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Title: I Tried to be a Gigolo and Failed Every Time
Source: UncleBob's Treehouse
URL Source: http://uncabob.blogspot.com/
Published: Sep 20, 2014
Author: Turtle
Post Date: 2014-09-20 15:13:12 by Turtle
Keywords: None
Views: 203
Comments: 9

I owned a taxi and worked for an escort service. None of the girls were right in head, none were very smart, and some were drug addicts. But it was an easy job and paid a lot.

Now I'm reading articles about girls from "elite" colleges rogering wealthy men in their 60s.

I mean, damn, come on! I tried to be a gigolo, and not only didn't I make one damn cent, the girls laughed at me and expected me to do it for free!

What the hell gives here? I mean, admittedly, there are some gross, disgusting fat girls I wouldn't do for anything less than several thousand dollars, but even they get those scrawny Wal-Mart guys to do them. Damn!

I've even met women who were what I call "situational whores." I once picked up a guy who propositioned women from the back window. The first one told him to fuck off, but the second jumped right in. She wasn't a whore, just some slut on the street who decided to make it a party and make a little bit of money, too.

I decided a long time ago, like when I was a teenager, that most women can be either whores or good wives. It depends on what society emphasizes.

Actually, I think Pareto's 80/20 law applies here: 20% of women would be whores if they could get away with it.

It could be worse, though. It could be 80%. Then civilization would just collapse, sort of what it's doing now, only slowly.


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Turtle is very, very poor!

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#5. To: Turtle (#0)

She wasn't a whore, just some slut on the street who decided to make it a party and make a little bit of money, too.

There is no such thing as a "situational whore". There's a difference between a slut and a whore. Sluts give it away and like to have a good time with no strings attached and no money involved. Whores are not in it to have a good time and they actually make it their business to make money which is why they are selective about who they come in contact with. There are five types of whores:

1) 24/7 streetwalker

2) call girl

3) escort

4) redcarpet celebrity

5) become the Mrs. to an exclusive wealthy individual by distracting them away from a pre-nup agreement.

purplerose  posted on  2014-09-20   18:15:31 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: purplerose (#5)

There is no such thing as a "situational whore"

Wanna bet?

Turtle  posted on  2014-09-20   19:25:25 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


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