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Title: (African) Pastor eaten by crocodiles while trying to walk on water (on the Crocodile River) like Jesus
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URL Source: http://www.orrazz.com/2017/05/pasto ... y-crocodiles-while-trying.html
Published: May 14, 2017
Author: Staff
Post Date: 2017-05-14 17:59:33 by Horse
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Views: 92
Comments: 3

A pastor who tried replicating the Biblical story of Jesus Christ walking on water has been eaten by crocodiles.

The pastor, identified as Jonathan Mthethwa, of the Saint of the Last Days Church, tried the demonstration at a river known as Crocodile River.

Mthethwa, from a local church in White River Mpumalanga died Saturday morning trying to demonstrate the biblical miracle to his congregants.

According to The Herald Zimbabwe, he drowned into the Crocodile River and was seen by his church members getting eaten by 3 crocodiles. Deacon Nkosi, a member of the church, told the newspaper, “The pastor taught us about faith on Sunday last week.

“He promised he would demonstrate his faith to us today, but he unfortunately ended up drowning and getting eaten by 3 large crocodiles in front of us. “We still don’t understand how this happened because he fasted and prayed the whole week.”

Pastor Mthethwa was said to have walked into the water and when he was 30 meters inside the river, attempted to ascend above the water so he can start walking, but the 3 crocodile appeared from nowhere and started feasting on him.

Deacon Nkosi added, “They finished him in a couple of minutes.

“All that was left of him when they finished eating him is a pair of sandals and his underwear floating above the water.”

The country’s emergency agency, ER24 responded to the scene 30 minutes after, but upon arrival, there was not much they could do as the pastor was already dead.

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#1. To: Horse (#0)

Thous shalt not tempt the Lord thy God.

U.S. Constitution - Article IV, Section 4: NO BORDERS + NO LAWS = NO COUNTRY

HAPPY2BME-4UM  posted on  2017-05-14   18:00:25 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Horse (#0)

He should have started with trying to turn water into wine.

“The most dangerous man to any government is the man who is able to think things out... without regard to the prevailing superstitions and taboos. Almost inevitably he comes to the conclusion that the government he lives under is dishonest, insane, intolerable.” ~ H. L. Mencken

Lod  posted on  2017-05-14   18:09:11 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Horse (#0)

“We still don’t understand how this happened because he fasted and prayed the whole week.”

I don't think there are crocodiles in Palestine. ;)

"When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one." Edmund Burke

BTP Holdings  posted on  2017-05-14   18:40:51 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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