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Turtle in High School Post Date: 2014-03-23 13:54:58 by Turtle
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The Time Turtle Got Bit by a Pit Bull Post Date: 2014-03-21 11:36:49 by Turtle
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This was right after the bite. Three days later it reached its full glory. It was a completely unprovoked bite.
Shirley Q Liquor Reacts To Obama's Re-Election.mp4 Post Date: 2014-03-20 19:31:20 by James Deffenbach
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Secret Service uncovers plot by TEA Party to kidnap Obummer Post Date: 2014-03-17 20:26:41 by X-15
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Poster Comment:If you've seen it before.........then laugh again!!
Foreplay Gone Wrong: Model Sues Playboy After 'Golf Tee in Butt' Stunt Post Date: 2014-03-16 12:04:45 by X-15
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A model is suing Playboy and a co-host of one of its morning television and radio shows for $500,000 in damages after the host placed a golf ball atop a tee that was between her butt cheeks--and whiffed on his tee shot. Instead, Kevin Klein, the host, ended up whacking the model, Elizabeth Dickson, in the butt with the golf club, which prompted Dickson to sue for damages in Los Angeles Superior Court. According to CBS Los Angeles: According to the complaint, Dickson says she was invited to the Playboy Golf Finals at the Industry Hills Golf Club on March 30, 2012, where she was to help Playboy Playmates host. Dickson agreed to have a photo taken of her lying on her stomach with ...
It's Never Too Late Post Date: 2014-03-14 01:21:39 by James Deffenbach
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Your eyes are moist, you scream and shout As though you were a man possessed From deep inside comes rushing forth All the anguish you suppressed Up on your wall hangs your degree Your parents craved so much for you And though you're trained to make your mark You still don't quite know what to do It's never too late to start all over again To love the people you caused the pain And help them learn your name Oh, no, not too late, it's never too late to start all over again Well, it's much too late to start again To try and find a little bliss So on your woman and your child You release your bitterness You drift apart some more each day You feel the guilt and ...
The Coming Demise of Cynicom's Cat Post Date: 2014-03-10 14:38:45 by Turtle
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Black Bear Attempts Walking Across a Rope For A Bite Of This Tasty Beaver Treat Post Date: 2014-03-09 16:03:48 by X-15
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When My Pug Gets Hold of Cynicom for Talking Smack About Turtle Post Date: 2014-03-08 09:04:47 by Turtle
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Bunny Ranch Owner -- My Hookers Were Invited Guests At Clinton Charity Event Post Date: 2014-03-04 23:12:34 by X-15
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Bunny Ranch owner Dennis Hof says the two hookers who snapped a pic with Bill Clinton at a charity event last week were invited guests of his ... and nobody kicked them out of the party. Hof tells TMZ ... he was approved by the charity to bring two dates to the Unite 4 Humanity event -- Barbie Girl and Ava Adora -- and even promoted the charity's party to his supporters via newsletter. The HBO star says his entire group went through security and were given wristbands because they were all on the list ... and not one of them was kicked out of the party -- despite sources close to the event claiming otherwise. Dennis adds, "how the f*** did we get there if we weren't ...
Punish The Monkey - Mark Knopfler Post Date: 2014-03-02 16:53:59 by christine
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Poster Comment:Youve been having sleepless nights
Youve gone as quiet as a church mouse
And checking on your rights
The boss has hung you out to dry
And it looks as though
Punish the monkey
And let the organ grinder go
Youve been talking to a lawyer
Are you gonna pretend
That you and your employer
Are still the best of friends?
Somebodys gonna take the fall
There's your quid pro quo
Punish the monkey
Punish the monkey, yeah
Punish the monkey
And let the organ grinder go
Here comes a policeman
He wont be sidetracked
Hes asking bout a smoking gun
Hes after the bad
Its a quiet life from here on in
You dropped your poisoned cup
The telephone is ringing
But ...
Turtle and his Pugs Post Date: 2014-03-01 12:50:51 by Turtle
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AMAZING BLUES GUITAR!!! Post Date: 2014-02-25 19:00:54 by Southern Style
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Fox News Gals Post Date: 2014-02-23 21:17:17 by Lod
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How to Deal with Bad Cops Post Date: 2014-02-23 12:51:29 by Turtle
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How-To Field Strip and Clean a Glock With Ashley Post Date: 2014-02-22 19:08:30 by X-15
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Makeover Post Date: 2014-02-19 16:40:57 by Lod
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SuperTurtle Post Date: 2014-02-15 12:40:18 by Turtle
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Valentine's Day Post Date: 2014-02-14 16:54:51 by Lod
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The Top 10 (Jewish) Valentine's Songs Post Date: 2014-02-14 13:08:21 by Hmmmmm
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Happy Valentines Day! Mash on the link. Click for Full Text!
Esso thinks he's got it bad, WATCH THIS!!! Post Date: 2014-02-12 15:08:42 by Hmmmmm
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Poster Comment:Exclamation marks added for emphasis.
Friday Night Music Post Date: 2014-02-08 00:53:25 by farmfriend
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Paint Me A Birmingham Post Date: 2014-02-07 00:46:09 by James Deffenbach
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What Turtle Just Remembered Post Date: 2014-02-01 10:11:32 by Turtle
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I was the Who for $2 when I was 14, and got back past midnight, when I was 15. Now I've known that since the day I saw them. But what I just remembered is that I saw the Beach Boys when I was 16, and when I got back home past midnight I was 17. Now what are the chances of seeing two major bands on the night before my birthday?
We Want Your Soul Post Date: 2014-01-29 14:06:32 by Horse
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