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Title: DEBATE RULES: NO COUGHING BREAKS
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URL Source: http://drudgereport.com/flashny.htm
Published: Sep 23, 2016
Author: drudge
Post Date: 2016-09-23 17:51:05 by HAPPY2BME-4UM
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DEBATE RULES: NO COUGHING BREAKS
**Exclusive**
Fri Sep 23 2016 11:30:40 ET


If presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton slips into a coughing fit or any other medical crisis during Monday's high-stakes debate, she will have to power through, the DRUDGE REPORT has learned!

"There are no commercial breaks," a commission source explains. "Period."

Debate moderator Lester Holt does not have the authority to cut away from the stage during the epic 90-minute showdown. And microphone audio for either of the candidates is not to be manipulated.

Clinton has experienced severe coughing episodes throughout the election year. During a Labor Day campaign stop she suffered a 4-minute choking marathon.

Monday's throwdown could top out at 100 million viewers, making it the biggest political event in history.

EDITOR'S NOTE: The presidential debate commission settled an early flashpoint when Clinton demanded a step-stool at the podium to add height to her 5'4" frame. Campaign Chairman John Podesta expressed concern that Hillary would be dwarfed by 6'2" Trump. The request was quickly rejected. The commission is allowing for a custom-made podium, which will accommodate the difference in stature.


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#1. To: All (#0)

U.S. Constitution - Article IV, Section 4: NO BORDERS + NO LAWS = NO COUNTRY

HAPPY2BME-4UM  posted on  2016-09-23   17:51:33 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: All (#0)

Hillary Clinton coughs up GREEN GOO into her glass. Mainstream news catches it. GROSS!!!!

U.S. Constitution - Article IV, Section 4: NO BORDERS + NO LAWS = NO COUNTRY

HAPPY2BME-4UM  posted on  2016-09-23   17:53:54 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: HAPPY2BME-4UM (#0)

The podium will just give her additional height from which to hit the floor.

Unless they strap her ass into it.

“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod  posted on  2016-09-23   17:57:24 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Lod (#3)

When you gonna sell me that Studebaker?

" As a citizen, I would hesitate to see any political party outlawed on the basis of its political ideology. However, if it is proven that an organization is an agent of foreign power, or in any way not a legitimate political party -- and I think the government is capable of proving that -- then that is another matter." - Ronald Reagan to House Un-American Activities Committee, October 23, 1947

Dakmar  posted on  2016-09-23   18:04:40 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: HAPPY2BME-4UM (#2)

Hmmm, she's spitting up just like a Gila (pronounced HILA) Monster does before immobilizing its prey with its venomous saliva...


"After tomorrow those SOB's will never embarrass me again. That’s not a threat. That’s a promise.” – LBJ to his mistress Madeleine Brown on the eve of JFK assassination

FormerLurker  posted on  2016-09-23   18:08:48 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: Lod, HAPPY2BME-4UM (#3)

The podium will just give her additional height from which to hit the floor.

I wonder where she'll hide her Diazepam boosters?


"After tomorrow those SOB's will never embarrass me again. That’s not a threat. That’s a promise.” – LBJ to his mistress Madeleine Brown on the eve of JFK assassination

FormerLurker  posted on  2016-09-23   18:11:45 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: Dakmar (#4)

I watched the video with the sound off; great stuff. Made me want to go to the nearest grade school and score some mota.

“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod  posted on  2016-09-23   18:14:06 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: Lod (#7)

mora mora moo

Happy dippy doo

" As a citizen, I would hesitate to see any political party outlawed on the basis of its political ideology. However, if it is proven that an organization is an agent of foreign power, or in any way not a legitimate political party -- and I think the government is capable of proving that -- then that is another matter." - Ronald Reagan to House Un-American Activities Committee, October 23, 1947

Dakmar  posted on  2016-09-23   18:17:36 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: Dakmar (#8)

No coughing breaks. Well that will exclude the Marxist slut Hillary, and all the others who were given Putin's special radioactive elixer. First they cough and then they drool all over their underwear.

Donald Wallgren  posted on  2016-09-23   18:25:24 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#10. To: Donald Wallgren (#9)

Hillary who? I'm in love with India!

" As a citizen, I would hesitate to see any political party outlawed on the basis of its political ideology. However, if it is proven that an organization is an agent of foreign power, or in any way not a legitimate political party -- and I think the government is capable of proving that -- then that is another matter." - Ronald Reagan to House Un-American Activities Committee, October 23, 1947

Dakmar  posted on  2016-09-23   18:35:32 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#11. To: Dakmar (#8)

“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod  posted on  2016-09-23   19:01:47 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#12. To: Dakmar (#10)

Who knew Indians had so much fun? thanks for the laughs.

“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod  posted on  2016-09-23   19:10:22 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#13. To: Dakmar (#10)

Hey, Dak, do you think they are doing a "crevice search"? :-/

"When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one." Edmund Burke

BTP Holdings  posted on  2016-09-23   19:26:35 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#14. To: Lod (#11)

It's got a good beat and I can dance to it, and it makes me want fried chicken!

