I'm glad to see the sunny self-esteem these kiddies exude -- ignorance is bliss :-)
How 'bout that bleck kid with his HUMAN SCIENCES major? Whoa, HE'S really getting prepared for life on planet earth! But when O WHEN will one of these questioners start cluing their marks about what stupid clucks they are?
THE ONION: "Jennifer Aniston Adopts 33-Year-Old Boyfriend From Africa"