Latest Articles: All is Vanity
Is that a Turtle in your pants?
Post Date: 2014-09-26 10:41:41 by Armadillo
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Kai Xu was not happy to see the border guard. Those were turtles in his pants. Fifty-one of them. Mostly taped to his legs. Others hidden in his crotch. The scene is described in a criminal complaint that was filed in U.S. federal court on Tuesday, alleging that Xu, a Windsor resident, tried to sneak the amphibious reptiles across the Detroit- Windsor border in August. His bulging sweatpants gave him away and he is charged with smuggling, trading in protected species, and illegally exporting fish or wildlife. His bond hearing in a Detroit court is scheduled for Friday. He faces up to 10 years in a federal prison if convicted. Click for Full Text!
I Tried to be a Gigolo and Failed Every Time
Post Date: 2014-09-20 15:13:12 by Turtle
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I owned a taxi and worked for an escort service. None of the girls were right in head, none were very smart, and some were drug addicts. But it was an easy job and paid a lot. Now I'm reading articles about girls from "elite" colleges rogering wealthy men in their 60s. I mean, damn, come on! I tried to be a gigolo, and not only didn't I make one damn cent, the girls laughed at me and expected me to do it for free! What the hell gives here? I mean, admittedly, there are some gross, disgusting fat girls I wouldn't do for anything less than several thousand dollars, but even they get those scrawny Wal-Mart guys to do them. Damn! I've even met women who were what ...
Ten years ago today....
Post Date: 2014-09-18 16:27:35 by Artisan
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Ten years ago today, sept 18, 2004, turned out to be the most important day of my life- when I met my beautiful wife!! This is a very sweet day. I love you sweetheart. Come let me love you, let me give my life to you. Let me drown in your laughter, Let me die in your aaaaaaaarrms, Let me lay down beside you Let me always be with you. Come let me love you, come love me again! Poster Comment:;-)
Women As Reproductive Bottlenecks
Post Date: 2014-08-21 16:03:58 by Turtle
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My neighbor across the street breeds bulldogs, and the female recently gave birth to six puppies. The father had been dead five years, but his sperm had been frozen. God knows how many puppies he's fathered. That got me thinking about women as reproductive bottlenecks. A woman can perhaps have 15 babies in her life (my father's mother had nine), but a man can impregnate thousands of women. I don't consider this bottleneck a good thing. For one thing, r-selected retards can outbreed us K-selected smartyguys. Society got around this in the past by killing the more criminal r-selected (yay for one less Michael Brown!) and also parents had a say to whom their kids married, to ...
Bird's Eye View of Repairs to Tall Structure
Post Date: 2014-07-30 11:45:52 by Fred Mertz
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www.forbiddenknowledgetv....-christ-the-redeemer.html Video is 2 min 56 secs Poster Comment:I received this from a friend today and thought I'd share it. I changed the title to keep it agnostic. Things are slow today and maybe we can chat this up. I suggest you view it in full screen. Fred
Real World Facebook
Post Date: 2014-07-22 05:24:39 by Itistoolate
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Real World Facebook
No Phone! No Lights! No Motor Car! Not a Single Luxury!
Post Date: 2014-07-17 13:09:26 by Turtle
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"No phone, no lights, no motor car, Not a single luxury Like Robinson Crusoe It's primitive as can be." - theme from Gilligan's Island If men didn't show up for work tomorrow, it wouldn't be as fun as "Gilligan's Island." It wouldn't even be "The Flintstones." As for "The Jetsons," I wish. Let's make things simple. Let's imagine, starting tomorrow morning, there was no water or power. Everything would collapse within minutes. The food in my fridge wouldn't very long without being cold. I could drive my car until it ran out of gas. How to get some with no power at the pumps? And what about no water? Turn the ...
Dakmar's Dream Home
Post Date: 2014-07-09 18:36:38 by Dakmar
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That picture broke my heart, must have been a nice home once. I was thinking of buying this:but darn it, no swimming pool.
How Turtle Palns to Go Out - "Pull My Finger"
Post Date: 2014-07-07 15:21:34 by Turtle
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School drops Cougars as team name because it might offend women
Post Date: 2014-06-30 00:38:59 by Lorie Meacham
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Corner Canyon High School hasn't even opened yet, and it's already facing controversy. The new school, scheduled to open in 2013 in Draper, Utah, announced this week that it had chosen its mascot and school colors. According to KSTU-TV Fox 13, future students within the school's boundaries were mailed ballots to vote for the sports teams' colors and mascot. The colors navy, silver and white were selected and the Charger was named the mascot -- the first in Utah to use it. The Chargers wasn't the most popular team name with the kids. Instead, the top name was the Cougars, getting 23 percent of the votes. Other choices included the Chargers, Diamondbacks, Falcons, ...
What if God Smoked Cannabis?
