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Title: The Napping Panda Od Sichuan { Ch.1 }
Source: The Kleveland Kracker Korner
URL Source: http://www.klevelandkrackerkorner.c ... ing-panda-of-sichuan-ch-1.html
Published: Oct 19, 2012
Author: Paul Stanner
Post Date: 2012-10-19 23:24:26 by Paul Stanner
Keywords: China, Halloween, The Napping Panda Of Sichuan, The Yellow Knights Of The HaNa
Views: 425
Comments: 31

Halloween Chinese style OR maybe not!!! lol
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#1. To: Paul Stanner (#0)
What is the ratio of male/female students there?
Thanks.
“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod posted on 2012-10-20 9:10:11 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#2. To: Lod (#1)
That was a great gag, Paul.
If you'd tried that in the Gulf, the Beards would have seen to it that you were securely detained, and your consulate would negotiate a release and help to get you on the first flight back to Cincinnati or wherever.
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. - H. L. Mencken
randge posted on 2012-10-20 9:42:38 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#3. To: Lod (#1)
It's about 80 % female. I wish it was ALL female. There is no dumber or lazier creature on God's good green Earth than the N. Chinese male University student.

Paul Stanner posted on 2012-10-20 21:35:12 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#4. To: randge (#2)
Some people have absolutley ZERO sense of humor the HaNazee chief amongst them. lol It's such delicious fun terrorizing them because of that. lol

Paul Stanner posted on 2012-10-20 21:37:05 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#5. To: Paul Stanner (#4)
HaNazee

Now you have to translate that for us. I'm zero level Mandarin.
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. - H. L. Mencken
randge posted on 2012-10-20 21:40:36 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#6. To: Paul Stanner (#0)
"If you ever come to China to teach , work or do business do not make the mistake that face is a coutesy to be extended to you. Face is only for Chinese people. You are just a foreign worker here that is not worthy of that courtesy. You are to be tolerated and nothing more. Perhaps some day the educators of this country such as those two teachers and my school's administration and The Committe of 17 will be more concerned with actually educating their people and bringing them into the 21st Century at long last rather than keeping The Usefull Idiots on Chairman Mao's Plantation. Considering that there is far more profit in keeping them on Chairman Mao's Plantation I doubt that that day will ever come."

As quoted above in part from your posted story, Paul, I can just say this:
That quote should inform every American who desires to teach or work in China that saving face is only for the Chinese government and does not apply to the individual that it should apply to. One American professor once us back in the '98 that China is not communist. When I disputed their claim otherwise, they decided to have me removed from their classroom. They did not like the fact that I challenged their propaganda. I later found out from a faculty member that the professor was a Leninist who made frequent trips to Russia. So perhaps, they were a card-carrying communist working "hot" on the campus.
BTW Paul, that was a great story. And I enjoyed it!

purplerose posted on 2012-10-20 23:12:02 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#7. To: purplerose (#6) (Edited)
I'm glad you enjoyed the story. There are a bunch more posted here at Freedom4um. The HaNazee Chinese have absolutley zero sense of humor. They are a gold mine of comedic material for a writer, totally unintenionally on their parts. Stay tuned there will be much more coming in the weeks ahead.
Aren't most professors employed by American Universities Commies? The Halls Of Academe is a breeding ground for them. Communism works fine in The Land Of Theory but people that live in The Real World know that it's the fool's gold of political systems. Since professors have never lived in The Real World and prefer it that way it's really no surprise that they thrive in the university environment. The only thing I don't understand is why our government allows it or for that matter the parents of these misguided maleducated youths.
Modern China is actually a living breathing paradox. They are a Communist political system coupled with a very capitalist economic system. They're making it work for now but only because the Western countries let them. All that cheap labor blinds Western governments to the danger. Not to worry though their castle is built on sand. The tides are coming in soon , much sooner than they or anybody else thinks.

Paul Stanner posted on 2012-10-21 1:26:08 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#8. To: randge (#5) (Edited)
90 % of the Chinese population are of the Han ethnic group. About 50 % of them have very nasty Nazi political ideas. I suppose to be absolutley correct I should call them HaNazis but I live here and the HaNazee are not stupid. They are however as vicious as a feminist in divorce court. I have no wish to be an involuntary organ donor at a " hospital " in Liaoning Province. I hope that cleared it up for you.
By the way the next time you see pics / vids of the Chinese military marching watch carefully and tell me who they remind you of.

Paul Stanner posted on 2012-10-21 1:31:50 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#9. To: Paul Stanner (#8)
Doh! (Head slap.)
I git the joke now. Han Nazi.
What do you expect? Uncounted generations of ethic homogeneity keeping the Mongols, Manchu, Tibetans & whatever else they got over there under their thumbs.
You were looking for New England town meetings??
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. - H. L. Mencken
randge posted on 2012-10-21 13:53:57 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#10. To: Paul Stanner (#8)
I suppose to be absolutley correct I should call them HaNazis but I live here and the HaNazee are not stupid. They are however as vicious as a feminist in divorce court.

