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Title: DEBATE RULES: NO COUGHING BREAKS
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URL Source: http://drudgereport.com/flashny.htm
Published: Sep 23, 2016
Author: drudge
Post Date: 2016-09-23 17:51:05 by HAPPY2BME-4UM
Keywords: None
Views: 284
Comments: 39









DEBATE RULES: NO COUGHING BREAKS
**Exclusive**
Fri Sep 23 2016 11:30:40 ET


If presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton slips into a coughing fit or any other medical crisis during Monday's high-stakes debate, she will have to power through, the DRUDGE REPORT has learned!

"There are no commercial breaks," a commission source explains. "Period."

Debate moderator Lester Holt does not have the authority to cut away from the stage during the epic 90-minute showdown. And microphone audio for either of the candidates is not to be manipulated.

Clinton has experienced severe coughing episodes throughout the election year. During a Labor Day campaign stop she suffered a 4-minute choking marathon.

Monday's throwdown could top out at 100 million viewers, making it the biggest political event in history.

EDITOR'S NOTE: The presidential debate commission settled an early flashpoint when Clinton demanded a step-stool at the podium to add height to her 5'4" frame. Campaign Chairman John Podesta expressed concern that Hillary would be dwarfed by 6'2" Trump. The request was quickly rejected. The commission is allowing for a custom-made podium, which will accommodate the difference in stature.


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#3. To: HAPPY2BME-4UM (#0)

The podium will just give her additional height from which to hit the floor.

Unless they strap her ass into it.

Lod  posted on  2016-09-23   17:57:24 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Lod (#3)

When you gonna sell me that Studebaker?

Dakmar  posted on  2016-09-23   18:04:40 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: Dakmar (#4)

I watched the video with the sound off; great stuff. Made me want to go to the nearest grade school and score some mota.

Lod  posted on  2016-09-23   18:14:06 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: Lod (#7)

mora mora moo

Happy dippy doo

Dakmar  posted on  2016-09-23   18:17:36 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#11. To: Dakmar (#8)

Lod  posted on  2016-09-23   19:01:47 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#14. To: Lod (#11)

It's got a good beat and I can dance to it, and it makes me want fried chicken!

Dakmar  posted on  2016-09-23   19:27:55 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#21. To: Dakmar (#14)

Actually, I would prefer a Mercury, like Alan Jackson. But I would much rather have a pickup truck. Then I could be a pick up man. ;)

BTP Holdings  posted on  2016-09-23   19:44:48 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#23. To: BTP Holdings, lod (#21)

cop lights all around.....

Dakmar  posted on  2016-09-23   20:01:56 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#24. To: All (#23) (Edited)

Terraplane Blues

And I feel so lonesome
You hear me when I moan
When I feel so lonesome
You hear me when I moan
Who been drivin' my Terraplane
For you since I been gone?

I'd said, "I'll flash your lights, mama
Your horn won't even blow"
Somebody's been runnin'
My batteries down on this machine
I even flash my lights, mama
This horn won't even blow
Got a short in this connection
Hoo well, babe, it's way down below


I'm goin' heist your hood, mama
I'm bound to check your oil
I'm goin' heist your hood, mama
I'm bound to check your oil
I got a woman that I'm lovin'
Way down in Arkansas


Now, you know the coils ain't even buzzin'
Little generator won't get the spark
Motor's in a bad condition
You gotta have these batteries charged
But I'm cryin', please, please don't do me wrong
Who been drivin' my Terraplane
Now for you since I been gone
Mr. Highway Man, please don't block the road
Please, please don't block the road


'Cause she's reachin' a cold one hundred
And I'm booked and I got to go
Yoo, you hear me weep and moan
Who been drivin' my Terraplane
Now for you since I been gone

I'm gon' get down in this connection
Keep on tanglin' with your wires
I'm gon' get down in this connection
Oh well, keep on tanglin' with these wires
And when I mash down on your little starter
Then your spark plug will give me fire

Dakmar  posted on  2016-09-23   20:09:53 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


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