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Title: One of the funniest posts I ever read on LP
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URL Source: http://libertypost.org/cgi-bin/readart.cgi?ArtNum=4093&Disp=22#C22
Published: May 26, 2009
Author: TLBSHOW and jodorowsky
Post Date: 2009-05-26 13:41:22 by James Deffenbach
Keywords: None
Views: 175
Comments: 6

24. To: TLBSHOW (#0)
Lets find out what happened to America and fix it for our childrens childrens childrens so 200 years from now in that old house we all call home the kids can look back and say what a great people they were in 2001 who did this and this so this and this could happen for us to be still here 200 years later in 2201.

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jodorowsky posted on 2002-10-06 12:37:51 ET Reply Trace
Poster Comment:
If you followed the antics of TLBSHOW you know that many of the threads he started got some very funny replies. Posting this one is not to say that there weren't many hilarious posts by other posters--there would be enough to fill a big book. But I really liked this one. Also Twodees telling TLBSHOW every once in a while that one of his thoughts would bust show's head, the little Star Wars looking video that Risky Schemer did, dogbyte12's posts, etc., etc.
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#1. To: All (#0)
From the same thread:
22. To: TLBSHOW (#0)
Always follow the golden rules one of which is "Do to others as you want to be done to"

Well, OK. What are the other golden rules? Before you list them, have you ever considered that one of my thoughts would bust your head wide open?
Twodees posted on 2002-10-06 12:16:07 ET Reply Trace
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton
James Deffenbach posted on 2009-05-26 13:49:54 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#2. To: James Deffenbach (#1)
Talk about funny days :P

Jethro Tull posted on 2009-05-26 14:00:15 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#3. To: Jethro Tull (#2)
Oh man, I can go back there and read some of those old threads and laugh so hard I think my sides are going to split. I think most of the funniest ones were the TLBSHOW threads and the ones where oibl was snatching defeat from the jaws of victory by pi$$in' off people who were in agreement with him. Twodees REALLY laid some good smackdowns on oibl (and the Toddler too for that matter).
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton
James Deffenbach posted on 2009-05-26 14:11:45 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#4. To: Jethro Tull (#2)
From the thread (on LP): TLBSHOW SLAMS THE ANTI-FREEPERS TO THE CHEERS OF FREEPERS
56. To: TLBSHOW (#52)
voice kept getting stronger and he seemed processed. When you freep do you foam at the mouth? Do you go after someone and do you throw things at someone? You are a Fool here too! LOL Ok Everyone if you were here Saturday Night you will know why we have to go down this road. using any major search engine with just a keyword or two and Porn is opened up for all to taste. Damn rats are everywhere aren't they? Even a cult. Folks we are on the verge of a all out battle with these people. Ann will a test to the crowd. I know she felt the vibes. I looked for positive and hard. There is none. orange peel defense shield Naked people sells Hillary is speaking at a college in Delhi NY in 2 weeks. Save up your orange peels. Freepers are needed.
Think this about the artifacts of slavery! No, you idiots, think that! And today is the Fourth of Thermidor. And excuse me if I might seem "processed." Means put thru the brainwashiing machine. LOL I am from God, as you are. I know things because I am warned by God. I know about lots of things. TLBSHOW is the one who God talks thru. You want to listen ok you don't ok. I can defeat you A Citizen Reporter every time. Why? Because God Talks thru Me and to Me all the time. Thank God I work for the right and not the left. You would have to move Carville over. I give you Olive branch after olive branch. You toss em aside. If you don't want to listen.college aye!
I thought you looked middle aged if your the one in the messy room right under TLBSHOW?Some great classic threads from TLBSHOW! Ever catch the women should never vote thread or the fly naked thread? father that is more your dept from what I read about fathers.
Then don't click my threads. How easy is it. Simple! You and Hole are fools. If I did not know better I would think you were both from DemoRats.com Oh High School hey did you all know that I went to high school with richard

Wow Todd. I am speechless.
dogbyte12 posted on 2002-10-05 22:46:49 ET Reply Trace
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton
James Deffenbach posted on 2009-05-26 14:19:04 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#5. To: All (#4)
using any major search engine with just a keyword or two and Porn is opened up for all to taste.

Wonder if it tastes like chicken? ahaha.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton
James Deffenbach posted on 2009-05-26 14:20:05 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#6. To: All (#5) (Edited)
One of Twodees classic posts to oibl. This was directed to oibl for his ankle biting and incessant questioning about things he already knew, or should have known, the answers to. I thought it was hilarious.

33. To: oibl (#10)
Who are these bots you speak of? For example, am I a bot? If so, what makes me a bot? Seriously! If you think I'm a bot, just explain to me why. I harbor no malice towards you if you consider me a bot; rather, I'd just like to know why you'd see me that way. After all, you might be right. It'd depend on the argument you put forward.

