I was once included in an interesting conversation about a certain group of womens inability to find a nice guy. The 6 women were all very concerned with the state of contemporary men and the dearth of guys available to them now that felt theyd matured and needed to be appreciated for their readiness to settle down and start a family (see, post-wall, 35+ demographic). What is it with men these days? Its like theyre all self-absorbed jerks now.
I know, but I think its just another indicator of how messed up society is now.
Yeah, why cant I find a Nice guy? Is that too much to ask for?
Rollo, what happened to men? Where are all the Nice guys?
Back in your 20′s where you left them.
The Nice Guy Space-Time Continuum
Girl age 16: Youre such a nice guy.
Translation: I dont want to hurt your feelings, or come off as a bitch to my friends, but Im really much more attracted to Bad Boys outlaw bikers, the football teams quarterback, basically any guy who appears dangerous and exciting. Youre Nice, nice and mundane
Girl age 22: Youre such a nice guy.
Translation: Thanks for listening on the phone to me cry, fall into verbal hysterics and drone on for hours about my Jerk BF (oh, and my little dog too). Youre really sweet, and deserve a girl (which isnt me) who can appreciate how nice (i.e. mundane) you are.
Girl age 28: Youre such a nice guy.
Translation: I know youve always been (an) my emotional tampon, and thanks for sticking with it any sane guy wouldve found a far better prospect by now. And while Im beginning to see that guys like you are stable, dependable and tend to make a lot more money than the Jerks Ive dated, I think Im gonna hold out for a hotter guy than you while my looks still hold up
Woman age 32: Why cant I just find a nice guy?
Woman age 35+: Youre such a nice guy.
Translation: Oh, youre a Nice Guy,..here, let me suck that for you. See? Being a Nice Guy does get you laid!,..thanks for being there for me when I needed you; my fatherless kids appreciate your generosity too. How chivalrous of you to forgive my past indiscretion and take us in, I wish there were more guys like you. I really pity the women who cant appreciate your kind of dedication you are so different from other guys".
Poster Comment:
"Here, let me suck that for you."
Sorry, just had to laugh.