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Published: Apr 24, 2013
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Post Date: 2013-04-24 23:22:23 by farmfriend
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#1. To: farmfriend (#0)
Available!
“Anti-semitism is a disease–you catch it from Jews”–Edgar J. Steele
“The jew cries out in pain, as he strikes you.”–Polish proverb
“I would like to express my heartfelt apologies for the unfortunate and tasteless quotes I published in my tag lines. I am very sorry and ashamed. I never wanted to offend anyone, or to encroach human rights."- Hmmmmm
Hmmmmm posted on 2013-04-24 23:50:25 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#2. To: farmfriend (#0)
Tech-savvy (if hyphenation is permissible).
“Anti-semitism is a disease–you catch it from Jews”–Edgar J. Steele
“The jew cries out in pain, as he strikes you.”–Polish proverb
“I would like to express my heartfelt apologies for the unfortunate and tasteless quotes I published in my tag lines. I am very sorry and ashamed. I never wanted to offend anyone, or to encroach human rights."- Hmmmmm
Hmmmmm posted on 2013-04-24 23:53:59 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#3. To: farmfriend (#0)
Dayum!
Americans who have no experience with, or knowledge of, tyranny believe that only terrorists will experience the unchecked power of the state. They will believe this until it happens to them, or their children, or their friends.

Paul Craig Roberts
James Deffenbach posted on 2013-04-24 23:54:29 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#4. To: farmfriend (#0)
Proud!
“Anti-semitism is a disease–you catch it from Jews”–Edgar J. Steele
“The jew cries out in pain, as he strikes you.”–Polish proverb
“I would like to express my heartfelt apologies for the unfortunate and tasteless quotes I published in my tag lines. I am very sorry and ashamed. I never wanted to offend anyone, or to encroach human rights."- Hmmmmm
Hmmmmm posted on 2013-04-24 23:58:57 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#5. To: farmfriend (#0)
Oh come-on, you know that is "Stinky".
“Anti-semitism is a disease–you catch it from Jews”–Edgar J. Steele
“The jew cries out in pain, as he strikes you.”–Polish proverb
“I would like to express my heartfelt apologies for the unfortunate and tasteless quotes I published in my tag lines. I am very sorry and ashamed. I never wanted to offend anyone, or to encroach human rights."- Hmmmmm
Hmmmmm posted on 2013-04-25 0:03:22 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#6. To: farmfriend (#0)
Bustingout.
“Anti-semitism is a disease–you catch it from Jews”–Edgar J. Steele
“The jew cries out in pain, as he strikes you.”–Polish proverb
“I would like to express my heartfelt apologies for the unfortunate and tasteless quotes I published in my tag lines. I am very sorry and ashamed. I never wanted to offend anyone, or to encroach human rights."- Hmmmmm
Hmmmmm posted on 2013-04-25 0:07:17 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#7. To: farmfriend (#0)
In DC she'd be a GS-13
“Anti-semitism is a disease–you catch it from Jews”–Edgar J. Steele
“The jew cries out in pain, as he strikes you.”–Polish proverb
“I would like to express my heartfelt apologies for the unfortunate and tasteless quotes I published in my tag lines. I am very sorry and ashamed. I never wanted to offend anyone, or to encroach human rights."- Hmmmmm
Hmmmmm posted on 2013-04-25 0:13:01 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#8. To: farmfriend (#0)
Mamacita! I'm done, that's as far as I can go without using the n-word
“Anti-semitism is a disease–you catch it from Jews”–Edgar J. Steele
“The jew cries out in pain, as he strikes you.”–Polish proverb
“I would like to express my heartfelt apologies for the unfortunate and tasteless quotes I published in my tag lines. I am very sorry and ashamed. I never wanted to offend anyone, or to encroach human rights."- Hmmmmm
Hmmmmm posted on 2013-04-25 0:13:29 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#9. To: Hmmmmm (#6)
Bustingout.

