Title: Don't Mess With Seniors - A Good Laugh Source:
[None] URL Source:[None] Published:Jan 10, 2017 Author:Johnson Post Date:2017-01-10 21:38:05 by sonny Keywords:None Views:125 Comments:2
Theres nothing worse than a doctors receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it:
A 65-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.
The receptionist said, Yes, sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?
He replied, Theres something wrong with my Johnson.
The receptionist became irritated and said, You shouldnt come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that.
Why not? You asked me what was wrong, and I told you.
The receptionist replied, Now youve caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear and then discussed the problem further with the doctor in private.
You shouldnt ask people questions in a room full of strangers if the answer could embarrass anyone, the man said. Then he walked out and waited several minutes before re-entering.
The receptionist smiled smugly and said, Yes?
There s something wrong with my ear.
The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. And waht is wrong with your ear, sir?
I cant piss out of it.
The lesson: Mess with seniors, and youre going to lose.