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Title: Turtle Swallows a Bug
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Published: May 27, 2014
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2014-05-27 15:09:05 by Turtle
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Comments: 6

Turtle swallowed a bug riding his motorcycle. I don't know what kind it was.

I once hit a bird with my right turn signal, ran over a cat, hit a dog, and also hit a rabbit.

I also ran into the back of a truck looking at a girl.

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#1. To: Turtle (#0)

Try taking a junebug in the forehead at 70 mph. Feels like a damn deerslug.

Obnoxicated  posted on  2014-05-27   15:46:49 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

#2. To: Obnoxicated (#1)

The first time a June bug landed on my three-and-one-half-year-old niece she shrieked like someone was trying to skin her alive. And a five-year-old girl the first time she experienced a cicada? Girls and bugs do not mix.

Turtle  posted on  2014-05-27   15:51:13 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

#5. To: Turtle (#2)

Girls and bugs do not mix.

The girl I with whom I used to study in my college entomology class could've easily passed for Salma Hayek's HOT younger sister. Her favorite bug was the Lepidoptera.

Buzzard  posted on  2014-05-27   18:57:29 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

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