4um: The penises grown in a lab: Scientists say organs could be tested on humans within five years

Status: Not Logged In; Sign In
4play
See other 4play Articles
Title: The penises grown in a lab: Scientists say organs could be tested on humans within five years
Source: [None]
URL Source: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/a ... -tested-humans-five-years.html
Published: Oct 6, 2014
Author: Anna Hodgekiss
Post Date: 2014-10-06 12:24:53 by Jethro Tull
Keywords: None
Views: 280
Comments: 14

The penises grown in a lab: Scientists say organs could be tested on humans within five years
Organs would be given to men with congenital abnormalities, or those who have undergone radical surgery for cancer or suffered trauma to the area Engineered penises now being tested for 'safety, function and durability' Created by team that implanted lab-grown vaginas into women this year
By Anna Hodgekiss for MailOnline
Published: 05:58 EST, 6 October 2014 | Updated: 08:05 EST, 6 October 2014

Scientists have successfully grown penises in a laboratory and say they could be tested on humans within five years.
The organs would be used to help men who have suffered a serious injury to the region, had surgery for cancer or are suffering from a congenital abnormality.
The work is being carried out the Wake Forest Institute for Regenerative Medicine, North Carolina.
Poster Comment:
Just what the planet needs, more pricks.
Post Comment Private Reply Ignore Thread
Top • Page Up • Full Thread • Page Down • Bottom/Latest
#1. To: Jethro Tull (#0)
The article left out the obvious: transgender freaks will be lining up for their "corrective surgery" by the hundreds.
“With the exception of Whites, the rule among the peoples of the world, whether residing in their homelands or settled in Western democracies, is ethnocentrism and moral particularism: they stick together and good means what is good for their ethnic group."
-Alex Kurtagic
X-15 posted on 2014-10-06 12:52:48 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#2. To: Jethro Tull (#0)
Just what the planet needs, more pricks

LOL yes it does

durability

I'm glad they are testing for durability. I hate when you are using a cheap penis and it just falls apart on you.
When government gains the power to control the use of private property, it becomes possible for the politically dominant to profit by high commodity prices using government regulation to constrain supply. One merely drives competitors out of business by manipulating the perception of risk to a land use preferred by a democratic majority. - Mark Edward Vande Pol
farmfriend posted on 2014-10-06 13:33:05 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#3. To: X-15 (#1)
If the penis malfunctions, is that medical malpractice or product liability.
When government gains the power to control the use of private property, it becomes possible for the politically dominant to profit by high commodity prices using government regulation to constrain supply. One merely drives competitors out of business by manipulating the perception of risk to a land use preferred by a democratic majority. - Mark Edward Vande Pol
farmfriend posted on 2014-10-06 13:34:14 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#4. To: farmfriend, Jethro Tull (#2)
I'm glad they are testing for durability. I hate when you are using a cheap penis and it just falls apart on you.

"The real deal is this: the ‘royalty’ controlling the court, the ones with the power, the ones with the ability to make a difference, with the ability to change our course, the ones who will live in infamy if we pass the tipping points, are the captains of industry, CEOs in fossil fuel companies such as EXXON/Mobil, automobile manufacturers, utilities, all of the leaders who have placed short-term profit above the fate of the planet and the well-being of our children." - James Hansen
FormerLurker posted on 2014-10-06 13:35:11 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#5. To: farmfriend (#2)
:-o
“With the exception of Whites, the rule among the peoples of the world, whether residing in their homelands or settled in Western democracies, is ethnocentrism and moral particularism: they stick together and good means what is good for their ethnic group."
-Alex Kurtagic
X-15 posted on 2014-10-06 13:37:37 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#6. To: X-15 (#1)
The article left out the obvious: transgender freaks will be lining up for their "corrective surgery" by the hundreds.

They can be either/or, with the DETACHABLE penis as mentioned in post 4... :)
"The real deal is this: the ‘royalty’ controlling the court, the ones with the power, the ones with the ability to make a difference, with the ability to change our course, the ones who will live in infamy if we pass the tipping points, are the captains of industry, CEOs in fossil fuel companies such as EXXON/Mobil, automobile manufacturers, utilities, all of the leaders who have placed short-term profit above the fate of the planet and the well-being of our children." - James Hansen
FormerLurker posted on 2014-10-06 13:49:40 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#7. To: Jethro Tull (#0)
Just what the planet needs, more pricks.

If they ever start growing balls in a lab, this country may still have a chance.
It's the bankers fault !
All Wars Are Bankers' Wars
What America needs is the separation of zionism and state
Buzzard posted on 2014-10-06 20:18:28 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#8. To: Buzzard (#7)
This !

Ahahahaaa

"If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.”—Samuel Adams

Rotara posted on 2014-10-06 21:53:37 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#9. To: Buzzard (#7)
If they ever start growing balls in a lab, this country may still have a chance.

yeah but only the women will have them.
When government gains the power to control the use of private property, it becomes possible for the politically dominant to profit by high commodity prices using government regulation to constrain supply. One merely drives competitors out of business by manipulating the perception of risk to a land use preferred by a democratic majority. - Mark Edward Vande Pol
farmfriend posted on 2014-10-12 14:31:17 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#10. To: farmfriend, Turtle (#9)
yeah but only the women will have them

Be careful what you wish for.
You could end up like Chaz Bono, possessing a tailor-made pair and not knowing what to do with them.
It's the bankers fault !
All Wars Are Bankers' Wars
What America needs is the separation of zionism and state
Buzzard posted on 2014-10-12 14:46:15 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#11. To: Buzzard (#10)
Be careful what you wish for.

oh there are more enjoyable ways of getting a pair believe me.
When government gains the power to control the use of private property, it becomes possible for the politically dominant to profit by high commodity prices using government regulation to constrain supply. One merely drives competitors out of business by manipulating the perception of risk to a land use preferred by a democratic majority. - Mark Edward Vande Pol
farmfriend posted on 2014-10-13 10:51:01 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#12. To: Buzzard (#7)
Just what the planet needs, more pricks.
If they ever start growing balls in a lab, this country may still have a chance.

LOL! Buzzard, yer killin' me. : )
" If you cannot govern yourself, you will be governed by assholes. " Randge, Poet de Forum, 1/11/11
"Life's tough, and even tougher if you're stupid." --John Wayne
abraxas posted on 2014-10-13 11:23:27 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#13. To: Buzzard (#10)
If I get 5 penis's then my pants will fit like a glove!! :)
“With the exception of Whites, the rule among the peoples of the world, whether residing in their homelands or settled in Western democracies, is ethnocentrism and moral particularism: they stick together and good means what is good for their ethnic group."
-Alex Kurtagic
X-15 posted on 2014-10-13 16:12:58 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#14. To: farmfriend (#2)
I hate when you are using a cheap penis and it just falls apart on you.

LMAO!

Anyone offended by this post, click here.
"The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion." -Albert Camus.

Armadillo posted on 2014-10-18 13:01:35 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
Top • Page Up • Full Thread • Page Down • Bottom/Latest

Freedom4um