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Title: Song: Lame Duck Duet
Source: Based on Black Eyed Peas' "My Humps"
URL Source: http://None
Published: Nov 5, 2005
Author: markm0722
Post Date: 2005-11-05 17:19:14 by markm0722
Keywords: Song:, Lame, Duck
Views: 93
Comments: 1

Lame Duck Duet

Bush: What you gonna do with all those guns?
Bush: All those guns inside those trucks?
Cheney: I'm gonna get, get, get, get, you drunk
Cheney: Get you power drunk lame duck
Cheney: Lame duck, lame duck, lame duck, lame duck, lame duck
Cheney: Lame duck, lame duck, lame duck, with all my fightin' grunts (check it out)

Cheney: I think he's going crazy
Cheney: I'm pushing our wars daily
Cheney: I treat him really nicely
Cheney: I give him ice cream wisely
Cheney: First there's Ben and Dreyers
Cheney: Then Jerry and Breyers
Cheney: Oh yeah, I am sharin'
Cheney: All the liquor stops his swearin'
Cheney: True reasons I ain't tellin'
Cheney: They simply need ass kickin'
Cheney: For the true religion
Cheney: He keeps givin', givin', givin'
Cheney: He ain't so good at talkin'
Cheney: So sometimes he be fakin'
Cheney: Reporters keep on baitin'
Cheney: But he keeps on propagatin'

Cheney: My guns, my guns, my guns, my guns
Cheney: My guns are for my grunts
Cheney: Lame duck, lame duck, lame duck
Cheney: Lame duck I've got you
Bush: He's got me spendin'
Bush: Oh spendin' all our money on the war that's overseas
Bush: He's got me spendin'
Bush: Oh spendin' all our money but it's free, it's free, it's free

Bush: What you gonna do with all those guns?
Bush: All those guns inside those trucks?
Cheney: I'm gonna get, get, get, get, you drunk
Cheney: Get you power drunk lame duck
Bush: What you gonna do to kick some ass?
Bush: All that ass that's overseas?
Cheney: Make them scream, make them scream
Cheney: You lame duck, lame duck, lame duck, lame duck
Cheney: Lame duck, lame duck, lame duck, with all my fightin' grunts (check it out)

Bush: Met a leader who's name I didn't know
Bush: He said fool, fool, fool why can't you just go
Bush: I turned into a baby, I did not think it funny
Bush: We spent some time not money
Bush: But then he was such a good host
Bush: Served me milky cocoa
Bush: The cocoa was good so I offered up a toast: "Milky, milky, milky yum!"

Cheney: I find that war is sexy
Cheney: Our boys just want to please me
Cheney: They always stand up for me
Cheney: Always saluting as they see me
Cheney: I love lame ducks, ducks
Cheney: When I have my grunts, grunts
Cheney: You can look but you can't touch them
Cheney: If you touch them then they'll fight you
Cheney: They're quite a handy crew
Cheney: Will, fight you, will, will fight you
Cheney: So don't put a hand on me boy
Cheney: If I wanted more joy
Cheney: I'd use lame duck

Cheney: Lame duck, lame duck, lame duck, lame duck
Cheney: Lame duck, lame duck, lame duck, lame duck, lame duck, lame duck
Cheney: With all my fightin' grunts
Cheney: With all my fightin' grunts
Cheney: With all my fightin' grunts
Cheney: Going back and to the front
Cheney: Lame duck I've got you
Bush: He's got me spendin'
Bush: Oh spendin' all our money on the war that's overseas
Bush: He's got me spendin'
Bush: Oh spendin' all our money but it's free, it's free, it's free

Bush: What you gonna do with all those guns?
Bush: All those guns inside those trucks?
Cheney: I'm gonna get, get, get, get, you drunk
Cheney: Get you power drunk lame duck
Bush: What you gonna do to kick some ass?
Bush: All that ass that's overseas?
Cheney: I'm gonna make them scream, make them scream
Cheney: Make them scream, make them scream

Bush: What you gonna do with all those guns?
Bush: All those guns inside those trucks?
Cheney: I'm gonna get, get, get, get, you drunk
Cheney: Get you power drunk lame duck
Bush: What you gonna do with all those jets?
Bush: All those jets at our outskirts?
Cheney: Make hard work, work, make hard work
Bush: He's got me spendin'
Bush: Oh spendin' all our money on the war that's overseas
Bush: He's got me spendin'
Bush: Oh spendin' all our money but it's free, it's free, it's free


Poster Comment:

Monkey Business

My Humps, 5th song

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#1. To: markm0722 (#0)

Get you power drunk lame duck

I resemble that remark! Pick on someone able to defend thyn self.

"Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth." - Albert Einstein

timetobuildaboat  posted on  2005-11-05   17:36:39 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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