"Ben Dover, Obama!!" (To be sung to the Beatles' "Roll Over, Beethoven")
MUD's gonna write a little ditty... Gonna mail it to my friend, Hannity!! We're a'rockin' Lib'ral ninnies... I want Rush Limbaugh to SING!! Ben Dover, Obama!! Gonna git the BigMan to play!!
You know the TeaPartiers're risin'... While RAT-JournOlists make up news!! Barack's Treason's Muslim... Marxist goal's..."Keep killin' the Jews!!" Ben Dover, Obama!! The RAT-Messiah's a TOOL!!
I got a rockin' new MudCave... I need to sing MUD's Obama Tunes!! I think Barack's parents were Whiteys... Wantin' Power 'cuz they were Marxist DUPES!! Ben Dover, Obama!! Right's whuppin' Left's FOOLish TOOLS!!
Folks, it's our freedom, we like it... Don't need BigGuv'ment...DeeCee's a shark pit!! BO's a boner...hear Truth on Rush!! RATS call US "Birthers"...DeeCee loves Marxists!! BO, Ben Dover... Ben Dover, Obama... We're whuppin' Left's FOOLish TOOLS!! Ohh!!
Rise early ev'ry mornin'... MUD's a singin' you the warnin'... Don't you tread on Right's Founding Truths!! Hey diddle diddle... MUD'll play his fiddle... Folks must REJECT Left's views!! Ben Dover, Obama!! And tell Michelle she's a shrew!!
You know RATS whinin' 'causes low sperm... RATS like to beg fer schlop!! Left's got some KRAAAY-ZEE partners... Dubyuh really won Iraq!! Long as patriots fight... Right's music shall never stop!! Ben Dover, Obama!! Ben Dover, Obama!! Ben Dover, Obama!! Ben Dover, Obama!! Ben Dover, Obama!! And dig MUD's mystical tunes!!
If you live free, VOTE FREE!! Don't matter HOO U R... Dutch Reagan's our STAR!! RATS R insane... From Truth and Light RATS scurry... RAT-Power's cause 2 worry!!
Yo Barry, there... Ain't no Marxists wise enuff... Ain't no minions bold enuff... Ain't no Lib'rals tuff enuff... To keep US from DEFEATING U!!
November Tuesday...Truth sets you free!! Rush told us we must VOTE 4 Liberty!! From this day on, REJECT RATS Power... Right'll B there when U R free... DeeCee loves Power!!
Yea Barry, there... Ain't no Marxists wise enuff... Ain't no minions bold enuff... Ain't no Lib'rals tuff enuff... To keep US from DEFEATING U!!
No spin, Left stains...
Ol' MUD's singin' live... From deep in my heart... Church Hill is the place we'll start!! If you ever need a RightWing band... Syntaurs ain't 'fraid of trouble... Whup ass on TheMan!!
Don't you know that there... Ain't no Marxists wise enuff... Ain't no minions bold enuff... Ain't no Lib'rals tuff enuff... To keep US from DEFEATING TOOLS!!
Don't RATS know that there... Ain't no Marxists wise enuff... Ain't no minions bold enuff... Ain't no Lib'rals tuff enuff...
MUD don't need...don't sleep... Sheeeple feed...Marxists seethe!! Barry's SCUM...minions moan, Left's WEAK!! Lick the dirt off RAT- Messiah's feet!! RATS blame Bush...Left's LOUD!! Masterbates becuz RATS LOVE their Power!! TRUTH RATS denigrate...Left's Tax&Spend!! Think like MUD and we'll WHUP KenyanKen!!
MUD don't worry when braindead Lib'rals come his way... RATS pack themselves together...Left's awful DUMB!! RATS git where they're not ALLOWED to... RATS take what's not theirs...TYRANTS don't care!!
Marxists scam...ain't Right!! Don't oppress this Injun's Civil Rights!! Enslave the Poor so RATS can be well-fed!! Line their holes with the dead one's bread!!
MUD don't worry when braindead Lib'rals comes his way... RATS stack themselves like minions...they're IGNORANT!! RATS packed like smelts like idiots...Left's awful DUMB!! Don't spit where yer not supposed to... RATS take what's not theirs, they don't compare...
Rats...They don't compare (2x) Ben, the two of us need look no more (5X)
Ain't that sumthin'?! Any idea what Pearl Jam CD this song can be found on?!
Mudboy Slim (discovered Sunday, February 09, 2003...completed 7 August 2010)
I'm looking forward to the humiliation and abasement of the entire Clinton-Pelosi-Schumer-Rangel machine. Champagne's on ice.
