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Title: "You're Such a Nice Guy
Source: Rational Male
URL Source: http://rationalmale.wordpress.com/
Published: Mar 13, 2012
Author: Rollo Tomassi
Post Date: 2012-03-13 13:44:55 by Turtle
Keywords: None
Views: 224
Comments: 13

I was once included in an interesting conversation about a certain group of women’s inability to find a “nice guy”. The 6 women were all very concerned with the state of contemporary men and the dearth of guys available to them now that felt they’d matured and needed to be appreciated for their readiness to settle down and start a family (see, post-wall, 35+ demographic).
“What is it with men these days? It’s like they’re all self-absorbed jerks now.”
“I know, but I think it’s just another indicator of how messed up society is now.”
“Yeah, why can’t I find a Nice guy? Is that too much to ask for?”
“Rollo, what happened to men? Where are all the Nice guys?”

“Back in your 20′s where you left them.”

The Nice Guy Space-Time Continuum
Girl age 16: “You’re such a nice guy.”
Translation: ” I don’t want to hurt your feelings, or come off as a bitch to my friends, but I’m really much more attracted to Bad Boys – outlaw bikers, the football team’s quarterback, basically any guy who appears dangerous and exciting. You’re Nice, nice and mundane”
Girl age 22: “You’re such a nice guy.”
Translation: “Thanks for listening on the phone to me cry, fall into verbal hysterics and drone on for hours about my Jerk BF (oh, and my little dog too). You’re really sweet, and deserve a girl (which isn’t me) who can appreciate how nice (i.e. mundane) you are.”
Girl age 28: “You’re such a nice guy.”
Translation: “I know you’ve always been (an) my emotional tampon, and thanks for sticking with it – any sane guy would’ve found a far better prospect by now. And while I’m beginning to see that guys like you are stable, dependable and tend to make a lot more money than the Jerks I’ve dated, I think I’m gonna hold out for a hotter guy than you while my looks still hold up”
Woman age 32: “Why can’t I just find a nice guy?”
Woman age 35+: “You’re such a nice guy.”
Translation: “Oh, you’re a Nice Guy,..here, let me suck that for you. See? Being a Nice Guy does get you laid!,..thanks for being there for me when I needed you; my fatherless kids appreciate your generosity too. How chivalrous of you to forgive my past indiscretion and take us in, I wish there were more guys like you. I really pity the women who can’t appreciate your kind of dedication – you are so different from “other guys”".
Poster Comment:
"Here, let me suck that for you."
Sorry, just had to laugh.
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#1. To: Turtle (#0)
Nice Guy

Nice guys are always exploited by women and always finish last.
Around my neck of the woods, it's the losers with the pills and the cocaine who get all the women.

sizzlerguy posted on 2012-03-13 13:56:30 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#2. To: Turtle (#0) (Edited)
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The relationship between morality and liberty is a directly proportional one.
"If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.”
—Samuel Adams
America: Israel's bitch
Eric Stratton posted on 2012-03-13 14:05:23 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#3. To: sizzlerguy, 4 (#1)
There's no drama in being nice. Women can't even make up drama out of their own heads, with nice guys. Therefore they hate nice guys, because they provide no drama, which they love. Hell, why else would they talk for hours, analyzing every nuance of What He Said That Made Her Hamster Spin Out Of Control. Drama!
It must be hard-wired in their brains, because as far as I can see, that is a universal truth if ever there was such a thing as a universal truth.
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PSUSA2 posted on 2012-03-13 14:18:16 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#4. To: Turtle (#0)
Women love drama. Nice guys do not provide that, but bad boys do.
No matter what they say about wanting a nice guy, they dont. They want a violent jerk with a checkered past.
I am always the "nice guy", the "emotional tampon". Being called "nice guy" or "sweet" or "good friend" by a woman places him in the Friend Zone. That means she sees him as safe, and safe is boring.
Once a man is in the Friend Zone there is no escape. He will never, ever, tap that (worn out) pussy.
Unless he robs a bank or commits rape, and becomes exciting to her.

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"The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion." -Albert Camus.

