An "Oodle" is a unit of popularity discovered by Turtle when he was about 21. Ooodles range from 0 to 100, with 100 being the same as One Turtle, and 0 being absolute unpopularity Since obviously Turtle has been very popular, he knows a great deal about women.
I have noticed women who are unattractive in face and figure are never going to be popular. Oddly, women who have nice faces but are fat can be popular, although it is always with short scrawny guys. I do not understand that combination.
However, fat women with nice faces have to be friendly, talkative and approachable. That's what makes them popular.
The most popular women, as everyone nows, have nice faces, nice figures and can friendly, talkative and approachable.
A woman with a nice face and figure, if she is unpleasant (and most of them do not know they are) can get laid but cannot attractive a long-term boyfriend. Or, for that matter, any know of boyfriend at all.
Most of this is an illustration of that old saying, a man can get married but a woman can get laid. However, some can do neither.
I've been told by some elderly women that when they were growing up, their mothers told them to not turn guys for a date, since they never knew how it would turn out. And they were told to be friendly.
This doesn't happen anymore, for that most part.
In college women were often whining to me there "were go guys." I told them straight out, be friendly, talk to them, and be approachable. They gaped at me like I had sprouted antennae, even though what I was pointing out was ovious!
They apparently thought they were supposed to sit there like bumps of a log and Prince Charming was supposed to show up and sweep them off of their feet.
Parents apparently don't give their children any practical advice about these guys. And I'm still having to explain these things to women. And they're still gaping at me like I have antennae.