" As a citizen, I would hesitate to see any political party outlawed on the basis of its political ideology. However, if it is proven that an organization is an agent of foreign power, or in any way not a legitimate political party -- and I think the government is capable of proving that -- then that is another matter." - Ronald Reagan to House Un-American Activities Committee, October 23, 1947

Dakmar  posted on  2016-09-23   19:27:55 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#15. To: BTP Holdings (#13)

DEBATE RULES: NO COUGHING BREAKS

DEBATE RULES: NO COFFIN BREAKS

Cynicom  posted on  2016-09-23   19:29:16 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#16. To: BTP Holdings (#13)

Hey, Dak, do you think they are doing a "crevice search"? :-/

Far be it for me to speculate about alien practices. Get yourself to the Triple Rock! :)

" As a citizen, I would hesitate to see any political party outlawed on the basis of its political ideology. However, if it is proven that an organization is an agent of foreign power, or in any way not a legitimate political party -- and I think the government is capable of proving that -- then that is another matter." - Ronald Reagan to House Un-American Activities Committee, October 23, 1947

Dakmar  posted on  2016-09-23   19:30:33 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#17. To: Dakmar (#14)

Get a grip.

“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod  posted on  2016-09-23   19:31:27 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#18. To: Cynicom (#15)

They should make an allowance for that.

“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod  posted on  2016-09-23   19:32:32 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#19. To: HAPPY2BME-4UM (#2)

Coughing up hockers?

That can only mean she has an infection and is spitting up phlegm. I was doing that when I had a sinus infection and it was draining from my nasal passages into my throat. It was green goop. ;)

"When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one." Edmund Burke

BTP Holdings  posted on  2016-09-23   19:39:55 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#20. To: Lod (#17)

Get a grip.

You honestly didn't crack a smile when the geezer in the string tie started warbling about 275 horsepower?

Damn, maybe I do smoke too much pot :)

" As a citizen, I would hesitate to see any political party outlawed on the basis of its political ideology. However, if it is proven that an organization is an agent of foreign power, or in any way not a legitimate political party -- and I think the government is capable of proving that -- then that is another matter." - Ronald Reagan to House Un-American Activities Committee, October 23, 1947

Dakmar  posted on  2016-09-23   19:42:17 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#21. To: Dakmar (#14)

Actually, I would prefer a Mercury, like Alan Jackson. But I would much rather have a pickup truck. Then I could be a pick up man. ;)

"When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one." Edmund Burke

BTP Holdings  posted on  2016-09-23   19:44:48 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#22. To: BTP Holdings (#21)

Mercury rocks, my fav version is better than anyone elses :)

" As a citizen, I would hesitate to see any political party outlawed on the basis of its political ideology. However, if it is proven that an organization is an agent of foreign power, or in any way not a legitimate political party -- and I think the government is capable of proving that -- then that is another matter." - Ronald Reagan to House Un-American Activities Committee, October 23, 1947

Dakmar  posted on  2016-09-23   19:49:30 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#23. To: BTP Holdings, lod (#21)

cop lights all around.....

" As a citizen, I would hesitate to see any political party outlawed on the basis of its political ideology. However, if it is proven that an organization is an agent of foreign power, or in any way not a legitimate political party -- and I think the government is capable of proving that -- then that is another matter." - Ronald Reagan to House Un-American Activities Committee, October 23, 1947

Dakmar  posted on  2016-09-23   20:01:56 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#24. To: All (#23) (Edited)

Terraplane Blues

And I feel so lonesome
You hear me when I moan
When I feel so lonesome
You hear me when I moan
Who been drivin' my Terraplane
For you since I been gone?

I'd said, "I'll flash your lights, mama
Your horn won't even blow"
Somebody's been runnin'
My batteries down on this machine
I even flash my lights, mama
This horn won't even blow
Got a short in this connection
Hoo well, babe, it's way down below


I'm goin' heist your hood, mama
I'm bound to check your oil
I'm goin' heist your hood, mama
I'm bound to check your oil
I got a woman that I'm lovin'
Way down in Arkansas


Now, you know the coils ain't even buzzin'
Little generator won't get the spark
Motor's in a bad condition
You gotta have these batteries charged
But I'm cryin', please, please don't do me wrong
Who been drivin' my Terraplane
Now for you since I been gone
Mr. Highway Man, please don't block the road
Please, please don't block the road


'Cause she's reachin' a cold one hundred
And I'm booked and I got to go
Yoo, you hear me weep and moan
Who been drivin' my Terraplane
Now for you since I been gone

I'm gon' get down in this connection
Keep on tanglin' with your wires
I'm gon' get down in this connection
Oh well, keep on tanglin' with these wires
And when I mash down on your little starter
Then your spark plug will give me fire

" As a citizen, I would hesitate to see any political party outlawed on the basis of its political ideology. However, if it is proven that an organization is an agent of foreign power, or in any way not a legitimate political party -- and I think the government is capable of proving that -- then that is another matter." - Ronald Reagan to House Un-American Activities Committee, October 23, 1947

Dakmar  posted on  2016-09-23   20:09:53 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#25. To: HAPPY2BME-4UM (#0)

The topic tonight, is how many of you think I'm a jerk or a weirdo of some sort?

