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Title: Women and Flowers
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Published: Dec 6, 2012
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2012-12-06 11:10:42 by Turtle
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Comments: 104

I am half owner of a floral shop (no wise cracks - I ain't gay).
I don't listen to women's complaints when it comes to flowers. They're always wrong. A man can send a woman a $120 arraignment with 18 red roses and she'll find something to complain about it.
In fact, the way a woman responds to flowers is the biggest red flag I know of about what her character is really like. If she doesn't appreciate a $30 arraignment and be grateful, she won't be grateful for anything.
That particular kind of unpleasant ungrateful woman also seems to think if they don't like the arraignment, I'm supposed to send them another arraignment...and they think they're supposed to keep the first one. I never send out another arraignment and I've demanded the first back at the threat of small-claims court (they think they're supposed to get their money back from FTD or Bloomnet or Telefora and still keep the arraignment).
Any man who sends a woman 12 to 18 red roses (roses are the most expensive flowers) is a fool.
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#25. To: Esso (#18)
you're thoughtful, sweet, and white. ;) oh, and resourceful!

christine posted on 2012-12-07 10:57:12 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#26. To: Jethro Tull (#14)
I'm in SouthWestern Ohio, just a skip n a jump ;)

Lysander_Spooner posted on 2012-12-07 11:02:24 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#27. To: christine (#15)
ahem...if i were single, i'd be interested..

I'd bang you till you screamed for me to stop and then beg me for some more ;)
See I can tease too ;)

Lysander_Spooner posted on 2012-12-07 11:05:06 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#28. To: purplerose (#17)
Some of us actually have some class. But we're becoming a rare breed.

True that.

Lysander_Spooner posted on 2012-12-07 11:07:17 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#29. To: X-15 (#12)
So true.
Birthdays and Christmas are the gift giving days beotches, now make me a samwich !!

Lysander_Spooner posted on 2012-12-07 11:09:13 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#30. To: Lysander_Spooner (#26) (Edited)

Jethro Tull posted on 2012-12-07 11:16:54 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#31. To: purplerose, christine, farmfriend, abraxas, phant2000, All the women of Freedom4um (#17)
I dedicate this field of bluebonnets and Indian paintbrushes to all the women of Freedom4um:

:)
“With the exception of Whites, the rule among the peoples of the world, whether residing in their homelands or settled in Western democracies, is ethnocentrism and moral particularism: they stick together and good means what is good for their ethnic group."
-Alex Kurtagic
X-15 posted on 2012-12-07 12:01:15 ET (1 image) Reply Trace Private Reply
#32. To: X-15 (#31)
You wily ol' debil, you!
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. Lord Acton
The human herd stampedes on the fields of facts and the valleys of truth to get to the desert of ignorance. Saman Mohammadi
"If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner." Mencken
"..if the military is going to defend our freedoms, then we need freedoms to defend. Our freedoms must be restored before the military can defend them..." Lawrence M. Vance
Você me trata desse jeito só porque eu sou preto. Junior (my youngest son)
James Deffenbach posted on 2012-12-07 12:04:15 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#33. To: James Deffenbach (#32)
Sorry, I can't talk right now, my mailbox just got busy ;-)
“With the exception of Whites, the rule among the peoples of the world, whether residing in their homelands or settled in Western democracies, is ethnocentrism and moral particularism: they stick together and good means what is good for their ethnic group."
-Alex Kurtagic
X-15 posted on 2012-12-07 12:08:03 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#34. To: X-15, Jethro Tull (#33)
Better be sure you got one of those sticks like JT and I were talking about and keep it handy.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. Lord Acton
The human herd stampedes on the fields of facts and the valleys of truth to get to the desert of ignorance. Saman Mohammadi
"If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner." Mencken
"..if the military is going to defend our freedoms, then we need freedoms to defend. Our freedoms must be restored before the military can defend them..." Lawrence M. Vance
Você me trata desse jeito só porque eu sou preto. Junior (my youngest son)
James Deffenbach posted on 2012-12-07 12:11:21 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#35. To: X-15 (#31)
I like the little yellow one there in the middle.
The advantage of exercising every day is so when you die, they'll say, 'Well, he looks good doesn't he?'
farmfriend posted on 2012-12-07 12:25:30 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#36. To: X-15 (#33)
Sorry, I can't talk right now, my mailbox just got busy ;-)

ahhhh, so pretty.

scrapper2 posted on 2012-12-07 12:26:37 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#37. To: Lysander_Spooner (#27)
I'd bang you till you screamed for me to stop and then beg me for some more ;)

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Treason has conspired with Greed and colluded with Murderers to overthrow "OUR" country.
"Bankers" - Kill em all and let Satan sort em out" !!!
noone222 posted on 2012-12-07 12:51:47 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#38. To: X-15 (#31) (Edited)
Wow! Thanks, X-15. I should bring my picnic basket.
Then, I'll do the Mary Poppins move here. I think I blink I do a double blink, I'll close my eyes and jump.

purplerose posted on 2012-12-07 14:53:27 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#39. To: X-15 (#31)
So lovely! Thanks much, X-15. You're a gent. I put them in my Pictures library.
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"They're on our left, they're on our right, they're in front of us, they're behind us...they can't get away this time." -- Col. Puller, USMC
GreyLmist posted on 2012-12-07 15:31:58 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#40. To: X-15 (#31)
Well, since the wimmins seem to like flowers I thought I would pass some out too.

