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Title: Trapped by German nymphomaniac
Source: news.com.au
URL Source: http://www.news.com.au/weird-true-f ... c/story-e6frflri-1226343287504
Published: May 2, 2012
Author: ?
Post Date: 2012-05-02 20:57:02 by Armadillo
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"I met her on a bus... She invited me back here. Oh God, it was hell. I can't walk. Please help me," he told Munich police when they found him in tears outside her apartment after the 36-hour episode.
The Daily Mail reports the man only escaped her apartment after the woman fell asleep.
The same 47-year-old woman was arrested in April after she picked up 43-year-old craftsman Dieter Schultz.
Munich Police issued a statement confirming that they met at a pub at 1.30pm.
The statement said the man tried to leave, but the woman would not let him.
When he called police for help, Schultz claimed she was trying to "kill me with sex".
The woman reportedly tried to seduce the two arresting officers with a "quickie" - who politely declined.

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#1. To: Armadillo (#0)

Fags. Either that or she's awful ugly.

Obnoxicated  posted on  2012-05-02   22:38:53 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Armadillo (#0)

What slipshod reporting. Didn't even say which bus she can be found on.

Shoonra  posted on  2012-05-02   22:41:58 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Armadillo (#0)

I was going to bet 50 cents this was another Turtle escapade.

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tom007  posted on  2012-05-03   0:05:52 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Armadillo (#0)

Just checkin to see if this is another Turtle post.

Nope. This lady needs to put an ad up.


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wudidiz  posted on  2012-05-03   1:09:02 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: Armadillo (#0)

I can Sympathize with those guys!!!

Happened to me 8 Times!!!

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ndcorup  posted on  2012-05-03   7:44:23 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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