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Title: Exceptionalism Sagging? American Penises Are Only 59th Biggest In World
Source: zerohedge
URL Source: https://www.zerohedge.com/medical/a ... es-are-only-59th-biggest-world
Published: Apr 23, 2022
Author: Tyler Durden
Post Date: 2022-04-23 06:37:56 by Esso
Keywords: None
Views: 416
Comments: 7

American exceptionalism has led US citizens to believe they're inherently different than the rest of the world. They presume they're the best in everything, but this has proven not to be the case over time. The latest example is penis size. This might be traumatizing for some American males, but the US ranks near the bottom of the list in average penis size.

According to The Sun, citing a new study, Americans have an average erect penis size of 5.35 inches and is shorter than their Ecuadorian, Haitians, French, Germany, Australian, Spanish, and even Indian counterparts. Not too far off from Japanese males at 5.34 inches.

Online pharmacy From Mars developed a new poll from 86 nations and found the US ranked 59th. The largest were Ecuadorians, coming in at a staggering 6.93-inch average erect length. The smallest was Cambodians at just 3.95 inches.

Pharmacist and spokesman Navin Khosla said, "most have wondered at some time or other if their penis is big enough."

"Penis size can have a massive impact on confidence and self-image," Khosla said.

With that in mind, Americans learning their penis size might not be the largest globally could be demoralizing. Being ranked so low on the list, only 1/5 of an inch larger than China's average, is shocking.

And it appears the term "big swinging dick," popularized by the book Liar's Poker, which describes Michael Lewis' experience as a bond trader on Wall Street in the 1980s, isn't the case for American males, but rather Ecuadorians. Who would've ever thought?


Poster Comment:

LOL. I guess I always forget to bring to bring my tape measure up to bed with me. Not bragging or anything, but I've not had too many complaints that I recall.

Do you measure it from the topside or the bottom? That's gonna make a sizeable difference, and to what terminus?

Accuracy matters. That chart was to a hundredth of an inch. (1 image)

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#1. To: All (#0) (Edited)

The comments at ZH are funny. One of the best threads ever. Made me crack a smile on a really crappy day.

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2022-04-23   6:52:07 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Pinguinite, 4um (#0)

And it appears the term "big swinging dick," popularized by the book Liar's Poker, which describes Michael Lewis' experience as a bond trader on Wall Street in the 1980s, isn't the case for American males, but rather Ecuadorians. Who would've ever thought?

Is that true, Pin? Do you have to prove that for citizenship?

Asking for a friend.

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2022-04-23   6:55:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Esso (#0)

As a girl friend told me: It is quality not quaintly.

Darkwing  posted on  2022-04-23   7:28:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Esso (#0)

The research is suspect.

The Truth of 911 Shall Set You Free From The Lie

Horse  posted on  2022-04-23   7:47:11 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: Horse, Lod, Pinguinite, 4um (#4)

The research is suspect.

Yeah, but it's one of the funniest ZH threads since the Tylers did that 'caption this picture' of that little creep from North Korea that I won several years ago. (My caption had something to do with him having the FREEDOM to smoke inside)

I don't normally spend a lot of time thinking about penises, but I thought it was interesting that our fearless leader has one 0.01" longer than mine.

I'm gettin' really old, but it's a new goal. I'm gonna be the first in line at Harbor Freight Tools for my peenee gauge today.

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2022-04-23   8:33:50 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: Esso (#0)

American Penises Are Only 59th Biggest In World

What is 12 inches long and full of maggots?

John Holmes' cock. ROTFLMAO!

"When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one." Edmund Burke

BTP Holdings  posted on  2022-04-23   8:55:09 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: BTP Holdings (#6)

GAK! I've been in probably 30+ countries and didn't get nothin'. Techie Skillethead got the crabs from some chickie-poo at Eglin AFB in Pensacola FL. LOL.

Punk kept a pretty tight leash on me. I miss her so much.

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2022-04-23   9:09:32 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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