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Title: A $47 Hooker
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Published: Apr 17, 2012
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Post Date: 2012-04-17 16:36:31 by Turtle
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I found out only one SS agent rented a hooker, and wouldn't pay her $47.

The agent, of course....was not white.

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#1. To: Turtle, hookers, 4 (#0)

NYPost -

A Secret Service agent shamed the United States after a wild night of babes and booze that ended in an argument with a Colombian hooker over as little as $47.

One of 11 elite agents assigned to ensure President Obama’s protection at a summit meeting in Cartagena, Colombia, was busted after his lady of the evening refused to leave his hotel room in the morning without her fee.

20 US AGENTS COULD BE INVOLVED IN COLOMBIAN HOOKER SCANDAL

That woman was one of 11 hookers hired by the agents — and the only one who hadn’t left Cartagena’s swank Hotel Caribe, where White House staffers, members of the press and dignitaries are staying during the Summit of the Americas meeting, sources said. SECURITY SCANDAL: President Obama checks out singer Shakira yesterday in Colombia. AFP/Getty Images SECURITY SCANDAL: President Obama checks out singer Shakira yesterday in Colombia. President Obama's Secret Service team was reeling from a prostitution scandal. AP President Obama's Secret Service team was reeling from a prostitution scandal.

The confrontation occurred early last week, said Rep. Pete King, a Long Island Republican who was briefed on the incident yesterday.

One of the agents sent home after agency bosses in DC learned what was going on was “in a supervisory role,” said King, chairman of the House Homeland Security Committee.

A hotel employee told The Associated Press that agents arrived at the beachfront hotel a week ago and drank heavily during their stay.

Prostitution is legal in much of Colombia inside “tolerance zones” controlled by police. The going rate for hookers in Cartagena is around $47, according to Colombian TV.

The trouble began for the Secret Service after the agents’ night of carousing, when a hotel employee noticed a hooker’s ID was still at the front desk at 7 a.m., in violation of hotel policy on overnight guests, King said.

The manager went to the agent’s room where the woman had spent the night and saw the two inside arguing, King said.

“She said the agent owed her money,” King said. “He said he didn’t have to pay her.”

He eventually forked over the money and the situation was resolved. But the cops were called and they filed a report, which was sent to the US Embassy.

The probe widened yesterday to include five members of the US military who were allegedly involved in the same incident, officials said.

The service members, with the Southern Command, are still in Colombia “because of the expertise and the knowledge that these guys have,” a military spokesman told CBS News.

A statement released by the Southern Command said the service members “violated the curfew . . . and may have been involved in inappropriate conduct.”

An expert on the Secret Service yesterday said that, although the agents involved in the scandal were not breaking Colombian law, most of them are married and could have been exposed to blackmail.

“It could have resulted in a potential assassination attempt on the president,” said Ronald Kessler, author of “In the President’s Secret Service.”

“It the biggest scandal in the history of the Secret Service and the most basic breach of security,” the author said.

Secret Service spokesman Edwin Donovan said that Obama’s security was not compromised because of the incident.

“This entire matter has been turned over to our Office of Professional Responsibility, which serves as the agency’s internal- affairs component,” he said.

None of the agents involved was directly assigned to protect the president. Donovan said the agents involved were relieved from duty and replaced.

But the scandal has made the United States the laughingstock of the important summit, as diplomats have been gossiping about hooker high jinx rather than focusing on Obama’s goals in the region.

“I had a breakfast meeting to discuss trade and drugs, but the only thing the other delegates wanted to talk about was the story of the agents and the hookers,” chuckled one Latin American diplomat.

Without mentioning the Secret Service scandal specifically, Obama — who arrived in Cartagena on Friday — blasted “flashy” coverage of the controversy.

Break the Conventions - Keep the Commandments - G.K.Chesterson

Lod  posted on  2012-04-17   17:33:47 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Lod (#1)

Most of those esteemed gentlemen ARE MARRIED.

Divorce liars (lawyers) in DC will have a good summer.

Cynicom  posted on  2012-04-17   17:40:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Lod (#1)

“This entire matter has been turned over to our Office of Professional Responsibility, which serves as the agency’s internal- affairs component,” he said.

Has the conference in Vegas been booked yet?

"I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it." - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2012-04-17   17:40:35 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Turtle (#0)

I found out only one SS agent rented a hooker, and wouldn't pay her $47.