A study group recently released its findings as to the best presidents of the United States of America.
Obama has been rated as the 4th best president ever:
Reagan and 9 others tied for first, 15 presidents tied for second, 18 tied for third, and Obama came in fourth.
farmfriend posted on 2013-04-25 0:13:46 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#10. To: Hmmmmm (#8)
Mamacita! I'm done, that's as far as I can go without using the n-word

only one I could come up with is Ho!
A study group recently released its findings as to the best presidents of the United States of America.
Obama has been rated as the 4th best president ever:
Reagan and 9 others tied for first, 15 presidents tied for second, 18 tied for third, and Obama came in fourth.
farmfriend posted on 2013-04-25 0:14:23 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#11. To: farmfriend (#0)
Phat.
"Freethinkers are those who are willing to use their minds without prejudice and without fearing to understand things that clash with their own customs, privileges, or beliefs. This state of mind is not common, but it is essential for right thinking; where it is absent, discussion is apt to become worse than useless." ~ Leo Tolstoy

wudidiz posted on 2013-04-25 0:16:42 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#12. To: farmfriend (#0)
PleaseGodScoopOutThePartOfMyBrainThatContainsThisImage.
Technically that is one word.
"Have Brain, Will Travel
Turtle posted on 2013-04-25 0:21:38 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#13. To: farmfriend (#0)
disfuckenscusting.
Calling Ron Paul an isolationist is like calling your neighbor a hermit, because he doesn't come over your property and break your windows. - Dave Hebel Black Denim Jackets and Vests
Critter posted on 2013-04-25 0:30:50 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#14. To: Critter (#13)
disfuckenscusting.

Bookmarked because I don't have a pen handy.
“Anti-semitism is a disease–you catch it from Jews”–Edgar J. Steele
“The jew cries out in pain, as he strikes you.”–Polish proverb
“I would like to express my heartfelt apologies for the unfortunate and tasteless quotes I published in my tag lines. I am very sorry and ashamed. I never wanted to offend anyone, or to encroach human rights."- Hmmmmm
Hmmmmm posted on 2013-04-25 0:34:29 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#15. To: farmfriend (#0)
Waterbuffalo.
Support bacteria.
(The world needs more culture)
Obnoxicated posted on 2013-04-25 0:37:09 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#16. To: James Deffenbach (#3)
I thought for sure your one word would have been heffalump
Support bacteria.
(The world needs more culture)
Obnoxicated posted on 2013-04-25 0:40:46 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#17. To: Obnoxicated (#16)
I thought for sure your one word would have been heffalump

I usually just use that one for that old whitey-hating, vacation-taking, gourmet-food-eating, other-people's-money-wasting Manchelle.
Americans who have no experience with, or knowledge of, tyranny believe that only terrorists will experience the unchecked power of the state. They will believe this until it happens to them, or their children, or their friends.

Paul Craig Roberts
James Deffenbach posted on 2013-04-25 0:43:07 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#18. To: farmfriend (#0)
1 word

hideous

sizzlerguy posted on 2013-04-25 1:07:06 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#19. To: sizzlerguy (#18)
heinous
Americans who have no experience with, or knowledge of, tyranny believe that only terrorists will experience the unchecked power of the state. They will believe this until it happens to them, or their children, or their friends.

Paul Craig Roberts
James Deffenbach posted on 2013-04-25 1:12:28 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#20. To: James Deffenbach (#19)
And guess what?
That 350 pound creature probably thinks of herself as one beautiful, sexy, attractive,and alluring woman.
It's called delusions of grandeur.

sizzlerguy posted on 2013-04-25 1:17:47 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#21. To: sizzlerguy (#20)
Oh yeah, you may have seen some of them on Jerry Springer or a show like it. 350-400 pounds and they will say, "You know you want some o' this! I KNOW I be lookin' goooooooodddddd!!!" Uh huh. Right.