Armadillo posted on 2012-03-13 14:24:56 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#5. To: Armadillo (#4)
Women love drama.
They want a violent jerk with a checkered past.

How true it is.
Twenty-five and thirty years ago, I guess I was a drunk and a jerk, not a violent jerk, but I was a chick magnet. Today, those same women won't give me the time of day since mellowed by knowledge and time. I ignore them, they ignore me.
No loss, they're all a bunch of drug addicts and most of 'em are obese mental patients on xanax and the methadone clinic or dead.

sizzlerguy posted on 2012-03-13 14:48:11 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#6. To: Turtle (#0)
To no small degree women are a victim of their own making. As individuals we are responsible for our own condition.
By buying in to the popular culture they have been sold, whether "glitter", or Marxist-Feminism, illusions that they are a "Princess" (Whether Xena or Sleeping Beauty) who is going to be swept off their feet by a dashing Prince, with unlimited money, twelve inches of meat, and dotes on their every whim. Attention Ladies - the supply of such suckers is so small as to be objectively immeasurable. What you are left with are the rest of us just as we are left with you - You're not a "Princess" regardless of your daydreams, and even if you are good looking that wears off in, at most, six months and what we see then is the person not the Liz Claiborne and "Cover Girl" "Passion Pink". Men, except that percentage who lets "Willy" do the thinking (and that is only good until "Willy" is "happy"), or are shallow to the bone, are not going to offer to be your doormat. The divide created by the False Idols of Marxist-Feminism and Romance Novel tall tales ARE NOT reality. Deal with it.
Oh, and as much as I despise him Tom Leykis got one thing right: "Nice Guy" usually means, "I'm not going to sleep with you."
Perseverent Gardener"“Believe nothing merely because you have been told it. Do not believe what your teacher tells you merely out of respect for the teacher. But whatsoever, after due examination and analysis, you find to be kind, conducive to the good, the benefit, the welfare of all beings - that doctrine believe and cling to, and take it as your guide.” ~ Gautama Siddhartha — The Buddha
Original_Intent posted on 2012-03-13 15:13:34 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#7. To: sizzlerguy (#1)
the cocaine who get all the women.

I had lots of women wanting to hang around with me when I was partying. Where are they now? LOL
"When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one." Edmund Burke
BTP Holdings posted on 2012-03-13 17:44:20 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#8. To: sizzlerguy (#5)
No loss, they're all a bunch of drug addicts and most of 'em are obese mental patients on xanax and the methadone clinic or dead.

Truth if ever there was any. ;)
"When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one." Edmund Burke
BTP Holdings posted on 2012-03-13 17:45:55 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#9. To: Turtle (#0)
you’ve always been (an) my emotional tampon, and thanks for sticking with it

lol.....
" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11
"Life's tough, and even tougher if you're stupid." --John Wayne
abraxas posted on 2012-03-13 19:12:40 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#10. To: BTP Holdings (#8)
Truth

And most of these stupid drug addicted broads have been in so much trouble with the police for drug dealing and drug possession that they're working with the cops as operatives and informants to save their own skins too.
The pigs know that they're all drug crazy, but the courts and the cops will respond to thier wimpering and whining and will target and terrorize anyone the crazy loonie broads target.

sizzlerguy posted on 2012-03-13 19:35:50 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#11. To: Armadillo (#4)
Women love drama.

You can hit a woman, and she'll stay with you because of the drama.
"You shall have fun, no matter what you do." -- Turtle
Turtle posted on 2012-03-14 15:24:07 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#12. To: All (#0)
Hmm...I'm half nice guy, half obnoxious prick.
"You shall have fun, no matter what you do." -- Turtle
Turtle posted on 2012-03-14 16:10:12 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#13. To: All (#8)
methadone

Geez. I recall a woman that a friend set me up with in Chicago. I noticed she had empty methadone bottles on the shelf. The last time I saw her was in a bar in Chicago. She was pretty messed up. :(
"When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one." Edmund Burke
BTP Holdings posted on 2012-03-15 16:34:10 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
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