The agent, of course....was not white.

He wont pay no mo than what his sistah charges.

‘Gentlemen, if you’ve ever thought about it, the quality of a man’s life is directly proportionate to his commitment to excellence.’ ~Vince Lombardi

Buzzard  posted on  2012-04-17   17:56:36 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: Turtle (#0)

The agent, of course....was not white.

Sounds typical of them. ;)

"When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one." Edmund Burke

BTP Holdings  posted on  2012-04-17   18:10:45 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: Turtle (#0) (Edited)

I recall when we were running down to Florida in the big truck. I was in the sleeper when we stopped for fuel. When I woke up, I heard a female voice up front, so I opened the curtain and said, "What's this all about?" Turns out my co-driver picked her up because she needed a ride to Florida, which is where we were going.

Anyway, she did both of us (We switched drivers without stopping. Try that, if you dare. LOL) My co-driver gave her a C-note by mistake, and found out after we let her off. I asked if we should go back, and he said forget about it. Easy come, easy go. It was a good gig, it paid $750 a week in cash. Don't have to report that. Sure wish I had a few of those C-notes left now. ROTFLMAO

"When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one." Edmund Burke

BTP Holdings  posted on  2012-04-17   18:16:44 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: Turtle (#0)

I found out only one SS agent rented a hooker, and wouldn't pay her $47.

The agent, of course....was not white.

Wat r u , sum honky cracker assd rasist?


"The real deal is this: the ‘royalty’ controlling the court, the ones with the power, the ones with the ability to make a difference, with the ability to change our course, the ones who will live in infamy if we pass the tipping points, are the captains of industry, CEOs in fossil fuel companies such as EXXON/Mobil, automobile manufacturers, utilities, all of the leaders who have placed short-term profit above the fate of the planet and the well-being of our children." - James Hansen

FormerLurker  posted on  2012-04-17   18:41:49 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: Turtle (#0)

A $47 Hooker

LOL I saw that title and knew you this was a turtle thread. LOL


Does anyone honestly believe that the global elites whose wealth and power depend on manipulation of the global chess board would leave something like the Presidency up to chance?

farmfriend  posted on  2012-04-17   19:09:53 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: FormerLurker (#7)

LOL


Does anyone honestly believe that the global elites whose wealth and power depend on manipulation of the global chess board would leave something like the Presidency up to chance?

farmfriend  posted on  2012-04-17   19:10:27 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#10. To: Lod, Turtle, Cynicom, Buzzard, BTP Holdings (#1)

I must admit that my first thought when I heard this story is shit goes down hill. This kind of thing is because there is rot at the top.


Does anyone honestly believe that the global elites whose wealth and power depend on manipulation of the global chess board would leave something like the Presidency up to chance?

farmfriend  posted on  2012-04-17   19:13:39 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#11. To: Turtle (#0)

Does anyone know if $47 is considered high-ticket or bargain-basement for a hooker in Colombia??

Shoonra  posted on  2012-04-17   19:53:19 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#12. To: farmfriend (#10)

This kind of thing is because there is rot at the top.

Having spent 25 years at government "service" I saw it first hand. That was long ago.

Americans condemn the drones and slugs but it is not them that control the cash register. We use to keep our heads down, keep out of the way and do our work.

Cynicom  posted on  2012-04-17   20:26:59 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#13. To: Shoonra (#11)

Does anyone know if $47 is considered high-ticket or bargain-basement for a hooker in Colombia??

Pretty good deal either way if the price was for the entire night.


"The real deal is this: the ‘royalty’ controlling the court, the ones with the power, the ones with the ability to make a difference, with the ability to change our course, the ones who will live in infamy if we pass the tipping points, are the captains of industry, CEOs in fossil fuel companies such as EXXON/Mobil, automobile manufacturers, utilities, all of the leaders who have placed short-term profit above the fate of the planet and the well-being of our children." - James Hansen

FormerLurker  posted on  2012-04-17   21:52:30 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#14. To: Shoonra (#11)

Does anyone know if $47 is considered high-ticket or bargain-basement for a hooker in Colombia??

Seems like a lot of money for the country, but honestly, what do I know about Columbia?

“Teach a child their rights and it breeds rebellion, teach a child their responsibility an it breeds righteousness.”

Turtle  posted on  2012-04-18   12:37:17 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#15. To: farmfriend (#8)

LOL I saw that title and knew you this was a turtle thread. LOL

Well, Turtle is a gigolo although he has to charge 47 cents these days.