Americans who have no experience with, or knowledge of, tyranny believe that only terrorists will experience the unchecked power of the state. They will believe this until it happens to them, or their children, or their friends.

Paul Craig Roberts
James Deffenbach posted on 2013-04-25 1:32:22 ET (1 image) Reply Trace Private Reply
#22. To: farmfriend (#0)
Afreakin!!
“With the exception of Whites, the rule among the peoples of the world, whether residing in their homelands or settled in Western democracies, is ethnocentrism and moral particularism: they stick together and good means what is good for their ethnic group."
-Alex Kurtagic
X-15 posted on 2013-04-25 1:32:31 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#23. To: Hmmmmm (#1)
Available!

When this is the first word you think of with that picture... well my friend. ....
Any time you would like to go to boys town in mexico you let me know and I'll take you there...It must of been way too long for you .... Available... I'm thankful I wasn't eating when I read that. Unlike the person in the pic who , no doubt, has a hidden hoogie on her somewhere.... (dont ask)
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Suspect all media / resist propaganda.
titorite posted on 2013-04-25 2:14:20 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#24. To: farmfriend (#0)

Colored-ful
We should all be livid. Stop acting like docile, mentally castrated pussies and grow a pair. It's time to get in their face. Why should we speak in hushed tones and act all polite when we are being raped every day?
noone222 posted on 2013-04-25 5:23:35 ET (1 image) Reply Trace Private Reply
#25. To: noone222 (#24) (Edited)
My very first word thought was

(scary)
It is scary how fat that woman is.
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Suspect all media / resist propaganda.
titorite posted on 2013-04-25 6:00:22 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#26. To: farmfriend (#0)

"Deva" lution !
We should all be livid. Stop acting like docile, mentally castrated pussies and grow a pair. It's time to get in their face. Why should we speak in hushed tones and act all polite when we are being raped every day?
noone222 posted on 2013-04-25 6:23:51 ET (1 image) Reply Trace Private Reply
#27. To: farmfriend (#0)
How about "Yeeechh"? No, not valid English. How about, from black culture, "Bootylischious"?
Yeah, that's the ticket!
"If we don’t adhere to the Constitution on matters as significant as presidential eligibility, then the Constitution ceases to be a meaningful document for guiding our nation."
ndcorup posted on 2013-04-25 7:28:03 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#28. To: All (#26)

"HO" some
We should all be livid. Stop acting like docile, mentally castrated pussies and grow a pair. It's time to get in their face. Why should we speak in hushed tones and act all polite when we are being raped every day?
noone222 posted on 2013-04-25 8:07:12 ET (1 image) Reply Trace Private Reply
#29. To: farmfriend (#0)
well-heeled
"Mr. Prime Minister, there is only one important question facing us, and that is the question whether the white race will survive." -- Leonid Brezhnev to James Callahan
Prefrontal Vortex posted on 2013-04-25 11:06:31 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#30. To: Prefrontal Vortex (#29)
snickering
A study group recently released its findings as to the best presidents of the United States of America.
Obama has been rated as the 4th best president ever:
Reagan and 9 others tied for first, 15 presidents tied for second, 18 tied for third, and Obama came in fourth.
farmfriend posted on 2013-04-25 11:47:06 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#31. To: farmfriend (#30)
sad
“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod posted on 2013-04-25 12:11:02 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#32. To: Lod (#31)
Sad

It is sad that anyone would be in that condition OR dressed that way in public without ridicule. And to make matters worse you can bet we paid for all that meat and prolly the phone too.
“Anti-semitism is a disease–you catch it from Jews”–Edgar J. Steele
“The jew cries out in pain, as he strikes you.”–Polish proverb
“I would like to express my heartfelt apologies for the unfortunate and tasteless quotes I published in my tag lines. I am very sorry and ashamed. I never wanted to offend anyone, or to encroach human rights."- Hmmmmm
Hmmmmm posted on 2013-04-25 12:29:07 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#33. To: Hmmmmm (#32)
".....you can bet we paid for all that meat and prolly the phone too."