What do you mean by "who"? Explain "example". What is "so"? How do you mean "think"? Explain "explain". What do you mean by "why"? What is a "harbor"? Why did you mention "malice"? What does "consider" mean? Who is "I"? Explain "argument". What is "after all"? What do you mean by "depend"? Who dat say "who" when I say whodat?
Twodees posted on 2002-11-15 07:57:13 ET Reply Trace
http://libertypost.org/cgi-bin/readart.cgi?ArtNum=5846&Disp=All&#C33
34. To: oibl (#28)
You appear to be avoiding answering my question.
Please answer all my questions right now. If you fail to do so immediately, I will assume that you are the one who allowed Congress to turn our money over to international bankers.
You seem to be deliberatley avoiding answering my questions. You must answer them all now.
Twodees posted on 2002-11-15 08:01:09 ET Reply Trace
35. To: oibl (#30)
Thank you. Wow! So you got all this from a book? Or was it a series of books? Or was it teachings and books? You mention two books, which is why I ask.
Why are you saying "thank you"? What is "Wow!"? Explain "series of books". What is "teachings"? Who is "You"? Tell the truth about why you really ask. Whodat say who, etc.
Twodees posted on 2002-11-15 08:04:08 ET Reply Trace
49. To: Twodees (#33)
What do you mean by "who"?
I'm looking for names of people.
Explain "example".
An example is an instance that supports all of a group or type. For instance, the group of letters "example" is an example of a word.
What is "so"?
So, in this instance, meant true. In other words, when I said "if so," I was saying "if this is true," but I was using less space to say it.
How do you mean "think"?
I don't understand that question too well, but I'll give it a shot. God gave me the ability to think just the same as God gave everyone else the ability to think. This is why I found it reasonable to conclude that the person I was speaking to could think.
What do you mean by "why"?
"Why" is an interrogative word. I was looking for the person to explain his or her reasoning.
What is a "harbor"?
To harbor means to enclose, protect, and support, such as a ship comes in from the sea and docks in a harbor for protection. I was saying that I was not enclosing, protecting, or supporting any malice in what I was saying.
Why did you mention "malice"?
Because I have found in my experience in these forums that so many are very quick to think that there is opposition when the fact of the matter is there was only a request for information. To prevent such an unwarranted and erroneous response from this person, I explained that I was harboring no malice in asking my question.
What does "consider" mean?
To consider means to weigh against alternatives, to compare, or to reason about. For example, you really should consider the immense value of a dictionary, based on the evidence that you have a very limited vocabulary if you're asking me these rudimentary questions.
Who is "I"?
Well that's good. You do seem to understand that I references a person as opposed to a group of people. Specifically, I is a personal pronoun, a word that takes the place of a noun and that refers to me as an individual.
Explain "argument".
An argument is an alternative hypothesis or theory, or in another sense, it could be the object that a function uses and does work upon.
What is "after all"?
It means "following that which has come before." In other words, I was saying due to my past experience, I could be wrong, as I have been wrong in the past.
What do you mean by "depend"?
I guess the best explanation there would be "linked." If A depends upon B, then A is linked to B.
Who dat say "who" when I say whodat?
I'm sorry but the most I got from that was that it was a question, and that was due only to observing the question mark at the end and the interrogative word "Who" in the beginning.
oibl posted on 2002-11-15 17:11:23 ET Reply Trace

LOL! oibl took everything soooooooo literally! No sense of humor whatsoever. That is one of the things that make this series of posts so funny.
And in a post to palo verde he calls Twodees a "kook." LOL!
53. To: palo verde (#42)
What did you get from that? To me this person Twodees is a kook, and based on the responses I've received from Twodees, after I've said things to others and not Twodees in particular, I'd swear this person Twodees is deliberately trying to irritate *me* for some reason. I'm curious to know what you think about this, as I respect your opinion based on things you have said in the past. Twodees, however, well, let's just say the person behind the handle Twodees has been duly marked as an example of what I would call a kook and mentally deranged.
oibl posted on 2002-11-15 17:23:17 ET Reply Trace
And then he calls on Neil and Goldi to ban Twodees, for "lacking mental faculties"---BWAHAHAHAHA!!! Twodees was/is one of the smartest guys who ever posted on the net and one of the funniest too.
58. To: All, Neil McIver, Goldi-Lox (#48)
All: Actually, if I'm not mistaken, I think that should have been Temple not Church. I say this to All as opposed to this person Twodees, because based on the evidence, Twodees is obviously what I'd consider a kook and not someone I should respond to any more for any reason. However, I did want to correct the information in spite of Twodees presence on this thread.
Neil McIver, Goldi-Lox: I think that the above evidence against Twodees justifies removal of Twodees from this forum immediately. However, in saying that I will also say that the power to ban brings on a tremendous responsibility that should not be abused and that should be used only sparingly, only when it is crystal clear that a person such as Twodees lacks the mental faculties necessary for choosing to participate in the forum in a civil manner. I harbor no malice towards Twodees, for the person behind the handle Twodees deserves only my pity, not my wrath, but I request that the person behind the handle Twodees be banned from this forum immediately. Now I leave the matter in your hands.
oibl posted on 2002-11-15 17:45:22 ET Reply Trace
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end.
Lord Acton
James Deffenbach posted on 2009-05-26 18:38:55 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
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