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Title: 11 jokes only grammar nerds will understand
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Published: May 21, 2016
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Post Date: 2016-05-21 18:44:12 by Ada
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#1. To: Ada (#0) (Edited)
Ha! Love $10-11 in particular. The lacking comma leads to many wrong meanings, usually unintentionally funny e.g. accidental direct objects.
Oops! back to the tagline drawing board.
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The African population of Zimbabwe had increased from an estimated 300,00 in 1890 to 7 million in 1980. This phenomenal increase was the result of the development of a modern infrastructure, first-world health standards and the bountiful crop harvests produced by the white Rhodesian farmers.
By July 2006, the popullation had almost doubled to 13 million, the result of a symbiotic relationship that had been forged between the 3,400 commercial farmers and the other inhabitants. = 'Reflections on Zimbabwe: From African Paradise to Genocidal Cesspool' (IMPACT newsletter March-July 2005)

NeoconsNailed posted on 2016-05-21 19:01:38 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#2. To: NeoconsNailed (#1)
#9 was my favorite :-)

Ada posted on 2016-05-21 21:57:01 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#3. To: Adall (#2)
NNT:
Graduates of a Southern California high school received a head-scratching surprise on their diploma covers Thursday.
Students of the Ontario High School class of 2016 received their diploma covers with an egregious spelling error on the front..........

(Jues have lots of weird health problems. In my experience they seem to have higher rates of dwarfism and blindness.)
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Tagline:The African population of Zimbabwe had increased from an estimated 300,000 in 1890 to 7 million in 1980. This phenomenal increase was the result of the development of a modern infrastructure, first-world health standards and the bountiful crop harvests produced by the white Rhodesian farmers.
By July 2006, the population had almost doubled to 13 million, the result of a symbiotic relationship that had been forged between the 3,400 commercial farmers and the other inhabitants. (IMPACT newsletter March-July 2005)

NeoconsNailed posted on 2016-05-22 2:25:19 ET (2 images) Reply Trace Private Reply
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