Post Date: 2014-06-29 00:41:09 by Lorie Meacham
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Lazy - Deep Purple
Post Date: 2014-06-28 03:21:12 by Dakmar
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Poster Comment:the hammond c-3 sound, I just could not help myself, please forgive me
my latest projects
Post Date: 2014-06-27 01:30:55 by farmfriend
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Here are a few of my latest projects. The signature quilt is made of the "sign in sheets" for the Preferential Tea Sacramento City Council Beta Sigma Phi. The presidents theme was quilts. Since my chapter was responsible for the sign in sheets I had chapters sign in on signature quilt blocks then made them into a quilt.
crank up the antiwar chatter against reinvading iraq
Post Date: 2014-06-24 12:28:56 by Deasy
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The NSA, the CIA, and the FBI are monitoring our telephone calls and our E-mail. What are they hearing? Make them hear NOISE AGAINST THE WAR. Call your friends, have your friends call their friends and say it clearly: WE WILL IMPEACH OBAMA AND VOTE OUT HIS SUPPORTING BUMS FROM OFFICE IF HE ESCALATES OR FAILS TO DEPART IRAQ. Speak up. Pas it on. Make your voice heard since this is a new way for "them" to get the message is through monitoring our private conversations. Poster Comment:You don't have to say you wouldn't have voted for Obama's supporters anyway. Just get something to the effect on er record.
The Hillary Clinton Fund for Broke Politicians
Post Date: 2014-06-13 22:07:05 by X-15
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What I Would Have Done If My Son Was Elliot Rodgers
Post Date: 2014-06-08 12:41:52 by Turtle
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Asian males are overwhelmingly effeminate. I've had several Asian women tell this to me, which is why they prefer white men. I would have sent him to the Philippines, where being 5'6" is acceptable (I was told this by a five-foot-tall Filipina). Had my kid been a girl, I would have kept her here, since they can be good-looking. But no Asian or half-Asian male should have to compete against white guys, NOWAG - No One Wants Asian Guys.
Where's the Conspiro-Nuts?
Post Date: 2014-06-08 09:31:15 by Turtle
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Everything's a conspiracy, you know - three shooters on Kennedy, moon landings of a stage, 9-11 remote-controlled airplanes, fake limbs at the Boston bombings. So why not a word about Elliot Rodger? Heck, he was the perfect sleeper agent - a brain-washed Chink programmed to kill and strike terror! MK-ULTRA forever!!!
Living Without Resentment.
Post Date: 2014-05-18 17:56:54 by titorite
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The 79th verse of the Tao Te Ching, which has been especially helpful to me personally, can be called “Living Without Resentment.” We’re asked to change the way we hold resentments following a difference of opinion or an outright quarrel. Now what causes annoyance and anger after a dispute? The generic response would be a laundry list that detailed why the other person was wrong and how illogically and unreasonably they behaved, concluding with something like, “I have a right to be upset when my [daughter, mother-in-law, ex-husband, boss, or whomever you’re thinking of] speaks to me that way!” But if you’re interested in living a Tao-filled life, it’s ...
Facebook acquaintance wrote this to me...
Post Date: 2014-04-21 20:16:18 by christine
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"This country doesn't allow unconstitutional laws."
You know you're good when they mimic you
Post Date: 2014-03-30 19:32:44 by Itistoolate
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Nickelback - Sharp Dressed Man 2007 Live Video
Dead, Frozen Indian Guru Ashutosh Maharaj Is Just Meditating, Followers Insist
Post Date: 2014-03-16 12:10:41 by X-15
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When a man is declared clinically dead and his body subsequently spends six weeks in a freezer, a good guess would be that he’s no longer alive. But followers of Ashutosh Maharaj insist that their beloved guru is just in deep meditation (and possibly pining for the fjords). A dead Indian guru has been in a deep freezer in his ashram for nearly six weeks with followers confident he will return to life to lead them, his spokesman said. Devotees placed Ashutosh Maharaj, whom authorities declared clinically dead on January 29, in the freezer and have been watching over his body in the sprawling ashram in a small town in northern Punjab state. Maharaj, reportedly in his 70s, is one of ...
The High Numbers- I Gotta Dance to Keep From Crying (Live 1964)
Post Date: 2014-03-03 20:30:19 by Dakmar
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Poster Comment:I had a dream. Figure it out for yourself! :)
I am currently a Canadian
Post Date: 2014-02-19 21:08:00 by titorite
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Yaup.... It is a funny thing. But it is true... I had to do a few things but I am currently sporting a dual citizenship. Harpper has to go , vive Quebec , go Canadians lol my life takes me all sorts of places....
Mt. Rushmore from the Canadian side
Post Date: 2014-02-16 21:59:57 by F.A. Hayek Fan
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Turtle's Pug Goes to Pug Heaven
Post Date: 2014-01-06 19:01:29 by Turtle
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Poster Comment:I had to put my 13-year-old pug to sleep today, and damn if it didn't bother me a lot more than both my parents going within six weeks of each other. That doesn't make much sense to me. But no more pugs for me. That's the second one I've had to down.
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