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. Lord Acton
The human herd stampedes on the fields of facts and the valleys of truth to get to the desert of ignorance. Saman Mohammadi
"If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner." Mencken
"..if the military is going to defend our freedoms, then we need freedoms to defend. Our freedoms must be restored before the military can defend them..." Lawrence M. Vance
Você me trata desse jeito só porque eu sou preto. Junior (my youngest son)
James Deffenbach posted on 2012-12-07 16:07:08 ET (1 image) Reply Trace Private Reply
#41. To: James Deffenbach (#40)
They are breath taking - stunning! - sigh, yes, we 4um wimmins love our flowers.

scrapper2 posted on 2012-12-07 16:13:27 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#42. To: Lysander_Spooner (#8) (Edited)
I'm in my forties, full head of hair, 175lbs., a physician, was a NCAA scholarship athlete, really a good catch by traditional terms

You need to add a couple of assets to your list and then you'll have to beat off wimmin with a stick:
A. buy a pair of wire-rim glasses ( =sensitivity) like this guy:
www.youtube.com/watch? v=rj4J6i_vw0w
B. grow a beard but keep it short and clipped - ditto for your hair style - (=gainfully employed) like here:
www.youtube.com/watch? v=AscPOozwYA8
C. also if you can buy a Subaru Outback (=sporty, down to earth) or a small BMW coupe 135i (=cool without being ostentatious) it would be helpful - yes, I know BMW is rear wheel drive and not very practical for Ohio winters, but those cars look mega fun to drive!
D. wearing anything wide wale corduroy (=understated sexy) - Nordstrom's has the best pants!
Do those 4 things and you'll be a shoe-in for Honey Heaven Happily Ever After, guaranteed.

scrapper2 posted on 2012-12-07 16:53:41 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#43. To: scrapper2 (#42)
Real men would rather take a beating than wear anything corduroy, anything!
“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod posted on 2012-12-07 17:13:24 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#44. To: Lod (#43)
Real men would rather take a beating than wear anything corduroy, anything!

Otoh, if real men want to have their woman purr, they will wear corduroy. If you don't believe me, ask your wife.

scrapper2 posted on 2012-12-07 17:28:46 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#45. To: scrapper2, guys here, 4 (#44) (Edited)
There's lots better ways to please a woman.
Even Mrs.L has zero corduroy gear.
Trust me, men don't wear corduroy or plaids (except Pendleton wool); they truly do not.
Seasonal camo-gear is a better bet for judging manliness.
“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod posted on 2012-12-07 17:39:00 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#46. To: X-15 (#31)
That field reminds me of nicest bouquet I ever bought for wife. It was 12 red roses, 12 irises and baby's breath.
Simple and beautiful.
"The Best Way to Control the Opposition is to Lead it." Vladimir Lenin "I am not a Marxist." Karl Marx
Dead Culture Watch posted on 2012-12-07 18:12:19 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#47. To: Lod, Lysander_Spooner (#45)
Seasonal camo-gear is a better bet for judging manliness.

So who buys the men's corduroy pants at Nordstrom's? They ain't gonna stock 'em if they can't sell 'em.
Lod, seasonal camo is not sexy to unattached females who Lysander wants to get to attract.
Lysander - forget the seasonal camo garb until after the marriage -trust me -then she can't dump you.
Also, black or dark navy blue gabardine wool suits worn with open collared shirts are tres sexy, LS, like this:
www.youtube.com/watch? v=fX5USg8_1gA

scrapper2 posted on 2012-12-07 18:17:08 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#48. To: X-15 (#31)
Wow, I saved that pic and put it on home screen on my iPhone.
It looks wicked cool! Thanks!
"The Best Way to Control the Opposition is to Lead it." Vladimir Lenin "I am not a Marxist." Karl Marx
Dead Culture Watch posted on 2012-12-07 18:20:49 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#49. To: scrapper2, LySan, 4, corduroy lovers, real men (#47)

Get with the camo-program people!
Secede! from the faggy conventions.
“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod posted on 2012-12-07 18:30:31 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#50. To: Dead Culture Watch (#48)
You're welcome!
“With the exception of Whites, the rule among the peoples of the world, whether residing in their homelands or settled in Western democracies, is ethnocentrism and moral particularism: they stick together and good means what is good for their ethnic group."
-Alex Kurtagic
X-15 posted on 2012-12-07 18:54:11 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#51. To: Lysander_Spooner (#29)
You left out St. Valentine's Day. Don't ever forget St. Valentine's Day: That Day Counts The Most For Women.
“With the exception of Whites, the rule among the peoples of the world, whether residing in their homelands or settled in Western democracies, is ethnocentrism and moral particularism: they stick together and good means what is good for their ethnic group."
-Alex Kurtagic
X-15 posted on 2012-12-07 19:01:04 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#52. To: X-15, gay florists, 3 (#51)
For many years now, I've secured two long-stem, yellow roses w/babies-breath, and that works here.
“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod posted on 2012-12-07 19:05:39 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#53. To: Lod, Turtle (#52)

