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Title: Inventor turns dead cats into diesel
Source: Ananova
URL Source: http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1534821.html
Published: Sep 13, 2005
Author: N/A
Post Date: 2005-09-13 15:30:38 by orangedog
Keywords: Inventor, diesel, turns
Views: 85
Comments: 24

Inventor turns dead cats into diesel

A German inventor says he's found a way to make cheap diesel fuel out of dead cats.

Dr Christian Koch, 55, from Kleinhartmannsdorf, said his method uses old tyres, weeds and animal cadavers.

They are heated up to 300 Celsius to filter out hydrocarbon which is then turned into diesel by a catalytic converter.

He said the resulting "high quality bio-diesel" costs just 15 pence per litre.

Koch said the cadaver of a fully grown cat can produce 2.5 litres of fuel - meaning around 20 cats are needed for a full tank.

He said: "I tank my car with my own diesel mixture and have driven it for 105,000 miles without any problems."

Annelise Krauss of the Dresden Animal Protection Association blasted Koch's new diesel though, saying: "This is as bad as experimenting on animals."


Poster Comment:

It's Tuesday and I'm bored so I thought I'd piss off the cat lovers....

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#1. To: orangedog, Christine (#0)

It's Tuesday and I'm bored so I thought I'd piss off the cat lovers....

If they were hard pressed (excuse the pun) they would sacrifice their furry companions for a couple miles travel in their Acura's ;)

Are we but an organic computer influenced by our environment to desire one set of neuropeptides over another, equating into competition for self worth on a primitive level never realized by the shallow and self empowering.

timetobuildaboat  posted on  2005-09-13   15:35:13 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: orangedog (#0)

Koch said the cadaver of a fully grown cat can produce 2.5 litres of fuel - meaning around 20 cats are needed for a full tank.

It's Tuesday and I'm bored so I thought I'd piss off the cat lovers....

Oh, I'm sure you've succeeded.

"A state of war only serves as an excuse for domestic tyranny." – Alexander Solzhenitsyn

robin  posted on  2005-09-13   15:35:15 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: orangedog (#0)

Inventor turns dead cats into diesel

And in other news, stock in P.F. Chang's Bistro hit new lows as management cited weak outlook on scarce supplies and rising costs.

(The Gospel of Jesus Christ is the only true good news)

Starwind  posted on  2005-09-13   15:36:27 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: orangedog, christine (#0)

It's Tuesday and I'm bored so I thought I'd piss off the cat lovers....

If they were hard pressed (excuse the pun) they would sacrifice their furry companions for a couple miles travel in their Acura's ;)

Lower case c huh?

Are we but an organic computer influenced by our environment to desire one set of neuropeptides over another, equating into competition for self worth on a primitive level never realized by the shallow and self empowering.

timetobuildaboat  posted on  2005-09-13   15:36:50 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: Starwind, BTP Holdings (#3)

Fusionflatulence what's up? ;)

Are we but an organic computer influenced by our environment to desire one set of neuropeptides over another, equating into competition for self worth on a primitive level never realized by the shallow and self empowering.

timetobuildaboat  posted on  2005-09-13   15:39:48 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: orangedog (#0)

MPC.

Miles Per Cat.

Pinguinite for Pinguins

Neil McIver  posted on  2005-09-13   16:47:01 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: orangedog (#0)

Koch said the cadaver of a fully grown cat can produce 2.5 litres of fuel - meaning around 20 cats are needed for a full tank.

That can only mean one average sized human adult would be needed for a full tank...and there's plenty of them around.

Splitends  posted on  2005-09-13   16:55:27 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: timetobuildaboat (#5)

Fusionflatulence what's up? ;)

I got him on BOZO now. He's a shill just like BAC.

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BTP Holdings  posted on  2005-09-13   17:30:14 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: BTP Holdings (#8)

Man... The whole Cat Bio Diesel thing is just wrong. Now if they could make some kind of fuel out of cat piss, I'd be making the big green. I've got two cats that piss like racehorses, and shit like mules.