“Teach a child their rights and it breeds rebellion, teach a child their responsibility an it breeds righteousness.”

Turtle  posted on  2012-04-18   13:23:33 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#16. To: Turtle (#15)

Well, Turtle is a gigolo although he has to charge 47 cents these days.

Times are tough everywhere.


Does anyone honestly believe that the global elites whose wealth and power depend on manipulation of the global chess board would leave something like the Presidency up to chance?

farmfriend  posted on  2012-04-18   21:42:03 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#17. To: Turtle, all (#0) (Edited)

This is a photo of her.
Would you do her for $47?

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"The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion." -Albert Camus.

Armadillo  posted on  2012-04-19   20:50:22 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#18. To: Armadillo, Turtle, All (#17)

This is a photo of her.

Would you do her for $47?

Looks like she charges more than $47. The story indicates her price was $800.

Not such a bargain after all.


"The real deal is this: the ‘royalty’ controlling the court, the ones with the power, the ones with the ability to make a difference, with the ability to change our course, the ones who will live in infamy if we pass the tipping points, are the captains of industry, CEOs in fossil fuel companies such as EXXON/Mobil, automobile manufacturers, utilities, all of the leaders who have placed short-term profit above the fate of the planet and the well-being of our children." - James Hansen

FormerLurker  posted on  2012-04-20   18:35:03 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#19. To: FormerLurker (#18)

I'd give her $800. As long as it's for full service.


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"The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion." -Albert Camus.

Armadillo  posted on  2012-04-21   12:21:43 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#20. To: Turtle, farmfriend (#15)

Well, Turtle is a gigolo although he has to charge 47 cents these days.

Most people presume "you get what you pay for", so you're not going to get any business at 47 cents.
You should charge $4700. It will create a (false) mystique of high performance.
You only need to make one transaction a month to make a decent living.


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"The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion." -Albert Camus.

Armadillo  posted on  2012-04-21   12:37:43 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#21. To: Armadillo (#17)

If she was to take her sunglasses off I don't think she'd be very attractive at all.

$800? Never.

$47 is more like it in her case.

“Arbitrary power is most easily established on the ruins of liberty abused to licentiousness.”

Turtle  posted on  2012-04-21   12:48:40 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#22. To: Turtle, farmfriend (#21)

If she was to take her sunglasses off I don't think she'd be very attractive at all.

I'm a sucker for women with pigtails.
And she can leave her sunglasses on. Her eyes are not the organ I am interested in. ;)


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"The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion." -Albert Camus.

Armadillo  posted on  2012-04-21   18:26:53 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#23. To: FormerLurker (#7)

who ever did the photoshopping missed one major detail, the flag lapel pin should be that of indonesia.


If either Moromney or Mammyjammyobammy win the November (s)election peoples with common sense will pray that December 21 2012 will indeed be the end of the world!

IRTorqued  posted on  2012-04-21   22:18:21 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#24. To: IRTorqued (#23)

What makes you think it was photoshopped?


"The real deal is this: the ‘royalty’ controlling the court, the ones with the power, the ones with the ability to make a difference, with the ability to change our course, the ones who will live in infamy if we pass the tipping points, are the captains of industry, CEOs in fossil fuel companies such as EXXON/Mobil, automobile manufacturers, utilities, all of the leaders who have placed short-term profit above the fate of the planet and the well-being of our children." - James Hansen

FormerLurker  posted on  2012-04-22   15:19:46 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#25. To: Armadillo (#19)

I'd give her $800. As long as it's for full service.

I guess if it were for the entire night, it'd still be a pretty good deal...


"The real deal is this: the ‘royalty’ controlling the court, the ones with the power, the ones with the ability to make a difference, with the ability to change our course, the ones who will live in infamy if we pass the tipping points, are the captains of industry, CEOs in fossil fuel companies such as EXXON/Mobil, automobile manufacturers, utilities, all of the leaders who have placed short-term profit above the fate of the planet and the well-being of our children." - James Hansen

FormerLurker  posted on  2012-04-22   15:20:27 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#26. To: FormerLurker (#24)

WAG


If either Moromney or Mammyjammyobammy win the November (s)election peoples with common sense will pray that December 21 2012 will indeed be the end of the world!

IRTorqued  posted on  2012-04-22   23:24:19 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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