Peanuts compared to what you'll pay after she gets Obamacare.

Big Meanie posted on 2013-04-25 13:43:05 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#34. To: Big Meanie (#33)
Peanuts compared to what you'll pay after she gets Obamacare.

She's had Obamacare since the day she was born.
“Anti-semitism is a disease–you catch it from Jews”–Edgar J. Steele
“The jew cries out in pain, as he strikes you.”–Polish proverb
“I would like to express my heartfelt apologies for the unfortunate and tasteless quotes I published in my tag lines. I am very sorry and ashamed. I never wanted to offend anyone, or to encroach human rights."- Hmmmmm
Hmmmmm posted on 2013-04-25 14:38:26 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#35. To: Hmmmmm (#34)
She's had Obamacare since the day she was born.

We're into the sixth generation of this mess.
Great Society, my ass.
“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod posted on 2013-04-25 15:45:59 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#36. To: Lod (#35)
Great Society, my ass.

No, no ... Great BIG Society !
We should all be livid. Stop acting like docile, mentally castrated pussies and grow a pair. It's time to get in their face. Why should we speak in hushed tones and act all polite when we are being raped every day?
noone222 posted on 2013-04-26 13:20:34 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#37. To: noone222 (#36) (Edited)
You're right - listening to Sibel Edmonds breaking things down right now.
She's one sharp cookie.
“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod posted on 2013-04-26 13:51:48 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#38. To: farmfriend (#0)
BLIVET

octavia posted on 2013-04-26 14:14:46 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#39. To: farmfriend (#0)
Babymama

purplerose posted on 2013-04-26 14:41:41 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#40. To: octavia (#38)
"BLIVET"

I had to look that one up:

"In traditional U.S. Army slang dating back to the Second World War, a blivet was defined as "ten pounds of manure in a five pound bag" (a proverbial description of anything egregiously ugly or unmanageable); it was applied to an unmanageable situation, a crucial but substandard or damaged tool, or a self- important person."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blivet

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1. something annoying, ridiculous, or useless.

2. something for which one cannot find a word; something difficult to name.

3. an unpleasant or unsolvable situation or problem.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/blivet

Big Meanie posted on 2013-04-26 15:40:54 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#41. To: Big Meanie (#40)
Thanks for the research - I hadn't a clue.
(A nicer FUBAR)
“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod posted on 2013-04-26 16:16:23 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#42. To: farmfriend (#0)
Skagiferous (Rex).
Perseverent Gardener"“Believe nothing merely because you have been told it. Do not believe what your teacher tells you merely out of respect for the teacher. But whatsoever, after due examination and analysis, you find to be kind, conducive to the good, the benefit, the welfare of all beings - that doctrine believe and cling to, and take it as your guide.” ~ Gautama Siddhartha — The Buddha
Original_Intent posted on 2013-04-26 16:27:10 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#43. To: octavia (#38)
BLIVET

Good solution and most apt.
Perseverent Gardener"“Believe nothing merely because you have been told it. Do not believe what your teacher tells you merely out of respect for the teacher. But whatsoever, after due examination and analysis, you find to be kind, conducive to the good, the benefit, the welfare of all beings - that doctrine believe and cling to, and take it as your guide.” ~ Gautama Siddhartha — The Buddha
Original_Intent posted on 2013-04-26 16:28:19 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#44. To: Original_Intent (#43)
now we got original_intent, the great defender of human rights, the enemy of racism, participating
good deal
we're making headway

lead.and.lag posted on 2013-04-26 16:29:55 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#45. To: lead.and.lag (#44)
It has nothing to do with racism per se. That is a very sad and pathetic woman. When it comes right down to it I feel sorry for her.
Perseverent Gardener"“Believe nothing merely because you have been told it. Do not believe what your teacher tells you merely out of respect for the teacher. But whatsoever, after due examination and analysis, you find to be kind, conducive to the good, the benefit, the welfare of all beings - that doctrine believe and cling to, and take it as your guide.” ~ Gautama Siddhartha — The Buddha
Original_Intent posted on 2013-04-26 17:10:58 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#46. To: Original_Intent (#45)
a very sad and pathetic woman.

