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Lyle Lovett - In My Own Mind
Post Date: 2012-03-11 19:44:19 by christine
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Poster Comment:Great tune
I'm the King of America!
Post Date: 2012-03-11 16:38:12 by Turtle
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I hereby declare myself King of America. And all my new subjects had better take me seriously, otherwise I’ll quit and let the Democrats and Republicans back into power. And no one in his or her right mind wants that, right? Personally, I’d rather get a nice paper-cut on my lip with some lemon juice poured on it. As both the late Catholic anarchist Erik von Kuehnelt-Leddihn, and Hans-Hermann Hoppe, have noted, a constitutional monarchy is far superior to any other form of government (it’s not perfect; it’s just the least of all the evils. No, that’s not true; the least evil would be no State at all, but I have serious doubts about that ever happening.) ...
Jar of Hearts
Post Date: 2012-03-10 17:04:54 by James Deffenbach
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"Everybody Loves Somebody" - Dean Martin
Post Date: 2012-03-10 13:31:59 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:Anyone who doesn't like Dean Martin can kiss my butt! So there!
Euthanize all Obnoxious Midgets
Post Date: 2012-03-10 12:18:53 by Turtle
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I decided years ago it would be a better world if all those with the Little Man Complex were euthanized. There should be "Little Man" Termanination vans that would have workers that would jump out, knock the Little Men in the head, drag them into the van, give them the kind of shot you give ailing pets, then dump them in a mass grave. I realized this in college when my mother worked as an admitting clerk at in the ER. She told me of all the interns she dealt with, the only one who was a complete and utter asshole was a tiny Jewish doctor with a bad case of the Little Man Complex. I met him one time when for some reason I don't remember I had to go to the hospital to see my ...
The Cutest Pug Head Tilt Ever
Post Date: 2012-03-09 15:20:17 by Turtle
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25 All-Time Monsters
Post Date: 2012-03-09 14:33:01 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:I've actually seen all of these movies.
Lonely widow, 57, posts swimsuit shot on dating website - and scores 900 responses in 48 hours (when her clothed photo earned her none!)
Post Date: 2012-03-08 10:29:36 by christine
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An attractive widow was flooded with messages on a dating website after posting flesh-baring shots of herself wearing a scarlet swimsuit. For two years 57-year-old Louise Leech had been signed up to three lonely hearts sites but her profile - which featured an image of her fully dressed - failed to attract many hits. So in a final bid to find love a second time round, she purchased a £35 red Lycra swimsuit - a similar shade to the one famously worn by Helen Mirren aged 63 - and uploaded a photograph of herself wearing it on her profile. She was surprised to discover that within two days she had received over 900 responses from would-be suitors. The romantic fiction writer, of ...
Taekwondo - A luta mais violenta da historia (the most violent fight in history--I truly feared someone would die)
Post Date: 2012-03-07 23:16:19 by James Deffenbach
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Why do Women Call Turtle...
Post Date: 2012-03-06 17:08:59 by Turtle
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"Dear," "doll" and "hon"? The last one who called me "hon" then blurted..."Where did that come from?" I must have powers I don't know about.
"Dog Days are Over" -- Florence + the Machine
Post Date: 2012-03-06 16:56:20 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:Yesterday I'm walking to the store and I hear this song I've never heard before. I can't make out the lyrics even though I've got my head stuck against the outdoor speaker. So I google "woman singer clapping song" and I get the song. The Internet is wonderful.
Stella Awards
Post Date: 2012-03-05 21:43:33 by christine
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STELLA AWARDS: .... It's time again for the annual 'Stella Awards'! For those unfamiliar with these awards, they are named after 81-year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled hot coffee on herself and successfully sued the McDonald's in New Mexico, where she purchased coffee. You remember, she took the lid off the coffee and put it between her knees while she was driving. Who would ever think one could get burned doing that, right? That's right; these are awards for the most outlandish lawsuits and verdicts in the U.S. You know, the kinds of cases that make you scratch your head. So keep your head scratcher handy. Here are the Stellas for year -- 2011: *SEVENTH PLACE* ...
The Greatest Song Ever!
Post Date: 2012-03-03 16:38:53 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:A one-hit wonder, and a catchy one. I think Millie Small is over 60 now.
