JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT YOU'VE HEARD THE "BEST BLOND JOKE" EVER, ALONG COMES ONE LIKE THIS ...
A blond heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful.
She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.
The blond came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?"
The blond said, "No, I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again."
The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?
"The blond said, "No, just up to my tits.... I can splash it on my eyes!"
