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BREAKING: What really killed Jacko
Post Date: 2009-06-27 22:53:07 by HAPPY2BME-4UM
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BREAKING: WHAT REALLY KILLED JACKO! Cause of death: FOOD POISONING Jacko had been eating 12 YEAR-OLD NUTS!
Devolution: 20 Predictions
Post Date: 2009-06-27 20:51:54 by Clitora
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Devolution: 20 Predictions (June 23, 2009) by Charles Hugh Smith http://www.oftwominds.com/blogjune09...ions06-09.html As cities, counties and states default on their obligations and unemployment insurance runs out, devolution sets in. While some see a collapse of society in our future, right now I see devolution, not revolution. Devolution is both the process of degeneration and the surrender of governmental powers from central authorities to local authorities. Devolution will take many forms. The key driver behind devolution is simple: there's not enough money to fund the status quo, so something has to be cut, axed, trimmed or devolved. Examples already abound: the number of ...
FAUXNEWS ALERT! BREAKING!!!
Post Date: 2009-06-26 04:19:31 by IndieTX
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FAUX NEWS. ONLY THE NEWS WE WANT YOU TO KNOW ABOUT NATIONALPRINCE OF POP DEAD AT 50; WORLD MOURNS CHER CHANNELS MICHAEL JACKSON'S GHOST ADORING FANS SEE JACKSON FLOATING ABOVE HOSPITAL AFTER DEATH ORCA WINFREY DESCRIBES JACKSON AS A VICTIM OF HIS OWN GENIOUS FANS BEAT CHESTS AS THE FATHER AND FRIEND PASSES AUSTRALIAN GOVERNMENT SHUTS DOWN FOR A WEEK IN MEMORY OF MICHAEL JACKSON 10,000 US RADIO STATIONS WILL PLAY NOTHING BUT MICHAEL JACKSON RECORDS FOR A MONTH OBAMA SAYS OF JACKSON: HE WAS A LIKE A BROTHER TO ME; DESIGNATES AMERICAN FLAGS TO BE FLOWN AT HALF MAST DURING JULY QUEEN ELIZABETH WEPT AS NEWS OF MICHAEL JACKSON HITS GREAT BRITAIN Ahmadinejad calls Obama Uncle Tom; Threatens ...
Burger King now selling blowjobs
Post Date: 2009-06-25 16:58:35 by Clitora
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http://watchingthewatchers.org/article/20918/burger-king-now-selling-blow-jobs
Oklahoma City woman trades sex for case of chips
Post Date: 2009-06-24 17:52:41 by PSUSA
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A woman pleaded no contest last week to prostitution charges, accused of agreeing to be paid for services with a box of chips by a man who said he was a Frito-Lay employee. Featured Gallery Lahoma Sue Smith, 36, was ordered to pay a fine of $1,142 in municipal court from charges from a February arrest. According to the police report, undercover officers noticed Smith "trying to catch a date” by flashing her headlights at SE 33 and Robinson. Officers said they followed Smith’s car and found her with her blouse open and found a man in the passenger seat pulling his pants up. The man told police he was having marital problems and knew he could pick up a prostitute there. ...
Was Martin Luther King too dumb to have wittingly plagiarized?
Post Date: 2009-06-22 01:53:22 by Prefrontal Vortex
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The one thing both MLK's white professors and his white critics agreed on is that he was smart enough to plagiarize. But maybe they both got it wrong. Maybe they were both fooled by a "winning personality", vastly underestimating the alienness of the negro. The title question occurred to me today because of one of my wife's students. My wife recently caught her plagiarizing. The student responded with an odd denial that at first seemed dishonest to us. My wife then reviewed the student's previous work, and found most of it also to be plagiarized. But upon talking with this student further, it seems that she really, truly does not comprehend what "putting things ...
Emotional Terrorism 101
Post Date: 2009-06-21 15:53:37 by Turtle
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There are two sides to every coin, to coin a phrase. And there are at least two sides to every coined phrase. Let’s take a look at one such expression from both sides of the coin, before I run out of monetary metaphors. “If Momma ain’t happy, ain't nobody happy.” Use that expression in public and you’ll get a lot of good natured laughter and nods of the heads. Underneath the humor and agreement is something we all know is a little darker. Of course, there are a lot of women this doesn’t apply to. They take their knocks in life in pretty good stride, shaking off disappointments with grace and a healthy amount of humility. They have my respect. There are ...