My Six-Foot-Long Left Arm
Post Date: 2012-03-01 13:51:39 by Turtle
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I have serious doubts about macro-evolution, i.e., one species changing into another. It came about in an odd sort of way. It was because of an encounter with the gate where I used to work. To enter the parking lot, I had to roll down my car's window and punch a code into a box. The gate would roll open to my right. When I left, I had to roll down my window and press a green button. Since I was at the same gate, but facing the other way, the gate opened to my left. But it never opened far enough to exit. I had to back my car up and angle it to the right to clear the gate. It occurred to me if I had a left arm that was six feet long, I would have been able to press the button without ...
Les Paul vs Strat
Post Date: 2012-03-01 05:32:30 by FormerLurker
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Crank it up! Poster Comment: Wow.
Last Chicken Ranch madam dies
Post Date: 2012-02-29 22:54:46 by Buzzard
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The last madam of the infamous Texas brothel that inspired the movie "The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas" has died in Phoenix. She was 84. Her nephew told the Houston Chronicle that his aunt died on February 25th after being hospitalized since a car accident in October. Although Robert Kleffman told the paper his aunt "hated" the movie--the film put a local family farm in the national spotlight. Few people heard about Edna Milton in the golden years of her life. Her nephew told the Houston Chronicle she stayed in her house, watched TV and smoked two cartons of cigarettes a week. He also told the paper she did not talk about her time at the Chicken Ranch in La Grange ...
Pug Misunderstands Playing Dead
Post Date: 2012-02-29 14:17:03 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:Anything for food.
Turtle's Second Novel
Post Date: 2012-02-28 14:44:43 by Turtle
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"Shoot my dog, will you!?!" he said, then shot the cop's testicles off with his .44 Magnum. The jury found him not guilty in 30 seconds.
Love this song...
Post Date: 2012-02-28 11:14:46 by christine
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Poster Comment:Lyrics | Christina Perri lyrics - Jar Of Hearts lyrics
Men and women may know what they like, but is their behaviour governed by emotions or chemicals?
Post Date: 2012-02-26 01:28:19 by christine
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Women are turned on by strong, silent types. Men think about sex every seven seconds. Women go for alpha males, but men avoid successful women. So we’re told, at any rate – but is it true? Is love dictated purely by biology, or can we still believe in the magic of romance? This Valentine’s Day, we sort the science from the clichés. Gentlemen prefer blondes FALSE Last month, researchers from the University of Westminster sent a woman to three different nightclubs with her hair dyed brunette, blonde and red, and recorded how many men approached her, and how they rated pictures of her. The study found that although the “blonde” received far more offers on the ...
Twelfth of Never
Post Date: 2012-02-23 20:16:25 by James Deffenbach
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Paul Lynde Quotes
Post Date: 2012-02-23 13:30:35 by Turtle
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Peter Marshall: Paul, can you get an elephant drunk? Paul Lynde: Yes, but he still won't go up to your apartment. Paul Lynde didn't just say dirty things on The Hollywood Squares, he said kinky things. And bitchy things. In the real world he'd be the kind of person you'd invite to a party full of boring people, just because you knew he'd say something outrageous and liven things up. Lynde was born in July 1926 in Mount Vernon, Ohio. He established himself in stage productions like New Faces and Bye Bye Birdie (a memorable part he re-created on film), and in roles in such movies as The Glass Bottom Boat, Send Me No Flowers, and as an Indian chief in The Villain, a Kirk ...
I heard some Critter had a birthday today.....
Post Date: 2012-02-22 23:43:25 by christine
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Why Women Should Not be Allowed to Vote
Post Date: 2012-02-22 12:53:07 by Turtle
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Before women got the vote, many intelligent women did not want them to get it. They thought they had more important things to do than get involved in politics. I've known enough women to realize why they have been denied the vote: many of them are natural socialists. One of my girlfriends, who became a libertarian, believed many women are natural socialists, and she believed it because she had been one before she overcame it. All these women I have known, who are natural socialists, operated on the same irrational, fuzzy-minded beliefs: I am supposed to get back ten times more than I give. In other words, people are supposed to support and subsidize them, but their support and ...
My First Memory
Post Date: 2012-02-21 12:10:32 by Turtle
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I'm sitting trapped in a high chair by that table that attaches to the chair. I'm too young to talk. My mother is feeding me something that tastes awful, and I'm tossing my head back and forth trying to get away from it. My second memory is again being trapped in a high chair and I'm screaming my head off, in a complete fury, trying to get out. I don't know how old I was but I must have been really young if I couldn't talk
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