Good stuff.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. Lord Acton
The human herd stampedes on the fields of facts and the valleys of truth to get to the desert of ignorance. Saman Mohammadi
"If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner." Mencken
"..if the military is going to defend our freedoms, then we need freedoms to defend. Our freedoms must be restored before the military can defend them..." Lawrence M. Vance
Você me trata desse jeito só porque eu sou preto. Junior (my youngest son)
James Deffenbach posted on 2012-10-21 14:35:02 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#11. To: Paul Stanner (#7) (Edited)
Aren't most professors employed by American Universities Commies? The Halls Of Academe is a breeding ground for them. Communism works fine in The Land Of Theory but people that live in The Real World know that it's the fool's gold of political systems. Since professors have never lived in The Real World and prefer it that way it's really no surprise that they thrive in the university environment.

American professors live in their own little rosy world. There is a saying that applies to them. It goes something like this: Those who can't do just teach. What it means is that they can't function in the real world sense where they would actually have to get a real job and really "work" to produce results. So these people get jobs as teachers. They call this a "career". Actually this kind of profession is called working welfare because it is the taxpayers who pay these teachers and professor's salaries, benefit packages, retirement pensions and permanent tenureships. Furthermore, these teachers join teacher's unions (another term for "teacher's mafia") to make their benefit package secure and complete and they're set for life. Then, these professors use their vested clothed authority to condemn and defame our American constitution and laws and then when a student challenges these teachers for unlawful and seditious acts, the student gets attacked by the school. The school will always protect one of their own especially one that is breaking the laws of the United States on sedition. By protecting the teachers I refer to these teachers being represented by lawyers all paid for by the taxpayers when they are sued. What needs to take place in American culture is what the Japanese do to criminals who commit heinous acts especially on seditious speech. Bill the the next of kin on the bullets used on the criminal.

purplerose posted on 2012-10-21 15:13:01 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#12. To: James Deffenbach (#10)
Thank you for the nice compliment. I'm glad you enjoyed it. There are lots more of my stories of living in The Land Of Chairman Mao's Miracle posted here. More will be coming soon. Stay tuned.

Paul Stanner posted on 2012-10-21 16:46:43 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#13. To: purplerose (#11)
All true. Believe me as a teacher that actually teaches these idiot children of the Chinese Nouveau Riche that is very difficult for me to say. Nobody likes to have to denigrate the members of their own profession but the truth is the truth. If it's any consolation to you it's worse in China than America.

Paul Stanner posted on 2012-10-21 16:50:15 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#14. To: randge (#9)
You're a quick learner. I think you should ask me to explain the meaning of Emperor Wo Bu Zhi Dao's name now. I was actually expecting a grain of truth at least in all the P.R. " spin " I heard about China before I came here. It's way past time for China to join the rest of us in the 21st Century. I'm afraid that the only thing that will convice them to join us is an acute self administered attitude adjustment on their parts which will take place when The Ghastly Apparition A.K.A. Chairman Mao rises from the dead or failing that a serious " bitch slapping " on our parts or maybe the Japanese could do it again. lol

Paul Stanner posted on 2012-10-21 16:56:31 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#15. To: Paul Stanner (#14)
I think you should ask me to explain the meaning of Emperor Wo Bu Zhi Dao's name now.

I'm guessing that he's related to Emperor Ai Don No.
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. - H. L. Mencken
randge posted on 2012-10-21 17:13:57 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#16. To: randge (#15)
Emperor Ai Don No.

LOL! Sweet.
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F.A. Hayek Fan posted on 2012-10-21 17:16:43 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#17. To: F.A. Hayek Fan (#16) (Edited)
When you are a foreign teacher in China there are four phrases that your students will constantly say to you so you'd be wise to learn them eary -- ting bu dong = I didn't hear clearly , wo bu ming bai = I didn't understand , wo wang le = I forgot and my personal favorite which I hear constantly all day every day in China - wo bu zhi dao = I don't know. Emperor Wo Bu Zhi Dao was a Demonic genius !! He made damn sure the Chinese world would never forget his name. Sheer brilliance on his part. lol

Paul Stanner posted on 2012-10-21 17:52:15 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#18. To: Paul Stanner (#17)
my personal favorite which I hear constantly all day every day in China - wo bu zhi dao = I don't know. Emperor Wo Bu Zhi Dao was a Demonic genius !! He made damn sure the Chinese world would never forget his name.