[lying sack of shit] Belgian girl's tattoo 'nightmare'
Post Date: 2009-06-17 09:56:25 by PSUSA
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Kimberley Vlaeminck tells her side of the story Police in Belgium are investigating a complaint from a teenager who says a tattooist peppered her face with stars after she asked for only three. [skank] Kimberley Vlaeminck, 18, said she fell asleep during the procedure. "I woke up when he was starting to tattoo my nose... I counted 56 stars, it is frightening," she said. Tattoo artist Rouslan Toumaniantz, who is Romanian, said his client did not fall asleep and she got exactly what she had ordered. He rejects Ms Vlaeminck's claim he had misunderstood what she had asked for. "She was awake and looked in the mirror several times as the procedure was being done," ...
The Oral Rage of the Elites
Post Date: 2009-06-13 09:22:08 by Turtle
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In the world of Freudian psychology, there developed the concepts of oral, anal and similar personalities. Those who are in the arts often enjoy writing about, or analyzing, novels, artwork, and each other in terms of anal retentive/expulsive personalities and so forth. There is a theoretically-based phenomenon, perhaps becoming archaic in terminology in recent years, called the oral personality in which a person is fixated upon, or obsessed by, oral stimulation and gratification. One extension of this is a personality that not only engages in compulsive, but incompletely satisfying, oral activity, but as a general condition, seems not to obtain satisfaction in overall life. The repeated ...
Revenge of the Mutt People
Post Date: 2009-06-04 17:37:54 by Turtle
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“There are some things so disgusting that only a white man would be willing to do them.” -- Walter Wildshoe, Coeur d’Alene Indian By Joe Bageant Many years ago I worked at an industrial hog farm owned by the Coeur d’Alene Indian tribe in northern Idaho. The place stank of the dead and rotting brood sows we chopped out of farrowing crates -- bred to death in the drive for pork production. And it stank of the massive ponds that held millions of gallons of hog feces and rotting baby pigs, and every square inch was poisoned by the pesticides used to kill insects that hogs attract and the antibiotics fed to hogs from hundred pound sacks. The Coeur d’Alene Indians ...
Rose Chafers
Post Date: 2009-06-02 19:33:41 by farmfriend
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Anyone ever have a problem with Rose Chafers? If so how did you get rid of them? Any advice?
Snake in the Grass
Post Date: 2009-05-29 21:55:42 by Turtle
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When I was in college my girlfriend mentioned to me a guy she knew had told her about me, "You can do better than that." I had met him once and had a short but pleasant conversation with him. Why, I wondered, would he say such a thing about me? The answer was immediate: he would have liked to take her away from me. He envied me. She was a cute one, it was true. Cute and smart, the kind he wanted but apparently couldn't get. So he wanted what I had. He was, to use a common expression, a snake in the grass. He was talking behind my back. We use the term "snake" to refer to someone who is a backstabber. Apparently, this particular meaning has been used for thousands ...
The End of the World -- Maybe
Post Date: 2009-05-25 19:03:23 by Turtle
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Glad to say, I'm not a highly-paid court intellectual, or don't have three words in my name, or a Ph.D from some effete eastern university. So, I am reduced to using what creakingly passes for my common sense. Compared to the aforementioned groups, though, I'm a genius. My common sense notes with great dismay that there is only one way an army can defeat guerillas: kill everyone. I don't mean an amateurish one million or two million or three million people, the way the US did in Vietnam . I mean go all Genghis Khan on them--waste everyone. It's impossible for an army to tell who is a guerilla and who isn't. They're always befuddled, no matter what glowing ...
The Serial Killer Turtle Didn't Catch
Post Date: 2009-05-25 13:31:02 by Turtle
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I used to be a newspaper editor. Saw some awful things. One of them was a young woman strangled and dumped. I kept a map on the wall by my chair. I looked at where she was last seen, and where her home was. It was an old country road, and I knew she was in the weeds along it. But I didn't go look, because I knew I'd find her, and the police would probably suspect me. Years later I realized kind of dumping of a body is the sign of a serial killer. These days, I would have looked for a man who wanted to be a police officer, but failed, and drove a police-type car -- Caprice or Crown Victoria. His name is Dale Anderson. I helped get rid of a child molestor and a school ...
Love at First Sight
Post Date: 2009-05-23 20:54:06 by Turtle
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About 15 years ago Turtle was standing in an art gallery in a city far, far away from where he lives... "Do you like art?" a female voice asked me. I turned my head to my right. Pow. I had heard enough people tell me about "love at first sight" to know it existed, but I never thought it would happen to me. Just like that, boom, I knew she was the one. I don't believe there any is "one" for everyone. It's more like it's several people. But the chances of running into even one of them is slim indeed. I had no idea what to say. I was speechless. So, I decided to tell the truth. "I looked at you," I told her, "and I knew you were ...
