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The Ten Commandments Of The Holy Church Of The Dumbasses
Post Date: 2012-10-03 05:43:00 by Paul Stanner
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As a public service in order to understand our fellow humans of other persuasions CNBC { Cracker Nation Broadcasting Corp. } is pleased to bring you the following cultural presentation click the link Cracker !! Click for Full Text!
DOTUS In The Canine Calaboose ?
Post Date: 2012-10-03 02:30:21 by Paul Stanner
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Confidential CNBC sources buried deep undercover within the Whithouse are reporting a major incident in The Oval Office today. President Obama was attacked by a disgruntled family member. Click the link Cracker !!! lol Click for Full Text! Click for Full Text!
St. No Limit Nigga { The Trayvon Martin Movie }
Post Date: 2012-10-03 02:18:21 by Paul Stanner
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The movie of the life story of the late not so lamented Travon " No Limit Nigga " Martin. Click the link Cracker !!! lol
The Trayvon Martin Memorial Hoodie Sale
Post Date: 2012-10-03 02:07:47 by Paul Stanner
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The Trayvon Martin Memorial Hoodie Sale 04/13/20120 Comments The Trayvon Martin Memorial Hoodie Sale By Paul Stanner Cracker News Broadcasting Co. -- The OTHER CNBC is pleased to announce that as a means of honoring the legacy of the late Trayvon Martin we will be holding our First Annual Trayvon Martin Memorial Hoodie Sale. Click the link for the story it's too long to post in it's entirety here.
Ｔｈｅ Ｃｒａｃｋｅｒ Ｓａｌｕｔｅ
Post Date: 2012-10-02 23:23:53 by farmfriend
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Ｔｈｅ Ｃｒａｃｋｅｒ Ｓａｌｕｔｅ Dear Fellow Crackers : CNBC thinks that it's time that we had our own Cracker handshake / greeting / salute. The Brothas have their own 37 gyration and 22 twists handshake. Crackers have their own also. It's a very simple yet effective greeting. As follows : L hand just below left cheek , forefinger and thumb in the shape of a C , remaining three fingers sticking straight up ,a cracker of any variety in R hand when possible , a big smile on your face and a warm hello in your heart. CNBC suggests that the next time a Brotha or Sista ...
Another Trayvonning : Provo , Utah
Post Date: 2012-10-02 23:16:00 by farmfriend
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Another Trayvonning : Provo , Utah BREAKING NEWS !!! BREAKING NEWS !!! Dateline : Provo , Utah April 2 , 2012 CNBC just received a tip from an unidentified caller that there has been another " Trayvoning " at Utah State University. A young Black male pre - dental student at Utah State University identified as Dennis Clemmons while walking home from the Library at 8: 30 P.M. was " Trayvoned " by a Mestizo - Albanian security guard. Police are enroute to the scene. Our sources have informed us of a few preliminary facts in this sad event. As follows : Spike Lee has Tweeted the addresses of all Mestizo - Albanians in an effort to ensure that the perpetrator of this ...
How Turtle Understands Women so Well
Post Date: 2012-10-01 17:29:25 by Turtle
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Woman: How do you understand women so well? Turtle: I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability. Now figure out what movie that's from. And it's not "The Life and Loves of Turtle." That one hasn't been made yet.
Eagles hoop dance
Post Date: 2012-09-26 16:51:19 by X-15
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Poster Comment:!!!!!!!!!
The Two Dogs
Post Date: 2012-09-26 11:42:45 by Turtle
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Yesterday, for the first time in my life, I saw a woman in a store with a tiny dog under each arm. Maybe she thought they were six-guns. At least they weren't cats. I was told this is common in France. I've seen more than one woman in public carrying a tiny little chihuahua like a baby.
Turtle's Hobby
Post Date: 2012-09-21 19:24:51 by Turtle
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Juggling running chainsaws, live puppies, and midgets.
