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Title: Rush Limbaugh Theorizes that Al Qaeda Gave Bin Laden Up to Help Obama Win Re-Election
Source: Gawker
URL Source: http://gawker.com/5943076/rush-limb ... -to-help-obama-win-re+election
Published: Sep 13, 2012
Author: Neetzan Zimmerman
Post Date: 2012-09-13 19:54:14 by X-15
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Views: 2979
Comments: 47

On yesterday's show, Rush Limbaugh put forward another of his signature "theories," noting in advance that he was "picking it off the wall."
"What if Ayman al-Zawahiri and other al-Qaeda leaders gave up Osama bin Laden for the express purpose of making Obama look good?" Limbaugh asked his audience.
Why would they want to do that? Because militant Islamists, according to the syndicated talk show host, want nothing more than to see Israel gone, and having Obama re-elected would help advance that goal.
"Al Qaeda was not depending on Osama bin Laden for operational leadership," Limbaugh asserted. "His day had come and gone." Letting go of an "expendable" bin Laden would net Obama "instant political capital," and help further the militants' anti-Israel cause.
"Let me put it to you this way," Limbaugh said. "Do you think that militant Islamists will be as hopeful of getting rid of Israel with a Republican president or with a Democrat president?"
No mention by Limbaugh of the fact that Israel's own defense minister Ehud Barak earlier this year called Obama the most supportive American president ever.
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#1. To: X-15 (#0)
Lol! Rush must be back on the Oxy.
" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11
"Life's tough, and even tougher if you're stupid." --John Wayne
abraxas posted on 2012-09-13 20:00:06 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#2. To: abraxas (#1)
That pompous windbag has a travel-trunk full of pills 'n potions!! Seriously, I can't see how he stays on the air spewing his prognostications that resemble nothing more than a pile of donkey droppings.
“With the exception of Whites, the rule among the peoples of the world, whether residing in their homelands or settled in Western democracies, is ethnocentrism and moral particularism: they stick together and good means what is good for their ethnic group."
-Alex Kurtagic
X-15 posted on 2012-09-13 20:07:45 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#3. To: X-15 (#2)
It amazes me that people continue to listen to that pompous pill popping windbag! : )
" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11
"Life's tough, and even tougher if you're stupid." --John Wayne
abraxas posted on 2012-09-13 20:09:55 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#4. To: abraxas (#3)
It amazes me that people continue to listen to that pompous pill popping windbag! : )

Relax ab, Rush' message has been vetted and approved by most major intelligence agencies.
"I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it." - William S Burroughs
Dakmar posted on 2012-09-13 20:23:41 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#5. To: Dakmar (#4)
Rush' message has been vetted and approved by most major intelligence agencies.

Lol......we shall dub them major ANTI-intelligence agencies then.
" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11
"Life's tough, and even tougher if you're stupid." --John Wayne
abraxas posted on 2012-09-13 20:34:34 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#6. To: abraxas (#5)
The next step is to get Hamas to agree to accept Texas as a Methodist State.
Right?
Anyone privy to Romney's position on this?
"I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it." - William S Burroughs
Dakmar posted on 2012-09-13 20:36:57 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#7. To: abraxas (#3)
I haven't listened to that drug consuming POS for over 18 years. Those that now listen to him must have something seriously wrong with their cognitive abilities.
... If a man has nothing that he is willing to die for, then he has nothing worth living for....
Give Me Liberty posted on 2012-09-13 20:39:41 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#8. To: abraxas (#5)
Lol......we shall dub them major ANTI-intelligence agencies then.

Intelligence has nothing to do with reason. It's all fads and arm twisting.
"I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it." - William S Burroughs
Dakmar posted on 2012-09-13 20:40:58 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#9. To: Dakmar (#6)
Anyone privy to Romney's position on this?

His position is bent over, grabbing his ankles for Bibi. : )
" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11
"Life's tough, and even tougher if you're stupid." --John Wayne
abraxas posted on 2012-09-13 20:42:08 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#10. To: Give Me Liberty (#7)
I haven't listened to that drug consuming POS for over 18 years. Those that now listen to him must have something seriously wrong with their cognitive abilities.

They seem sure that they are one step away from being part of the in crowd.
"I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it." - William S Burroughs
Dakmar posted on 2012-09-13 20:42:46 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#11. To: abraxas (#9)
His position is bent over, grabbing his ankles for Bibi. : )

Sean Hannity DEMANDS to be first!! He's the REAL NEOCON fanboy!!
“With the exception of Whites, the rule among the peoples of the world, whether residing in their homelands or settled in Western democracies, is ethnocentrism and moral particularism: they stick together and good means what is good for their ethnic group."
-Alex Kurtagic
X-15 posted on 2012-09-13 20:44:26 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#12. To: abraxas (#9)
His position is bent over, grabbing his ankles for Bibi. : )

LOL, I envy your brain!
"I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it." - William S Burroughs
Dakmar posted on 2012-09-13 20:45:11 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#13. To: X-15 (#11)
Sean Hannity DEMANDS to be first!! He's the REAL NEOCON fanboy!!