Turtle's Pug Tries to Eat a Bird
Post Date: 2009-05-20 17:45:47 by Turtle
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I was taking my pug for a walk this morning when he stuck his nose in a bush and started wagging his tail. When he backed out he had a live, injured bird in his mouth. He was trying to crunch it and eat it. Thinking it might be diseased, I made him let out of it and pushed it back into the bushes with my foot. Later that afternoon I took him for another walk and saw the same bird, awake this time, but hopping around apparently with an injured wing. Since it was hiding in the bushes I didn't bother it, but Mickey the pug was straining at his leash trying to get it again. When I looked on Google, many people were posting, "My dog ate a bird!" Apparently it's normal ...
As Long as I Got my Plastic Jesus
Post Date: 2009-05-15 21:24:50 by Turtle
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Meaningless High School
Post Date: 2009-05-14 16:12:49 by Turtle
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When I was in high school my life consisted mainly of four things: high school, family, partying, and science-fiction. The first two were close to meaningless, and the last two meant a lot. In fact, they were pretty much the focus of my high school life. It took me years to figure out what the answer was to that puzzle of why the first two meant so little and the last two so much. I didn't have a bad family life. It was just that, like a lot of kids then and now, family just didn't mean that much (I'm sure I would have realized just how much it meant if I didn't have it). Finally, I realized the answer was pretty simple: it had to do with meaning. The first two had little ...
H1N1 - The Only Thing More Mysterious Than the Virus is the State's Reaction To It
Post Date: 2009-05-11 20:28:28 by IndieTX
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After all the panic; after all the closures; after all the deaths; after the border remained open in the face of what the world and governments called a pandemic in which millions could die; after the comparisons to the 1918 flu; after the stories it was made in a lab and released purposely; after it had been renamed so many times for PC reasons...now we have these new guidlines from the CDC as communicated to school districts: CDC Recommendations - School Closure Is Not Advised New information on disease severity warrants revision of the school closure guidance. Most U.S. cases have not been severe and are comparable in severity to seasonal influenza. CDC and local and state health ...
A Note Of Appreciation From The Rich
Post Date: 2009-05-10 14:38:17 by noone222
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Enter your Google search terms: number of results: 20 50 100 no cookies | no search-term records | access log deleted within 48 hours A note of appreciation from the rich Let's be honest: you'll never win the lottery. On the other hand, the chances are pretty good that you'll slave away at some miserable job the rest of your life. That's because you were in all likelihood born into the wrong social class. Let's face it — you're a member of the working caste. Sorry! As a result, you don't have the education, upbringing, connections, manners, appearance, and good taste to ever become one of us. In fact, you'd probably need a book the size of the ...
Has gmail been down for anyone else here today?
Post Date: 2009-05-07 16:12:34 by James Deffenbach
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Just curious if anyone else here has gmail and if theirs was down at any time today. I have a gmail account and have had for some time and today is the first time I have ever been unable to log in. Didn't last long and it's back up now but I wondered if anyone else was having the same problem with it.
The first European: Created from fragments of fossil, the face of our forbears 35,000 years ago
Post Date: 2009-05-05 03:41:02 by noone222
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Dressed in a suit, this person would not look out of place in a busy street in a modern city. The clay sculpture, however, portrays the face of the earliest known modern European - a man or woman who hunted deer and gathered fruit and herbs in ancient forests more than 35,000 years ago. It was created by Richard Neave, one of Britain's leading forensic scientists, using fossilised fragments of skull and jawbone found in a cave seven years ago. The first modern European: Forensic artist Richard Neave reconstructed the face based on skull fragments from 35,000 years ago His recreation offers a tantalising glimpse into life before the dawn of civilisation. It also shows the close links ...
I Weep For My Country
Post Date: 2009-04-17 00:45:12 by Rotara
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That is all.
Predictions come true (Republicrats and Democans flip-flop now that their masters have changed roles [Full Thread]
Post Date: 2009-04-09 11:05:04 by F.A. Hayek Fan
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During the elections, myself and a few other prescient few on f4um made the prediction that if Obama won that Republicrats and Democans would flip-flop on many of their views such as the war on terror and big government. After perusing TOS1, TOS2 and DU, I see that our predictions have come true in spades. The Republicrat butt-sniffers on TOS1 and TOS2 who have spent the last 8 years supporting every big government program shoved down the throat of the American people now all of a sudden disapprove of big government and act as if the world is ending because Obama is furthering the same programs implemented by Bush. On the other hand, the Democans, after bitching and moaning about the war ...
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Post Date: 2009-04-04 10:33:26 by robnoel
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