LOL, that is some funny stuff.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. Lord Acton
The human herd stampedes on the fields of facts and the valleys of truth to get to the desert of ignorance. Saman Mohammadi
"If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner." Mencken
"..if the military is going to defend our freedoms, then we need freedoms to defend. Our freedoms must be restored before the military can defend them..." Lawrence M. Vance
Você me trata desse jeito só porque eu sou preto. Junior (my youngest son)
James Deffenbach posted on 2012-10-21 18:08:21 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#19. To: Paul Stanner (#17)
How long do you plan to tempt your (tenuous) grip on sanity over there?
Or is it an incident by incident decision?
“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod posted on 2012-10-21 18:12:39 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#20. To: Paul Stanner (#13)
"...Nobody likes to have to denigrate the members of their own profession but the truth is the truth. If it's any consolation to you it's worse in China than America."

The teaching profession would not be such a bad idea if government were out of it. The idea of teaching should be on a local level and with limited to no government as possible. And that also means no organized unions involved either. That's the way it should be. When you have State and Federalized money funneled into teachers salaries and programs, the teaching profession is not a career. It like when a student is working by means through a work-study program paid by the State to finance their college education. It's called working welfare and the same notion applies to teaching.

purplerose posted on 2012-10-21 19:26:21 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#21. To: Lod (#19)
Life is no fun unless you dance with the Devil quite frequently. I actually have a very good life here. The frustration and stupidity does get to me though. I'll be here for the foreseeable future. What would I have to write about in America?

Paul Stanner posted on 2012-10-21 19:42:24 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#22. To: purplerose (#20) (Edited)
I couldn't agree more. It's about the money NOT education. That's even more true in China. Usefull Idiots all.

Paul Stanner posted on 2012-10-21 19:43:46 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#23. To: James Deffenbach (#18)
I'm glad you got a chuckle. I posted another one about Halloween in China about 2 hours ago. A guy can never get too many chuckles. Check it out.

Paul Stanner posted on 2012-10-21 19:46:01 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#24. To: Paul Stanner (#23)
I think I saw it and it was funny.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. Lord Acton
The human herd stampedes on the fields of facts and the valleys of truth to get to the desert of ignorance. Saman Mohammadi
"If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner." Mencken
"..if the military is going to defend our freedoms, then we need freedoms to defend. Our freedoms must be restored before the military can defend them..." Lawrence M. Vance
Você me trata desse jeito só porque eu sou preto. Junior (my youngest son)
James Deffenbach posted on 2012-10-21 20:00:16 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#25. To: Paul Stanner (#21)
What would I have to write about in America?

Probably about the same thing you deal with in those students and your co-workers. Frustration and stupidity thrives extremely well in our American classrooms too. Hell, we are passing students from high school who can't write a complete sentence and cannot spell. And on the so-called higher levels of education we hire professors based on affirmation action policies knowing that so-called professor is illiterate and can't write at all.

And to make matters even more laughable, we have our State Senators and members of U.S. Congress referring to America as a "democracy" when actually it is not and never was built on a democracy. It never occurred to those idiots we pay in Washington D.C., USA, that America was built under a republic.

purplerose posted on 2012-10-21 20:04:35 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#26. To: Paul Stanner (#21)
What would I have to write about in America?

Unless you went brain-dead upon relocating; everything here.
“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod posted on 2012-10-21 20:47:35 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#27. To: Lod (#26)
Actually I do write about America in my other blog. Read my article posted earlier entitled Deacon Jones And Father Callahan. Let me know what you think.

Paul Stanner posted on 2012-10-22 0:51:25 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#28. To: purplerose (#25)
Purple Rose you have a keen sense of the obvious and not just the merely obvious but the incredibly obvious. The mundane obvious escapes most Americans these days. lol

Paul Stanner posted on 2012-10-22 0:54:41 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#29. To: Paul Stanner (#28) (Edited)
Well that is because I read between the lines what the author's intended focal point is in the article. It's something I learned while in acting school for several years. We had to get some plays from Samuel French's acting and film bookstore in Studio City, CA and read the plays to understand the playwriter on each character portrayed. It's called inference reading. In order to understand the play, its more than just knowing your lines. You have to know your character, understand what your character wants and needs and what their obstacles are. Inference reading gives one a sense of intuition and ability to understand the playwrights intentions which is pretty much what a director would want from the actor. One of my favorite plays is Madame Butterfly written by John Luther Long and was later turned into an opera performance. I believe the movie, "The Crying Game" idea was borrowed or taken from Madame Butterfly.

purplerose posted on 2012-10-22 16:01:16 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#30. To: purplerose (#29) (Edited)
Well then you should have absolutley no problem understanding the characters and knowing who they are in my re-write of 5,000 years of Chinese history and culture. You can start with The Birth Of The Sisters Of The Jardeen Rose which is posted here.
Please do let me know what you think.

Paul Stanner posted on 2012-10-23 19:58:47 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#31. To: Paul Stanner (#30)
You can start with The Birth Of The Sisters Of The Jardeen Rose which is posted here.

Would you please post that linked story. Thank you, Paul. :)

purplerose posted on 2012-10-24 15:45:48 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
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