I have lived in this country long enough to know, however, that whomever the 'Pubbies put in there in '10 or '12, their base will be betrayed by them just like Zero betrayed his troops.
The elites that have this country by the family jewels, have nothing other than its destruction as their goal, and they use both parties toward that end.
"The elites that have this country by the family jewels, have nothing other than its destruction as their goal, and they use both parties toward that end."
America's in mourning, bloated guv'ment's grown... Men bowin' their heads 'cuz our country's broke!! RATS take too much, bureaucracies outta sight!! Bless the workers, 'cuz workers know the Left ain't Right!!
Dudes, Left's Fascists use FEAR...broom RAT-bastards 4 SHAME!! We see Obama laughing...ghoulish tyrant hates 'cuz he's LAME!! Guv'ment takes yer Freedom...Liberty is our Right!! Good workers, we're workin'...Liberation's nigh!!
(Smiley on keyboards...)
November day, righteous patriots rise... RATS R OVERPAID...Marxists always LIE!! Folks, Truth is gonna defeat Bo... Progressives gonna get whupped tonight!! Trust the workers, 'cuz workers know the Left ain't Right!!
Devolve Power Outta the Federal Leviathan and Back to the States, Localities, and Individuals as Prescribed in the U.S. Constitution!!
The minute the Leviathan perceives that a State, Locality, or Individual has slipped the leash, it will sic the Effin' Be Eye and their pet Fed judges on them just for starters as you've no doubt noticed that it is increasingly happy and willing to do.
Nobody's as happy to see Pelosi gone as Speaker as I am. However, we are no nearer sovereignty over our currency than we were a few days ago. The dollar is in a precarious position, our savings are being eroded, and we no longer have the manufacturing base that enables known tools of stabilization to work. We're headed for an economic maelstrom that our elected representatives will be helpless to do anything about.
US quantitative easing may mean 20 percent dollar drop: Gross
NEWPORT BEACH, CALIFORNIA: The dollar is in danger of losing 20 percent of its value over the next few years if the Federal Reserve continues unconventional monetary easing, Bill Gross , the manager of the world's largest mutual fund, said on Monday.
"I think a 20 percent decline in the dollar is possible," Gross said, adding the pace of the currency's decline was also an important consideration for investors.
"When a central bank prints trillions of dollars of checks, which is not necessarily what (a second round of quantitative easing) will do in terms of the amount, but if it gets into that territory --- that is a debasement of the dollar in terms of the supply of dollars on a global basis," Gross told Reuters in an interview at his PIMCO headquarters.
The Fed will probably begin a new round of monetary easing this week by announcing a plan to buy at least $500 billion of long-term securities, what investors and traders refer to as QE II, according to a Reuters poll of primary dealers.
Baa...baa...baa...baa...baa... Mindlessly passing yer time in this Country away... Only dimly aware of a certain vile sleaze in the air. You better WATCH OUT!! We got some dawgs about!! I've been watchin' Clinton and I have seen... Left's hatchin' an EVIL SCHEME!!
What do you get fer pretendin' The Danger's Not Real?!! Meek and Obedient, YOU CONDONE Slick Willie!! Yer Socialist Med'yuh insults OUR Values...Big Deal!! What a surprise! That look of IGNORANT Bliss in yer eyes... EX-Prez'dent's workin' fer Beijing!! NO!!! This ain't no Bad Dream!! Ohh...ohh...ohh...ohhh...ohh...
[The Lib'rals Prayer] "Obama's my Shepard...I shall not want. I Care Not That He LIES!! To preserve Peace, We Must IGNORE EX-Prez'dent's Commie SPIES!!"
But Knowledge Shall Releaseth thy Soul... Bill Clinton has endangered this Entire Nation!! He's floutin' OUR Sacred Constitution!! For lo...Bill HAD Great Power, but NO Honor!! Soon, cometh the day we "lowly" ones, Through quiet reflection and great dedication, COMPLETE THE ACT OF IMPEACHMENT!!!! LO!! We shall Rise Up...and then We'll make Dem Lib'rals' Eyes Water!!!
Writing and singing, MUD'll pounce on Barack with a SCREEEEEEEEEAM!! Wave upon wave of patriotic Americans... Will march out of obscurity to join OUR team!!
Have you heard the News?!! Lib'ralism's DEAD!! Soon, Slick we'll INDICT!! In Jail, Bill'll Grow Old!! Get outta OUR way...if YOU Refuse to Be BOLD!!!
