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Title: Don't Mess With Seniors - A Good Laugh
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Published: Jan 10, 2017
Author: Johnson
Post Date: 2017-01-10 21:38:05 by sonny
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sonny posted on 2017-01-10 21:39:56 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
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There’s nothing worse than a doctor’s receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it:
A 65-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.
The receptionist said, “Yes, sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?”
He replied, “There’s something wrong with my Johnson.”
The receptionist became irritated and said, “You shouldn’t come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that.”
“Why not? You asked me what was wrong, and I told you.”
The receptionist replied, “Now you’ve caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear and then discussed the problem further with the doctor in private.”
“You shouldn’t ask people questions in a room full of strangers if the answer could embarrass anyone,” the man said. Then he walked out and waited several minutes before re-entering.”
The receptionist smiled smugly and said, “Yes?”
“There ‘s something wrong with my ear.”
The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. “And waht is wrong with your ear, sir?”
“I can’t piss out of it.”
The lesson: Mess with seniors, and you’re going to lose.
Read more: www.headlinepolitics.com/why-never-mess-seniors/#ixzz4VQ7DWxzD

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