There seems to be no end to the continual quest to bend over first for Bibi. We need to establish some cage matches for the NEOCON fanboys to get sweaty and duke it out for line position. lol
" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11
"Life's tough, and even tougher if you're stupid." --John Wayne
abraxas posted on 2012-09-13 20:47:01 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#14. To: abraxas (#13)
Two traitors enter, one comes out...
Can't we just try honest primaries first?
"I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it." - William S Burroughs
Dakmar posted on 2012-09-13 20:49:28 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#15. To: Dakmar, abraxas (#12)
I envy your brain!

really!

christine posted on 2012-09-13 20:54:17 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#16. To: Dakmar (#14)
Can't we just try honest primaries first?

Don't you think that cage matches are more fitting for our society? : ) On the up side, we would at least be getting rid of one traitor in each death match. The way it is now, two traitors walk out breathing and continue the course of corruption.
When was the last "honest" primary? Maybe the virgin Mary or Proud Mary, but never a political primary......
" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11
"Life's tough, and even tougher if you're stupid." --John Wayne
abraxas posted on 2012-09-13 20:54:49 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#17. To: X-15 (#0)
"What if Ayman al-Zawahiri and other al-Qaeda leaders gave up Osama bin Laden for the express purpose of making Obama look good?" Limbaugh asked his audience.

Since bin Laden has been dead since December 2001, that'd be an awfully clever trick, eh?
Did he mean "al-CIADuh"? It's obvious Romney and his gang of traitors are really getting desperate. Bibi must be warning them what happens if he doesn't get his way.
"The real deal is this: the ‘royalty’ controlling the court, the ones with the power, the ones with the ability to make a difference, with the ability to change our course, the ones who will live in infamy if we pass the tipping points, are the captains of industry, CEOs in fossil fuel companies such as EXXON/Mobil, automobile manufacturers, utilities, all of the leaders who have placed short-term profit above the fate of the planet and the well-being of our children." - James Hansen
FormerLurker posted on 2012-09-13 20:55:18 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#18. To: abraxas (#16)
The way it is now, two traitors walk out breathing and continue the course of corruption.

Yikes, now that you mention it most of them do seem to work their way back into government jobs.
"I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it." - William S Burroughs
Dakmar posted on 2012-09-13 21:02:13 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#19. To: abraxas (#16)
Don't let Lindsey Graham get wind of these "matches", he's a whirling dervish of limp-wristed mayhem!!! He'll kiss...err, KICK butt for A Shot At Love With Bibi!!!
“With the exception of Whites, the rule among the peoples of the world, whether residing in their homelands or settled in Western democracies, is ethnocentrism and moral particularism: they stick together and good means what is good for their ethnic group."
-Alex Kurtagic
X-15 posted on 2012-09-13 21:05:26 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#20. To: Dakmar (#18)
McCain went right back into the Senate to carry on with his traitorous agenda! Now all we can do is wait for the grim reaper to end his reign of corruption because the tag team of a dumbed down electorate and Diebold seem to be unstoppable.
" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11
"Life's tough, and even tougher if you're stupid." --John Wayne
abraxas posted on 2012-09-13 21:05:45 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#21. To: X-15 (#19)
he's a whirling dervish of limp-wristed mayhem!!!

LOL! He makes up for his limp wrists with oral expertise that is tough for the average Shabbot Goy to match....plus he swallows those Bibi love shots where the lesser Shabbot Goys are inclined to spit.
" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11
"Life's tough, and even tougher if you're stupid." --John Wayne
abraxas posted on 2012-09-13 21:11:18 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#22. To: abraxas (#20) (Edited)
McCain went right back into the Senate to carry on with his traitorous agenda! Now all we can do is wait for the grim reaper to end his reign of corruption because the tag team of a dumbed down electorate and Diebold seem to be unstoppable.

You think now might be the right time to unveil my Louis XVI inspired line of casual fashion wear?
EDIT:
Wouldn't that look great on a t-shirt?
"I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it." - William S Burroughs
Dakmar posted on 2012-09-13 21:12:12 ET (1 image) Reply Trace Private Reply
#23. To: Dakmar (#22)
You think now might be the right time to unveil my Louis XVI inspired line of casual fashion wear?

