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Title: Where's the Conspiro-Nuts?
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Published: Jun 8, 2014
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2014-06-08 09:31:15 by Turtle
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Everything's a conspiracy, you know - three shooters on Kennedy, moon landings of a stage, 9-11 remote-controlled airplanes, fake limbs at the Boston bombings.
So why not a word about Elliot Rodger? Heck, he was the perfect sleeper agent - a brain-washed Chink programmed to kill and strike terror! MK-ULTRA forever!!!
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#4. To: Turtle (#0)
So why not a word about Elliot Rodger?

He's as interesting as another flounder in the Fulton Fish Market. They are produced regularly by the psychiatrists to advance the gun-control agenda.

Ada posted on 2014-06-08 10:42:09 ET Reply Untrace Trace Private Reply
#6. To: Ada (#4)
psychiatrists to advance the gun-control agenda.

My first encounter with a shrink, to see if I was fit for military duty.
Verbatim transcript from memory....
Shrink...Can you drive a tractor?
Me...No.
Shrink...Next.
I was in.

Cynicom posted on 2014-06-08 11:01:58 ET Reply Untrace Trace Private Reply
#7. To: Cynicom (#6)
You should have told him you loved tractors and you liked to make patterns in the fields at night when everyone was sleeping. You thought they would signal the people from the stars to come and stop the war.

Deasy posted on 2014-06-08 11:12:18 ET Reply Untrace Trace Private Reply
#8. To: Deasy (#7)
The tractor had yet to be invented in Cyni's day. Everything was still horse-powered.

Obnoxicated posted on 2014-06-08 11:27:59 ET Reply Untrace Trace Private Reply
#11. To: Obnoxicated, Cynicom (#8)
In Cymicom's day peasants pulled the plow with a bit in their teeth.

Turtle posted on 2014-06-08 12:57:11 ET Reply Untrace Trace Private Reply
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