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Title: Coral Snake Song - For Your Eyes Only (In response to two SICK DFU Songs about the bulldozer death of Rachel Corrie in Israel)
Source: Coral Snake's Song Parodies and Updates
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Published: Mar 28, 2006
Author: Coral Snake
Post Date: 2006-03-28 19:12:49 by Coral Snake
Keywords: Doug from Upland, Kook, Whack Job
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Comments: 2

Coral Snake Song - For Your Eyes Only (In response to two SICK DFU Songs about the bulldozer death of Rachel Corrie in Israel)

Words and music from James Bond movie theme(1981)
Update-Parody by Coral Snake(2006)

Midi: For Your Eyes Only

(Musical Introduction)

Douggie from Upland, his songs are getting sick.
(Really sick, Really sick.)
Douggie From Upland, is laying gore on thick.
(Really thick, Really thick.)
Now his songs they revel in, death of the innocent.
(the innocent.)
Now we see, Douggie's really bent.

Douggie from Upland, he's a whack job.
His message is coming grue, he's a loony toon true.
Douggie from Upland, he's a whack job.
But if this truth you bring to bat,
You'll meet JimRob's white persian cat.
He's a whack job, Douggie from Upland.

(Musical Interlude)

Douggie from Upland, he's offensive to me.
(Offends me, Offends me.)
At FreeRepublic, his gory songs we see.
(Gore we see, Gore we see.)
See the truth of Douggie now, A warmonger and loon.
(Warmonger, loon.)
Douggie a, bot and Shrubbie goon.

Douggie from Upland, he's a whack job.
His message is coming grue, he's a loony toon true.
Douggie from Upland, he's a whack job.
But if this truth you bring to bat,
You'll meet JimRob's white persian cat.
He's a whack job, Douggie from Upland.

(Musical Ending)

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#1. To: Coral Snake (#0)

Douggie a, bot and Shrubbie goon.

LOL! Great line ..

Zipporah  posted on  2006-03-28   19:14:07 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: All (#0)

These are the two songs that prompted this one. I was trying to get off the song parody thing for a while to develop a reputation as a serious news poster and author. However I couldn't led these two pass by without comment in song myself.

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To: Alouette
Well, I guess I must contibute here.

MIDI - GLAD ALL OVER

The day she confronted...that big machine
It had been the last day...she ever had seen
Now Rachel's flat all over...flat all over
Rachel is flat all over...she lost the fight

Her stupid parents...filled her head with crap
So she's the thickness...of a Thomas Guide map
Now poor Rachel's flat all over...flat all over
Rachel is flat all over...she lost the fight

Little kids she had been filling with hate
Then one day Mr. Bulldozer showed up as her blind date

She showed she really...had a problem with Jews
She didn't like them...we had seen that on the news
Now poor Rachel's flat all over...flat all over
Rachel is flat all over...she lost the fight

Here college professors...gave her one side
Perhaps that's the reason...that Rachel had died
Now Rachel's flat all over...flat all over
Rachel is flat all over...she lost the fight

She took Old Glory...and set it on fire
There were few teardrops...when we saw her expire

Now poor Rachel's flat all over...flat all over
Rachel is flat all over...she lost the fight

Little kids she had been filling with hate
Then one day Mr. Bulldozer showed up as her blind date

Here parents hired...lawyer abu-Hussein
He hopes he's riding...on a great big gravy train
Now poor Rachel's flat all over...flat all over
Rachel is flat all over...she lost the fight

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MIDI - COME A LITTLE BIT CLOSER

In a PLO town was a girl named Rachel Corrie
She was reading to children anti-American stories
She was brainwashed by mom and dad
By a college professor was had
But one day she would run out of luck and things turned out ba-a-ad
Hello, Mr. Bulldozer, you can't touch this house...I'll stand in your way
Hello, Mr. Bulldozer, Jews must be stopped...this will not be your day

She was burning our flag with the little terrorists cheering
And to the scum of the earth she became someone who's quite endearing
She was brainwashed by her mom and dad
By a college professor was had
But one day she would run out of luck and things turned out ba-a-ad
Hello, Mr. Bulldozer, you can't touch this house...I'll stand in your way
Hello, Mr. Bulldozer, Jews must be stopped...this will not be your day
You must wear a hard hat when you work around big equipment
She became a squished pancake...I hope that isn't too flippant
She was brainwashed by mom and dad
By a college professor was had
But one day she would run out of luck and things turned out ba-a-ad

Hello, Mr. Bulldozer, you can't touch this house...I'll stand in your way
Hello, Mr. Bulldozer, Jews must be stopped...this will not be your day

30 posted on 03/27/2006 6:31:42 PM PST by doug from upland (Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
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Coral Snake  posted on  2006-03-28   19:25:51 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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