Report: Male Genitalia Shrinking
Post Date: 2012-09-20 20:46:06 by X-15
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While searching the internet for stories that get you talking, we came across this report about some of the weirdest scientific studies. According to the report on Chacha.com, if size matters, male private parts are apparently shrinking. According to the report, the study’s leaders claim to have bona fide research that says the average size of a penis is roughly 10 percent smaller than it was 50 years ago. The post on the study doesn’t say how the research was conducted or give numbers. But it does provide several reasons for the supposed shrinkage, including weight gain, stress, smoking and alcohol. The report also says air pollution has been shown to “negatively impact ...
Eddy Arnold - The Cattle Call
Post Date: 2012-09-16 18:05:38 by farmfriend
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Turtle's Pug Banned for Life
Post Date: 2012-09-16 10:38:10 by Turtle
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Turtle's pug, whose name is Pug, has been banned for life from my neighbor's home due to the catastrophic gaseous emissions that are one of the main characteristics of pugs. She even sprayed him with deodorizer, to no avail. I told her I could dunk him in one of the two 50-gallon drums of Hai Karate I laid in when I was a teenager but even that wasn't good enough. Poor Pug. He didn't even know what he did. Pugs never do.
The Metamorphosis of Turtle
Post Date: 2012-09-15 22:44:41 by abraxas
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What bootloader supports any OS but contains a trojan that attacks Iran?
Post Date: 2012-09-13 16:44:40 by Prefrontal Vortex
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Netanyaboot.
LOL Funny! Oppa Gangnam Style
Post Date: 2012-09-11 17:43:21 by F.A. Hayek Fan
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Cheers! 5 Intoxicating Facts About Beer
Post Date: 2012-09-03 20:38:19 by Buzzard
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If America, and American workers, had an official alcoholic beverage, it would probably be beer. According to the Brewers Association, the overall U.S. beer market was worth $96 billion in 2011, when some 200 million barrels of beer were sold (1 barrel equals 31 gallons of beer). In the same year, 1,989 breweries in the United States were fermenting everything from light lagers to chocolaty stouts. In that spirit, and in salute to Labor Day, LiveScience proposes a toast to beer, that sudsy beverage that humans have brewed for millennia. 1. What's in a glass? Water, mostly. But also flowers, fungus and grains. Beer gets much of its flavor from hops, which are vine-grown flowers that ...
Why It's Good to be a Superhero
Post Date: 2012-09-03 14:45:13 by Turtle
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This boy got separated from his father so he asked the nearest superhero to use his superpowers to locate his father. This will be one of the best memories Flash will ever have. One of my best memories is Wonder Woman. I recognized her by her....bracelets.
The Greatest Drunken Love Song Ever
Post Date: 2012-09-02 12:06:27 by Turtle
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This is How Turtle's Nephew Got Married
Post Date: 2012-08-31 15:02:45 by Turtle
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Pretty cool, huh?
Laugh of Day: Left-wing Republicrat out damned spot claims fellow left-wing Republicrat Robamney is going to "save us"
Post Date: 2012-08-29 20:13:17 by F.A. Hayek Fan
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What an ignoramous! LOL! Save us Robamney, save us!
"I Will Survive" - Frank the Pug
Post Date: 2012-08-26 16:03:07 by Turtle
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The Husband Store
Post Date: 2012-08-26 12:04:03 by Turtle
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A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to The Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 – These men have Jobs She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads: Floor ...
Pink Floyd - Dark Side Of The Moon-Full Album-HQ
Post Date: 2012-08-26 10:46:05 by freepatriot32
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Bus collides with tanker in China, killing 36
Post Date: 2012-08-26 02:10:38 by Tatarewicz
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BEIJING (AP) — A double-decker sleeper bus rammed into a tanker loaded with highly-flammable methanol on a northern Chinese highway early Sunday, causing both vehicles to burst into flames and killing 36 people, state media said. The official Xinhua News Agency said 39 people were on the long distance sleeper bus when it crashed and only three survived. The survivors were hospitalized, it said, but didn't say what condition they were in. The tanker had just returned to the highway after an early morning rest stop when it was apparently rear-ended by the bus at around 2:40 a.m. close to the city of Yan'an in Shaanxi province, the official China News website said. The bus had ...
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