earlier today, aircraft belonging to the International Security Assistance Force (ISAF) inadvertently killed 51 Afghans near the city of Mazar-i-Sharif while attempting to drop candy to a group of children. According to accounts from both Afghans and international observers, two NATO aircraft, later identified as American C-130s, made a low pass over a village of several hundred Afghans outside the city. Approximately 1.4 million M&Ms were to be delivered via Container Delivery System in a single package with a weight of 1500 lbs. Due to a malfunction in the static line, the parachute failed to deploy and the container crashed through ...
Porklips Now [15 min.]
Post Date: 2013-01-05 22:45:42 by Esso
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