The time is NOW Dak. : )
" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11
"Life's tough, and even tougher if you're stupid." --John Wayne
abraxas posted on 2012-09-13 21:14:38 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#24. To: X-15, 4 (#0)
we need a Comic Relief category here -

I looked twice to be sure that the Shoonra hadn't posted this insanity.
“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken
Lod posted on 2012-09-13 21:18:02 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#25. To: abraxas (#23)
It has begun, by revising my former post I hope to draw attention away from the secret, spooky stuff I'm doing subliminally while retaining the same font.
"I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it." - William S Burroughs
Dakmar posted on 2012-09-13 21:18:11 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#26. To: Dakmar (#22)
Wouldn't that look great on a t-shirt?

Yes. And I'd like you to design my T-Shirts too.......one with a Catherine Wheel and one with an Iron Maiden. : ) Guillotines are just too kind for today's politicians, IMHO.
" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11
"Life's tough, and even tougher if you're stupid." --John Wayne
abraxas posted on 2012-09-13 21:21:16 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#27. To: abraxas (#26)
...a Catherine Wheel...

I don't have any idea what that is, but I'm 99% sure I want one.
Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)
Esso posted on 2012-09-13 21:27:24 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#28. To: abraxas (#26)
And I'd like you to design my T-Shirts too.......one with a Catherine Wheel and one with an Iron Maiden.

I'll see what I can find. We must be careful to steer clear of Inquisition imagery on this project.
"I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it." - William S Burroughs
Dakmar posted on 2012-09-13 21:28:48 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#29. To: Esso (#27)
...a Catherine Wheel...
I don't have any idea what that is, but I'm 99% sure I want one.

Twenty seconds of internet research makes me almost positive you don't, Esso old buddy.
"I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it." - William S Burroughs
Dakmar posted on 2012-09-13 21:31:21 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#30. To: Dakmar (#28)

The Breaking Wheel......aka the Catherine Wheel.
" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11
"Life's tough, and even tougher if you're stupid." --John Wayne
abraxas posted on 2012-09-13 21:32:14 ET (2 images) Reply Trace Private Reply
#31. To: Esso (#27)
I don't have any idea what that is, but I'm 99% sure I want one.

The Catherine Wheel~ this device always killed its victim, but did so very slowly. The victim's limbs were tied to the spokes of a large wooden wheel. The wheel was then slowly revolved while the torturer smashed the victims’ limbs with an iron hammer, breaking them in many places.
Once his bones were broken, he was left on the wheel to die. Sometimes the wheel was placed on a tall pole so birds could pick and eat the flesh of the still-living human. It could take up to two or three days for him to die of dehydration.
Sometimes it was 'mercifully' ordered that the executioner strike the criminal on the chest and stomach, blows known as the coups de grâce (French: "blow of mercy"), which caused lethal injuries, leading to the end of the death by torture.
" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11
"Life's tough, and even tougher if you're stupid." --John Wayne
abraxas posted on 2012-09-13 21:35:35 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#32. To: abraxas (#31)
Louis XVI died so all you lazy bastards could eat cake!
"I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it." - William S Burroughs
Dakmar posted on 2012-09-13 21:43:59 ET (1 image) Reply Trace Private Reply
#33. To: Dakmar (#29)
Twenty seconds of internet research makes me almost positive you don't, Esso old buddy.

I think you're right. Seems pretty inefficient. We're gonna need hi-speed processing.
Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)
Esso posted on 2012-09-13 21:45:55 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#34. To: Dakmar (#32)
Dakky, That is funny.
"Satan / Cheney in "08"
tom007 posted on 2012-09-13 21:46:43 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#35. To: Esso (#33)
Whatever you do, don't Google the Judas Cradle or the Pear of Anguish.
" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11
"Life's tough, and even tougher if you're stupid." --John Wayne
abraxas posted on 2012-09-13 21:48:19 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#36. To: Esso (#33)
The best way to kill huge numbers of people is however the f**k you feel like killing them, just get the western media on your side first if you want to get away with it.
"I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it." - William S Burroughs
Dakmar posted on 2012-09-13 21:49:43 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#37. To: tom007 (#34)
Dakky, That is funny.

I know, but would it make a good t-shirt?
"I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it." - William S Burroughs
Dakmar posted on 2012-09-13 21:51:10 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#38. To: abraxas, 4 (#35)

That's all for tonight folks.
“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken
Lod posted on 2012-09-13 22:02:02 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#39. To: Lod (#38)
Thanks Loddy......I always enjoy a little Iron Maiden. Good Night! : )
" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11
"Life's tough, and even tougher if you're stupid." --John Wayne
abraxas posted on 2012-09-13 22:08:23 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#40. To: Dakmar (#32)

If either Moromney or Mammyjammyobammy win the November (s)election peoples with common sense will pray that December 21 2012 will indeed be the end of the world!
IRTorqued posted on 2012-09-13 22:39:52 ET Reply Trace Private Reply

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