"I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it." - William S Burroughs
Dakmar posted on 2012-12-07 19:09:06 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#54. To: scrapper2 (#42)
You need to add a couple of assets to your list and then you'll have to beat off wimmin with a stick:

I keep one with me at all times for just such purposes. I hope I might have to use it before I die. ahaha.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. Lord Acton
The human herd stampedes on the fields of facts and the valleys of truth to get to the desert of ignorance. Saman Mohammadi
"If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner." Mencken
"..if the military is going to defend our freedoms, then we need freedoms to defend. Our freedoms must be restored before the military can defend them..." Lawrence M. Vance
Você me trata desse jeito só porque eu sou preto. Junior (my youngest son)
James Deffenbach posted on 2012-12-07 19:10:49 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#55. To: purplerose (#38)
I've got room for one picnic basket in the trunk of my convertible:

Do the shades make me look like Steve McQueen??
:)
“With the exception of Whites, the rule among the peoples of the world, whether residing in their homelands or settled in Western democracies, is ethnocentrism and moral particularism: they stick together and good means what is good for their ethnic group."
-Alex Kurtagic
X-15 posted on 2012-12-07 19:12:15 ET (1 image) Reply Trace Private Reply
#56. To: X-15 (#55)
I think it's the fact that is is Steve McQueen in the car is what makes it look like him---shhhhh.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. Lord Acton
The human herd stampedes on the fields of facts and the valleys of truth to get to the desert of ignorance. Saman Mohammadi
"If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner." Mencken
"..if the military is going to defend our freedoms, then we need freedoms to defend. Our freedoms must be restored before the military can defend them..." Lawrence M. Vance
Você me trata desse jeito só porque eu sou preto. Junior (my youngest son)
James Deffenbach posted on 2012-12-07 19:46:30 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#57. To: scrapper2 (#42)
hahahaha, scrapper. i love it.

christine posted on 2012-12-07 21:48:24 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#58. To: Lysander_Spooner (#27)
gasp!!!!!
:P

christine posted on 2012-12-07 21:49:36 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#59. To: X-15 (#31)
how did you know that i just love bluebonnets and indian paintbrushes?

christine posted on 2012-12-07 22:07:30 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#60. To: James Deffenbach (#40)
so pretty! thank you!

christine posted on 2012-12-07 22:09:38 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#61. To: James Deffenbach (#56)
Hush!!!
“With the exception of Whites, the rule among the peoples of the world, whether residing in their homelands or settled in Western democracies, is ethnocentrism and moral particularism: they stick together and good means what is good for their ethnic group."
-Alex Kurtagic
X-15 posted on 2012-12-07 22:20:26 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#62. To: christine (#59)
I'm a perceptive man?? ;-)

“With the exception of Whites, the rule among the peoples of the world, whether residing in their homelands or settled in Western democracies, is ethnocentrism and moral particularism: they stick together and good means what is good for their ethnic group."
-Alex Kurtagic
X-15 posted on 2012-12-07 22:24:54 ET (1 image) Reply Trace Private Reply
#63. To: christine (#60)
so pretty! thank you!

You're most welcome.
Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. Lord Acton
The human herd stampedes on the fields of facts and the valleys of truth to get to the desert of ignorance. Saman Mohammadi
"If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner." Mencken
"..if the military is going to defend our freedoms, then we need freedoms to defend. Our freedoms must be restored before the military can defend them..." Lawrence M. Vance
Você me trata desse jeito só porque eu sou preto. Junior (my youngest son)
James Deffenbach posted on 2012-12-07 23:07:00 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#64. To: christine (#60)

Liberty is not a means to a higher political end. It is itself the highest political end. Lord Acton
The human herd stampedes on the fields of facts and the valleys of truth to get to the desert of ignorance. Saman Mohammadi
"If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner." Mencken
"..if the military is going to defend our freedoms, then we need freedoms to defend. Our freedoms must be restored before the military can defend them..." Lawrence M. Vance
Você me trata desse jeito só porque eu sou preto. Junior (my youngest son)
James Deffenbach posted on 2012-12-07 23:39:31 ET (1 image) Reply Trace Private Reply
#65. To: scrapper2 (#47)
Also, black or dark navy blue gabardine wool suits

I've got that suit in midnight blue, size 56 short, red hair, one eye and a hare-lip.
It ain't working, maybe a hat...
“Anti-semitism is a disease–you catch it from Jews”–Edgar J. Steele
“The jew cries out in pain, as he strikes you.”–Polish proverb
“I would like to express my heartfelt apologies for the unfortunate and tasteless quotes I published in my tag lines. I am very sorry and ashamed. I never wanted to offend anyone, or to encroach human rights."- Hmmmmm
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