So many morons, so few bullets.

TommyTheMadArtist  posted on  2005-09-13   17:32:11 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#10. To: Splitends, orangedog, timetobuildaboat (#7)

we could get a lot more mileage out of the usage of human pussies!

"You can do everything for other countries but you can't do nothing for your own people. You can go overseas with the military but you can't get them down here."~~New Orleaner

christine  posted on  2005-09-13   17:38:08 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#11. To: All (#0)

He said the resulting "high quality bio-diesel" costs just 15 pence per litre.

Anybody know how much that is in dollars?

One...two...three...four...five...six...seven. Oswald was a fag.

Esso  posted on  2005-09-13   17:38:10 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#12. To: christine (#10)

ElPee & FascistRepublic could keep this country rollin' for years. Good thinkin' Chrissy!

One...two...three...four...five...six...seven. Oswald was a fag.

Esso  posted on  2005-09-13   17:41:40 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#13. To: christine (#10)

Um... Uh... Wha????

So many morons, so few bullets.

TommyTheMadArtist  posted on  2005-09-13   17:49:38 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#14. To: christine (#10)

we could get a lot more mileage out of the usage of human pussies!

The world's dwindling resources and over population problem would be solved in one swoop. ;o)

Splitends  posted on  2005-09-13   18:27:00 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#15. To: orangedog (#0)

Koch said the cadaver of a fully grown cat can produce 2.5 litres of fuel - meaning around 20 cats are needed for a full tank.

Hell...I've got two twenty-pound Siamese cats AND a Toyota Corolla...I'm living large, people!!! :=)

who knows what evil  posted on  2005-09-13   20:36:29 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#16. To: orangedog (#0)

Far as creating diesel fuel goes, Algae is more viable than dead cats..

Believe it or not.

Bush's favorability rating is now lower than Nixon's during Watergate.

Jhoffa_  posted on  2005-09-13   20:44:59 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#17. To: christine (#10)

we could get a lot more mileage out of the usage of human pussies!

...you surely don't mean...???

*gulp!*

The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up

CAPPSMADNESS  posted on  2005-09-13   20:50:17 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#18. To: CAPPSMADNESS (#17)

Yes.. it's true.

We're going to press Trace down the filler neck and then slam the gas door right in his weasely face.

Bush's favorability rating is now lower than Nixon's during Watergate.

Jhoffa_  posted on  2005-09-13   20:55:11 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#19. To: CAPPSMADNESS, Esso, TommyTheMadArtist (#17)

my meaning is not gender specific. ;)

"You can do everything for other countries but you can't do nothing for your own people. You can go overseas with the military but you can't get them down here."~~New Orleaner

christine  posted on  2005-09-13   20:58:19 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#20. To: christine (#19)

I was concerned.

So many morons, so few bullets.

TommyTheMadArtist  posted on  2005-09-13   23:37:43 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#21. To: orangedog (#0)

Kind of puts a whole new spin on the old ad slogan "Put a Tiger in your tank", doesn't it?

Gold and silver are real money, paper is but a promise.

Elliott Jackalope  posted on  2005-09-14   0:04:46 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#22. To: Splitends (#7)

The Chinese could really milk something like this...

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Axenolith  posted on  2005-09-14   2:21:13 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#23. To: orangedog (#0)

Well, if we can grow organic materiel, we're copacetic.

Just grow some flesh, albeit without sentiency, and voila, Nascar won't be hurt by "fuel" costs.

"I want the American people to know that our dreams are gone, our work was in vain. There will be no future for our children and our grandchildren in the new Iraq. The future is for the clerics. This is not the democracy we dreamed of. "--Dr. Raja Kuzai

swarthyguy  posted on  2005-09-14   16:21:24 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#24. To: Elliott Jackalope (#21)

Kind of puts a whole new spin on the old ad slogan "Put a Tiger in your tank", doesn't it?

Or maybe "Put a tabby in your tank."

"If you're not cynical, then you're not paying attention."

orangedog  posted on  2005-09-14   20:48:55 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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