" As a citizen, I would hesitate to see any political party outlawed on the basis of its political ideology. However, if it is proven that an organization is an agent of foreign power, or in any way not a legitimate political party -- and I think the government is capable of proving that -- then that is another matter." - Ronald Reagan to House Un-American Activities Committee, October 23, 1947

Dakmar  posted on  2016-09-23   20:58:58 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#26. To: BTP Holdings, HAPPY2BME-4UM (#19)

sinus infection and it was draining

Aren't most awards sinus based these days?

" As a citizen, I would hesitate to see any political party outlawed on the basis of its political ideology. However, if it is proven that an organization is an agent of foreign power, or in any way not a legitimate political party -- and I think the government is capable of proving that -- then that is another matter." - Ronald Reagan to House Un-American Activities Committee, October 23, 1947

Dakmar  posted on  2016-09-23   21:17:31 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#27. To: Dakmar (#25)

The topic tonight, is how many of you think I'm a jerk or a weirdo of some sort?

Nothing that a good course of penicillin won't clear up. If you're lucky.

“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod  posted on  2016-09-23   21:22:44 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#28. To: Lod (#27)

VD would be the least of my problems, I just found out I'm deplorable.

" As a citizen, I would hesitate to see any political party outlawed on the basis of its political ideology. However, if it is proven that an organization is an agent of foreign power, or in any way not a legitimate political party -- and I think the government is capable of proving that -- then that is another matter." - Ronald Reagan to House Un-American Activities Committee, October 23, 1947

Dakmar  posted on  2016-09-23   21:24:59 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#29. To: Dakmar (#28)

Let's all tune in Monday night to see who's the true deplorable.

“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod  posted on  2016-09-23   21:27:47 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#30. To: Lod (#29) (Edited)

Agreed, probably the only debate I'll watch...ever. Jerry Brown was fun in 1992 with the call-in line, who would have thought Maoist punks would be the first to scavenge AT&T after deregulation?

" As a citizen, I would hesitate to see any political party outlawed on the basis of its political ideology. However, if it is proven that an organization is an agent of foreign power, or in any way not a legitimate political party -- and I think the government is capable of proving that -- then that is another matter." - Ronald Reagan to House Un-American Activities Committee, October 23, 1947

Dakmar  posted on  2016-09-23   21:32:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#31. To: Dakmar (#25) (Edited)


I used to be in a hurry, then I figured out I was just getting nowhere fast.

IRTorqued  posted on  2016-09-23   22:22:26 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#32. To: IRTorqued (#31)

train song

404 :)

" As a citizen, I would hesitate to see any political party outlawed on the basis of its political ideology. However, if it is proven that an organization is an agent of foreign power, or in any way not a legitimate political party -- and I think the government is capable of proving that -- then that is another matter." - Ronald Reagan to House Un-American Activities Committee, October 23, 1947

Dakmar  posted on  2016-09-23   22:28:32 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#33. To: Dakmar (#32)

here is the url https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKrwPaP7Bvs


I used to be in a hurry, then I figured out I was just getting nowhere fast.

IRTorqued  posted on  2016-09-23   22:50:55 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#34. To: Dakmar (#26)

I knew a guy that would deliver a quarter ounce of blow to the Rolling Stones before every show. I guess that was a warm up for Jagger. But you know what they say, if you're high, you play better. ROTFLOL!

"When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one." Edmund Burke

BTP Holdings  posted on  2016-09-24   8:51:54 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#35. To: BTP Holdings (#21)

"...Then I could be a pick up man. ;)"

Like Joe Diffie.

BEWARE THE Gee-COWS (GLOBAL CAPITALIST OWL WORSHIPERS)

HOUNDDAWG  posted on  2016-09-24   20:05:07 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#36. To: HOUNDDAWG (#35)

Like Joe Diffie.

"There's just something women like about a pick up man." LOL

"When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one." Edmund Burke

BTP Holdings  posted on  2016-09-24   20:51:26 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#37. To: Dakmar (#22)

Mercury rocks, my fav version is better than anyone elses

There was blues in Chicago. Where do you think the Blues Brothers were from? ;)

"When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one." Edmund Burke

BTP Holdings  posted on  2016-09-24   20:57:52 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#38. To: BTP Holdings (#36)

"There's just something women like about a pick up man." LOL

ITZ TWOO ITZ TWOO!

BEWARE THE Gee-COWS (GLOBAL CAPITALIST OWL WORSHIPERS)

HOUNDDAWG  posted on  2016-09-25   4:41:36 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#39. To: Dakmar (#10)

#10 was pretty funny. The last one was the best (black not scaring woman with mask, takes mask off, scares woman)

LoL

U.S. Constitution - Article IV, Section 4: NO BORDERS + NO LAWS = NO COUNTRY

HAPPY2BME-4UM  posted on  2016-09-26   1:05:51 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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