There was a white woman, a mother of eight children who lived in the alley behind my home.
She put most of her kids on psychiatric drugs when they were very young. She destroyed a couple of them. A couple of her kids are simply brain dead disabled zombies.
She was on Methadone, perhaps at least 30 mg of xanax per day, lots of Narco pain pills, cocaine, and I heard that she smoked crack too.
She sold all of the above drugs too, for at least 30 years.
Her father was an ex-cop who let her get away with using and dealing.
She weighed at least 350 pounds.
The ambulance took her away last year, motionless.
She is now dead.

sizzlerguy posted on 2013-04-26 17:22:00 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#47. To: farmfriend (#0)
Negro-potamous
We should all be livid. Stop acting like docile, mentally castrated pussies and grow a pair. It's time to get in their face. Why should we speak in hushed tones and act all polite when we are being raped every day?
noone222 posted on 2013-04-26 18:47:36 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#48. To: Big Meanie (#40)
I was gonna include the definition, but thought the mystery more entertaining.

octavia posted on 2013-04-26 20:01:41 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#49. To: noone222 (#47)
negrhinoceros - synonym
“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod posted on 2013-04-26 20:13:59 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#50. To: Original_Intent (#42)
Skagiferous (Rex).

always did say you had a way with words.
A study group recently released its findings as to the best presidents of the United States of America.
Obama has been rated as the 4th best president ever:
Reagan and 9 others tied for first, 15 presidents tied for second, 18 tied for third, and Obama came in fourth.
farmfriend posted on 2013-04-26 22:05:49 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#51. To: noone222 (#47)
Negro-potamous

LOL I like it!
A study group recently released its findings as to the best presidents of the United States of America.
Obama has been rated as the 4th best president ever:
Reagan and 9 others tied for first, 15 presidents tied for second, 18 tied for third, and Obama came in fourth.
farmfriend posted on 2013-04-26 22:06:13 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#52. To: farmfriend (#0)

Human.
*Shrugs*
Besides I've seen much worse, without the clothing.

Anyone offended by this post, click here.
"The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion." -Albert Camus.

Armadillo posted on 2013-04-30 21:04:08 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#53. To: farmfriend (#0)
Oblindvious?
As this poor woman is 'oblindvious' to the realities of how others objectively regard her.
Her desire is to look as pretty as she may have once looked, but lord have mercy; she ain't seen that day in a few months of sundays.
Blind is good to put in oblivious, as I went blind for a moment the first time I saw that picture with a degree of shock as my visual center overloaded.
"Stupidity is the same as evil if you judge by the results."; Margaret Atwood, "Surfacing"

Ferret posted on 2013-04-30 21:15:28 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#54. To: Ferret (#53)
haven't seen you in a while. where ya been?
A study group recently released its findings as to the best presidents of the United States of America.
Obama has been rated as the 4th best president ever:
Reagan and 9 others tied for first, 15 presidents tied for second, 18 tied for third, and Obama came in fourth.
farmfriend posted on 2013-04-30 23:06:13 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#55. To: farmfriend (#54)
Hi Maggie; I've been around. Just have not been posting much while I do classes.
"Stupidity is the same as evil if you judge by the results."; Margaret Atwood, "Surfacing"

Ferret posted on 2013-04-30 23:48:51 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#56. To: Ferret (#55)
Just have not been posting much while I do classes.

dude send me some contact info!!!
A study group recently released its findings as to the best presidents of the United States of America.
Obama has been rated as the 4th best president ever:
Reagan and 9 others tied for first, 15 presidents tied for second, 18 tied for third, and Obama came in fourth.
farmfriend posted on 2013-05-01 21:22:51 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
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