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Title: BEST. BUSINESS. PLAN. EVER.
Source: Zerohedge
URL Source: http://none
Published: Jul 23, 2016
Author: Who TF Knows?
Post Date: 2016-07-23 04:22:18 by Esso
Keywords: None
Views: 73
Comments: 4

This was from a post at ZH about what's going to happen a million Chinese workers laid off because the next Great Depression.

It has to do with them becoming pseudo taxi drivers (kinda like that UBER thingy). This was such a good idea (in the Pokemon GO age), that I literally shit myself. Here we go...

I'm going to buy a fleet of remote robot operated telsa self dtinging cars and partition the trunk into one half combination bar/starbucks and the other half massage parlor.

The waitress/barista/massuse can live in the tiny aprtment rented from be in the back seat of this car.

The passenger can order drinks and get a massage while they transcribe hot new business plans and copy/print business cards for other autoprenuers.

I can do all this while reading. Elon said all my cars car work for me in thier free time.

I'll be rich, who wants to buy a franchise??

This dude puts 'em all to shame, including Dakmar. Sorry, buddy.


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The dude's spelling sucks, but I suspect he was using a mobile device.

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#1. To: All (#0) (Edited)

OK, here's the name of the story, I'll try to add a link but this Linux thingy-dingy doesn't seem to like to do this on this website...

What One Million Recently Fired Chinese Coal And Steel Workers Are Doing Now

www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-07-22/what-one-million-recently- fired-chinese- coal-and-steel-workers-are-doing-now

Yeah, bad link, for some reason it's putting a space between one of the dashes between chinese and coal. Probably my Linux POS.

The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. - Dr. Eldon Tyrell

Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)

Esso  posted on  2016-07-23   4:30:10 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Dakmar (#0) (Edited)

Hey, I offered this dude to do all the retrofits in my shop. We're the only people who could pull this off. Call me.

Edit: I'm hearing weird music in my head. I hope it's Marla fucking with me.

Edit 2: Me and Marla are going to be at the Brickyard 400 Sunday, we'll be in a silver Honda Fit. Save me.

The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. - Dr. Eldon Tyrell

Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)

Esso  posted on  2016-07-23   5:01:45 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: pinguinite (#1)

Can't do links for some reason, FWIW. Telikin is the comp. Pulled it out of my late mom's house, Linux based...

Don't worry about me too much, I'm already dead...

The light that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. - Dr. Eldon Tyrell

Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
My Man Godfrey (1936)

Esso  posted on  2016-07-23   5:22:10 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Esso (#1)

www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-07-22/what-one-million-recently-fired-chinese-coal-and-steel-workers-are-doing-now

Pinguinite  posted on  2016-07-23   13:21:11 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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