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Title: Chinese ‘paranormalist’ arrested for exorcising a ‘haunted vagina’ with his penis
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URL Source: http://freethinker.co.uk/2013/09/09 ... haunted-vagina-with-his-penis/
Published: Sep 11, 2013
Author: Barry Duke
Post Date: 2013-09-11 16:16:46 by Jethro Tull
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Views: 307
Comments: 29

Chinese ‘paranormalist’ arrested for exorcising a ‘haunted vagina’ with his penis

A MAN who claimed he could could use his penis to rid a woman of ghosts that had taken up residence in her vagina, was arrested in China after performing the “sexorcism” for which he charged $3,000.

Huang Jianjun was arrested in the Guangdong Province after he convinced A Xin that he could remove evil spirits from her vagina by having sexual intercourse. A day later, Xin reported the incident to the police, and Jianjun was promptly arrested.ghost

The victim allegedly came to the self-styled “ghost hunter” because she needed help seducing her boss who she had a crush on.

Xin, an employee of a spice shop was so infatuated with her boss that she sought Jianjun’s help to seduce her employer. Jianjun said could help the two fall in love by performing an exorcism.

The pair allegedly met in a hotel room where Xin was asked strip naked. Jianjun then convinced Xin that he needed to have sex with her and that it was the only way to get rid of the evil spirits. He caimed his dick would banish the vaginal squatters who were preventing Xin and her boss from falling in love.

Jianjun insists that he never had sex with the Xin and that he can’t get an erection due to diabetes. He is currently in jail awaiting trial in Guangzhou.

Meanwhile, another charlatan – this one in India – has offered a similar defence.

“Godman” Asaram Bapu, 73, revered by millions across India for his sermons on “enlightenment”, has been charged with raping a 16-year-old schoolgirl at one of his ashrams in August.

Bapu has denied the sexual assault allegations levelled by the teenage girl and her parents, all devotees of the guru.

The elderly preacher also claimed he is physically incapable of rape but police say medical tests show him to be in good shape.

'Godman'

Under arrest: ‘Godman’ Bapu

Said Ajayal Lamba, Deputy Commissioner of Police in Jodhpur:

The team of doctors is saying he is perfectly, medically, mentally and physically fit.

Bapu is currently languishing in jail awaiting trial after a court rejected his bail plea The prosecution plans to present a detailed dossier of the charges in the trial soon, he said.

The case took a weird twist when a fellow “Godman” and a keen follower of Bapu, castrated himself. At this stage, according to the authorities, his motive so doing so is unclear.

Baba Premdas, 60, was found bleeding from self-inflicted wounds at his home in the northern Indian state of Uttar Pradesh. He was admitted to a local hospital and then taken to a bigger health facility for surgery where his condition “is stable”.

Asked whether his act was related to the arrest of Asaram Bapu, police spokesman Alankrita Singh said:

We have heard such things, but all this is unconfirmed. Some say it was because of Bapu’s arrest … some say it was because he feared ending up in Bapu’s situation. No one knows.


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#1. To: Jethro Tull (#0) (Edited)

A MAN who claimed he could could use his penis to rid a woman of ghosts that had taken up residence in her vagina, was arrested in China after performing the “sexorcism” for which he charged $3,000.

IOW, he's a superstitious gigolo. That's what I got out of the article, but that's just me.

“With the exception of Whites, the rule among the peoples of the world, whether residing in their homelands or settled in Western democracies, is ethnocentrism and moral particularism: they stick together and good means what is good for their ethnic group."
-Alex Kurtagic

X-15  posted on  2013-09-11   16:48:16 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Jethro Tull (#0)

A MAN who claimed he could could use his penis to rid a woman of ghosts that had taken up residence in her vagina, was arrested in China after performing the “sexorcism” for which he charged $3,000.

Damn, that's good work if you can get it.

The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. - Dr. Eldon Tyrell

Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)

Esso  posted on  2013-09-11   16:51:38 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Esso, Jethro Tull (#2)

Years ago a farmer in Switzerland got away with a whopper he told his wife. He even made money out of it. After he had been gone for 7 months, one day the farmer returned home. He told his wife that he had been kidnapped by two blonde women in a flying saucer and had been taken to their planet near Alpha Centauri. He made a lot of money from the UFO crowd who did not think about the difficulty of life on a planet with an average temperature of 1,200 degrees centigrade or 2,192 Fahrenheit.

The Truth of 911 Shall Set You Free From The Lie

Horse  posted on  2013-09-11   17:30:30 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Horse, christine, Lod, Tex4s (#3)

...who did not think about the difficulty of life on a planet with an average temperature of 1,200 degrees centigrade or 2,192 Fahrenheit.

Kinda like Texas then, huh?

The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. - Dr. Eldon Tyrell

Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)

Esso  posted on  2013-09-11   17:35:56 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: Esso (#4)

Kinda like Texas then, huh?

No schitt. Still smoking hot up here along the Red River.

“With the exception of Whites, the rule among the peoples of the world, whether residing in their homelands or settled in Western democracies, is ethnocentrism and moral particularism: they stick together and good means what is good for their ethnic group."
-Alex Kurtagic

X-15  posted on  2013-09-11   18:27:17 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: Esso (#2)

for which he charged $3,000.

I only charge $1.79 for my guaranteed sexorcism.

But how is this legal plunder to be identified? Quite simply. See if the law takes from some persons what belongs to them, and gives it to other persons to whom it does not belong. See if the law benefits one citizen at the expense of another by doing what the citizen himself cannot do without committing a crime.

