So, I come upstairs and the wife tells me that Osama Bin Douchebag is dead. She saw it 20 minutes ago online. I check to see if the story is legit, and so far, it seems it is. Now, a few things come to mind when I heard this.
The first is Tora Bora. Back then, we were told nobody got out of there alive, and if Binny was able to, his ass was likely to be dying shortly after, because it was destroyed.
The second thing, is the fucker was on Dialysis. The prick had a kidney problem, or a lack of kidneys. You think Steve Jobs, an American has that kind of longevity ahead of him? Oh hell no. I have a hell of a time believing that this guy survived all that time in Pakistan, In a Mansion, getting kidney dialysis. Here's why.
Whenever you receive medical treatment, especially high cost treatments like kidney dialysis, there's a paper trail. Now, couple this fact, with the fact the mother fucker was in Pakistan, a toilet, with a Billion people all of whom could have made a fucking 25 million American Dollars in a heartbeat by betraying his location, is extremely unbelievable to me. Especially if he had a doctor in his care, a guy to administer the dialysis, the logistics of this guy staying a live without a lot of help just does not pass the smell test.
ON TOP OF ALL THAT, it's May Day that this is announced. The guy has been dead for a week I guess, and they've had to of course conduct their tests to make sure it's indeed Binny.
What could possibly be going on right now, that such an announcement needs to be made so that nothing else gets air time? Oh yeah, that's right. We have those big FEMA exercises coming along with that Quake thing that might be happening in the midwest. Then there's that crazy birth certificate thing that simply will not go away. Zero's daddy getting drummed out of Harvard needs to go away too. There's just a lot of negativity where Slider Obama is concerned, and the ONLY way to save this guy's political bacon, is to bring out the pork, ala Bin Douchebag.
Makes you wonder what Jorge Arbusto is thinking right now? The elites must be watching this trainwreck and laughing their asses off. I'm willing to bet we're going to see all manner of goofed up crazy shit in the coming weeks. Things must really going to be shitty if they played the Binny The Butthole card.
