Title: Turtle Makes the Sign of the Cross Source:
[None] URL Source:[None] Published:Jun 30, 2011 Author:Turtle Post Date:2011-06-30 12:21:34 by Turtle Keywords:None Views:337 Comments:7
I was walking my dog yesterday when I saw a 250-pound woman wearing lime-green pants bent over in her yard pointing her ass at me.
I was so horrified I had to make the Sign of the Cross.
So things are just so hideous they should be illegal.
I saw a 250-pound woman wearing lime-green pants bent over in her yard pointing her ass at me.
Here, let me apply the proper antidote:
__________________________________________________________ "This man is Jesus, shouted one man, spilling his Guinness as Barack Obama began his inaugural address. When will he come to Kenya to save us?"
The best and first guarantor of our neutrality and our independent existence is the defensive will of the people and the proverbial marksmanship of the Swiss shooter. Each soldier a good marksman! Each shot a hit! -Schweizerische Schuetzenzeitung (Swiss Shooting Federation) April, 1941