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Title: Women and Flowers
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Published: Dec 6, 2012
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2012-12-06 11:10:42 by Turtle
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I am half owner of a floral shop (no wise cracks - I ain't gay).

I don't listen to women's complaints when it comes to flowers. They're always wrong. A man can send a woman a $120 arraignment with 18 red roses and she'll find something to complain about it.

In fact, the way a woman responds to flowers is the biggest red flag I know of about what her character is really like. If she doesn't appreciate a $30 arraignment and be grateful, she won't be grateful for anything.

That particular kind of unpleasant ungrateful woman also seems to think if they don't like the arraignment, I'm supposed to send them another arraignment...and they think they're supposed to keep the first one. I never send out another arraignment and I've demanded the first back at the threat of small-claims court (they think they're supposed to get their money back from FTD or Bloomnet or Telefora and still keep the arraignment).

Any man who sends a woman 12 to 18 red roses (roses are the most expensive flowers) is a fool.

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#1. To: Turtle (#0)

A couple years ago I took a 'liking' to a young lady at the Optometrists office, she was a technician. I asked a lady friend of mine who is married how I should approach this. She recommended I drop off flowers and a nice note. I did just that.

The next time I went in for my eye exam, she confronted me, and told me she did not appreciate it, it made her feel very uncomfortable, and she would not accept gifts from me in the future. I shrugged it off, next time I saw her she was toting diapers and a halfrican kid, whew, I thought I had dodged that bullet.

The wimmin today treat a traditional approach by a man to be 'stalker behavior', while having a kid with a thug-bum is considered chic. F*ck most wimmin, let them have their equality, or whatever name they want to give to their deviancy and as far as buying them flowers or anything for that matter, forgettaboutit !!

Lysander_Spooner  posted on  2012-12-06   11:50:48 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Lysander_Spooner (#1) (Edited)

The wimmin today treat a traditional approach by a man to be 'stalker behavior', while having a kid with a thug-bum is considered chic. F*ck most wimmin, let them have their equality, or whatever name they want to give to their deviancy and as far as buying them flowers or anything for that matter, forgettaboutit !!

There's something wrong with those women; not the sender of the flowers.

purplerose  posted on  2012-12-06   14:40:09 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: purplerose (#3) (Edited)

There's something wrong with those women; not the sender of the flowers.

Agreed.

But, today it is most of them, and getting worse.

It is odd, they walk around half dressed, tatted up, facebook photos that say look at me look at me and when you do, it is "EEK A MAN!!!"

I have trained myself to ignore them, not talk to them, and walk away. I'm in my forties, full head of hair, 175lbs., a physician, was a NCAA scholarship athlete, really a good catch by traditional terms, but these sluts all want a thug halfrican baby, go figure.

Lysander_Spooner  posted on  2012-12-06   16:09:07 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#14. To: Lysander_Spooner (#8)

Take a trip to Central PA. My youngest daughter (mid 30s) is a doll on the rebound :)

Jethro Tull  posted on  2012-12-06   22:19:34 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#16. To: Jethro Tull (#14)

Take a trip to Central PA. My youngest daughter (mid 30s) is a doll on the rebound :)

Hey! I seen him first. I know I'm a guy but, he really is a good catch. Maybe he'll grow on me.

Hmmmmm  posted on  2012-12-06   23:54:24 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


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#19. To: Hmmmmm (#16)

Hey! I seen him first. I know I'm a guy but, he really is a good catch. Maybe he'll grow on me.

Well, I guess it is supposed to be hip to be a homo now.

So, how do YOU feel about jaded, cynical Esso Bees?*

*My wife is only 94 lbs. but she's tough. Might be a pretty good scrap.

Esso  posted on  2012-12-07 07:22:34 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#22. To: Hmmmmm (#16)

Hey! I seen him first. I know I'm a guy but, he really is a good catch. Maybe he'll grow on me.

LOL!!! Some insurance for your old age, eh???

Jethro Tull  posted on  2012-12-07 09:42:07 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


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