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Title: Where Turtle Lives
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Published: Mar 14, 2012
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2012-03-14 16:03:21 by Turtle
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Views: 149
Comments: 8

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Eat your hearts out. HAHAHA!!(1 image)
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#1. To: Turtle (#0)
Wow! Talk about over the rainbow.

purplerose posted on 2012-03-14 16:33:07 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#2. To: Turtle (#0)
I KNOW that you're living in a hollow tree down by the swamp. Confess!!
“With the exception of Whites, the rule among the peoples of the world, whether residing in their homelands or settled in Western democracies, is ethnocentrism and moral particularism: they stick together and good means what is good for their ethnic group."
-Alex Kurtagic
X-15 posted on 2012-03-14 17:04:35 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#3. To: X-15 (#2)
I KNOW that you're living in a hollow tree down by the swamp.

I live in a 1988 VW Vanagon. I call it my VanaMansion.
JP Morgan Chase foreclosed on my 8,000 square foot house with 9-car garage.
Funny thing, I didn't even HAVE a mortgage. Chase What Matters!
Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)
Esso posted on 2012-03-14 17:16:20 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#4. To: Esso (#3)
I live in a 1988 VW Vanagon.

I'll bet you've got 6,000,000 jews living RENT FREE in your ashtray!!
“With the exception of Whites, the rule among the peoples of the world, whether residing in their homelands or settled in Western democracies, is ethnocentrism and moral particularism: they stick together and good means what is good for their ethnic group."
-Alex Kurtagic
X-15 posted on 2012-03-14 17:25:03 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#5. To: X-15 (#4)
That was funny.
Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)
Esso posted on 2012-03-14 17:28:44 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#6. To: Turtle (#0) (Edited)
Have you driven the Fjord crazy?
I'll bet the health authorities make you shovel out that camper every now and them.
A people that would and could throw the bums out in the voting booth never has to. - Prefrontal Vortex
randge posted on 2012-03-14 18:45:20 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#7. To: randge, purplerose (#6)
Have you driven the Fjord crazy?

Tell you the truth, I don't know where it's at, but I suspect Sweden or Norway. But it is beautiful and I wouldn't mind living there at all.
"You shall have fun, no matter what you do." -- Turtle
Turtle posted on 2012-03-15 14:24:17 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#8. To: X-15 (#4)
I'll bet you've got 6,000,000 jews living RENT FREE in your ashtray!!

The joke I heard as a teenager was:
How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen?
Six million and four. Two in the front seat, two in the back, and six million in the ashtray.
"You shall have fun, no matter what you do." -- Turtle
Turtle posted on 2012-03-15 15:14:38 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
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