Bastiat

noone222  posted on  2013-09-11   18:29:27 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: Jethro Tull (#0) (Edited)

Chinese ‘paranormalist’ arrested for exorcising a ‘haunted vagina’ with his penis

I guess maybe I should have thought of that one. Well, I've been out of circulation for so long now it's just not funny.

$3,000 is a bit high, though. I would've taken a lot less. ;)

"When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one." Edmund Burke

BTP Holdings  posted on  2013-09-11   18:44:25 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: Esso (#2)

Damn, that's good work if you can get it.

It is a good way to get AIDS.

God is always good!

RickyJ  posted on  2013-09-11   18:53:06 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: X-15, Esso, Horse, 4 (#1)

He caimed his dick would banish the vaginal squatters who were preventing Xin and her boss from falling in love.

I've heard every imaginable line, but this is pure gold.

Jethro Tull  posted on  2013-09-11   18:55:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#10. To: Jethro Tull (#9)

He's a pickup-artist who got paid for 'services rendered'.

“With the exception of Whites, the rule among the peoples of the world, whether residing in their homelands or settled in Western democracies, is ethnocentrism and moral particularism: they stick together and good means what is good for their ethnic group."
-Alex Kurtagic

X-15  posted on  2013-09-11   18:57:16 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#11. To: Jethro Tull (#0)

Damn.

To think of all the exorcisms that I performed gratis...who knew back then?

I've been cheated!

“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod  posted on  2013-09-11   19:00:17 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#12. To: Lod, *Post Of The Day* (#11)

Damn.

To think of all the exorcisms that I performed gratis...who knew back then?

I've been cheated!

Classic, Jim :)

Jethro Tull  posted on  2013-09-12   7:11:28 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#13. To: Esso (#2)

Damn, that's good work if you can get it.

Lol.....can you get it Esso?

" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11

"Life's tough, and even tougher if you're stupid." --John Wayne

abraxas  posted on  2013-09-12   14:19:39 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#14. To: Lod (#11)

I've been cheated!

Derb nub it! Lol!

" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11

"Life's tough, and even tougher if you're stupid." --John Wayne

abraxas  posted on  2013-09-12   14:20:17 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#15. To: noone222 (#6)

I only charge $1.79 for my guaranteed sexorcism.

Per ghost or per session?

" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11

"Life's tough, and even tougher if you're stupid." --John Wayne

abraxas  posted on  2013-09-12   14:21:58 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#16. To: abraxas (#14)

Yes, it is truly awful to learn that I'd been purifying Love Canals for free.

I am such a cheap slut...and I was robbed.

“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod  posted on  2013-09-12   21:39:51 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#17. To: abraxas (#13)

Lol.....can you get it Esso?

Probably, but I'm pretty sure my wife wouldn't approve.

The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. - Dr. Eldon Tyrell

Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)

Esso  posted on  2013-09-12   21:44:32 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#18. To: Jethro Tull (#9)

lol

christine  posted on  2013-09-12   21:55:10 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#19. To: BTP Holdings (#7)

funny ;)

christine  posted on  2013-09-12   21:55:57 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#20. To: Esso (#4)

Tex4s

i like that!

christine  posted on  2013-09-12   21:58:06 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#21. To: noone222 (#6)

I only charge $1.79 for my guaranteed sexorcism.

damn, you come cheap. ;)

christine  posted on  2013-09-12   21:59:06 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#22. To: christine (#21)

damn, you come cheap.

No comment, nor spell check.

“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod  posted on  2013-09-12   22:04:13 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#23. To: Jethro Tull (#9)

He caimed his dick would banish the vaginal squatters who were preventing Xin and her boss from falling in love.

I've heard every imaginable line, but this is pure gold.

Well, I suppose you are right about this. Pure gold. LOL

"When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one." Edmund Burke

BTP Holdings  posted on  2013-09-12   22:05:58 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#24. To: Esso (#2)

Damn, that's good work if you can get it.

I remember years ago, my Dad tried to declare Bankruptcy. He had some Bozo lawyer that screwed it up, and he had to vacate. I still remember the IRS agent coming to the house. He was wearing a wool suit, cuff links, and patent leather shoes.

That is what I was thinking also, "Nice work, if you can get it."

"When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one." Edmund Burke

BTP Holdings  posted on  2013-09-12   22:10:28 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#25. To: Lod (#22)

No comment, nor spell check.

I got it !!! At this point I must remain silent or incriminate myself.

But how is this legal plunder to be identified? Quite simply. See if the law takes from some persons what belongs to them, and gives it to other persons to whom it does not belong. See if the law benefits one citizen at the expense of another by doing what the citizen himself cannot do without committing a crime.

Bastiat

noone222  posted on  2013-09-13   11:20:01 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#26. To: christine (#21) (Edited)

I'm trying to become the Wal Mart of sexorcism. (sarcasm)

But how is this legal plunder to be identified? Quite simply. See if the law takes from some persons what belongs to them, and gives it to other persons to whom it does not belong. See if the law benefits one citizen at the expense of another by doing what the citizen himself cannot do without committing a crime.

Bastiat

noone222  posted on  2013-09-14   5:31:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#27. To: christine (#20) (Edited)

Tex4s

i like that!

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The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. - Dr. Eldon Tyrell

Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)

Esso  posted on  2013-09-14   6:32:35 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#28. To: Lod (#22)

lol. i wondered if someone would catch that. ;)

christine  posted on  2013-09-14   10:50:39 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#29. To: noone222 (#25)

hehehehe

christine  posted on  2013-09-14   10:51:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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