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Title: Roots grow out of vagina after woman uses potato as contraceptive
Source: Times Live
URL Source: http://www.timeslive.co.za/lifestyl ... n-uses-potato-as-contraceptive
Published: Oct 3, 2014
Author: Times Live
Post Date: 2014-10-03 13:08:19 by X-15
Keywords: None
Views: 382
Comments: 16

After experiencing pain in her abdominal area, the Columbian woman went to a local hospital to get help.

Embarrassed, she told nurses she had put a potato into her vagina two weeks ago, because she was advised it would prevent pregnancy. According to Columbiareports.co, the potato germinated and grew roots. The nurse who attended to the woman found the roots had visibly emerged from her vagina. The potato was eventually removed, non surgically.

Sex education is a taboo subject in the conservative Columbian community after families boycotted classes aimed at informing the youth on such topics.

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#1. To: X-15 (#0)

Maybe sex ed is taboo, but they are making great discoveries in the agriculture department!

Pinguinite  posted on  2014-10-03   13:15:17 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Pinguinite (#1)

LOL


When government gains the power to control the use of private property, it becomes possible for the politically dominant to profit by high commodity prices using government regulation to constrain supply. One merely drives competitors out of business by manipulating the perception of risk to a land use preferred by a democratic majority. - Mark Edward Vande Pol

farmfriend  posted on  2014-10-03   13:24:40 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Pinguinite (#1)

but they are making great discoveries in the agriculture department!

Not to mention the culinary aspects, such as new ways to serve a baked potato.


"The real deal is this: the ‘royalty’ controlling the court, the ones with the power, the ones with the ability to make a difference, with the ability to change our course, the ones who will live in infamy if we pass the tipping points, are the captains of industry, CEOs in fossil fuel companies such as EXXON/Mobil, automobile manufacturers, utilities, all of the leaders who have placed short-term profit above the fate of the planet and the well-being of our children." - James Hansen

FormerLurker  posted on  2014-10-03   13:28:41 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: X-15 (#0)

X...

Perhaps we need to upgrade your reading material?

Cynicom  posted on  2014-10-03   13:54:08 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: FormerLurker (#3)

Americans who have no experience with, or knowledge of, tyranny believe that only terrorists will experience the unchecked power of the state. They will believe this until it happens to them, or their children, or their friends. Paul Craig Roberts

"When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves in the course of time a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it." Frederic Bastiat

James Deffenbach  posted on  2014-10-03   14:11:58 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: X-15 (#0)

At least it wasn't a bush...or was it????

"Have Brain, Will Travel

Turtle  posted on  2014-10-03   14:30:26 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: Cynicom, X-15 (#4)

Perhaps we need to upgrade your reading material?

That's what I was thinking.

The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. - Dr. Eldon Tyrell

Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)

Esso  posted on  2014-10-03   14:34:40 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: X-15 (#0)

Don't bend over in the garden granny, you know them taters have eyes.


I used to be in a hurry, then I figured out I was just getting nowhere fast.

IRTorqued  posted on  2014-10-03   14:37:40 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: Cynicom, Esso (#4)

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“With the exception of Whites, the rule among the peoples of the world, whether residing in their homelands or settled in Western democracies, is ethnocentrism and moral particularism: they stick together and good means what is good for their ethnic group."
-Alex Kurtagic

X-15  posted on  2014-10-03   15:16:03 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#10. To: X-15 (#0)

A potato in the bush is worth two in the hand.

Lysander_Spooner  posted on  2014-10-03   15:18:41 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#11. To: Lysander_Spooner (#10)

"Potato, potatoe, let's call the hole thing off....."

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“With the exception of Whites, the rule among the peoples of the world, whether residing in their homelands or settled in Western democracies, is ethnocentrism and moral particularism: they stick together and good means what is good for their ethnic group."
-Alex Kurtagic

X-15  posted on  2014-10-03   15:36:03 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#12. To: X-15 (#0)

Jethro Tull  posted on  2014-10-03   15:36:52 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#13. To: IRTorqued (#8)

I-da-Ho?? :)

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“With the exception of Whites, the rule among the peoples of the world, whether residing in their homelands or settled in Western democracies, is ethnocentrism and moral particularism: they stick together and good means what is good for their ethnic group."
-Alex Kurtagic

X-15  posted on  2014-10-03   15:39:22 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#14. To: Turtle (#6)

Worst fish and chips recipe in history.....

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“With the exception of Whites, the rule among the peoples of the world, whether residing in their homelands or settled in Western democracies, is ethnocentrism and moral particularism: they stick together and good means what is good for their ethnic group."
-Alex Kurtagic

X-15  posted on  2014-10-03   15:40:07 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#15. To: FormerLurker (#3)

Nothin' says lovin' like something in the oven . . .

"If ignorance is truly bliss, then why do so many Americans need Prozac?" - Dave McGowan

randge  posted on  2014-10-03   15:43:20 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#16. To: FormerLurker (#3)

Sounds like a tuber fit for a Clinton.

Obnoxicated  posted on  2014-10-03   15:57:19 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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