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Title: A mature lady gets pulled over for speeding…
Source: Jokes + Road
URL Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYl2-m4VDDQ
Published: Nov 25, 2023
Author: Jokes + Road
Post Date: 2023-11-25 07:52:44 by Esso
Keywords: None
Views: 563
Comments: 26

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Men Really Don’t Care About This CRAP
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#1. To: All (#0)
"Dating, the old fashioned way, was all about face-to-face interaction."
Now they call it rape, 30+ years after the fact. I should memorize Chloe Roma's phone number so she can bail me out of jail after the next date I have.

Baby Boomer Life Skills, That Are Useless Today

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
Esso posted on 2023-11-25 9:55:59 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#2. To: All (#1)

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
Esso posted on 2023-11-25 10:14:38 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#3. To: TommyTheMadArtist, 4um (#2)
I'm surprised they didn't have my name, address, email, phone and SS# in there.

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
Esso posted on 2023-11-25 13:35:39 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#4. To: All (#3)
WOMAN [black eyes, black hair] WANTS MONEY FOR EXISTING? WTH? - Woke World Is Nuts

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
Esso posted on 2023-11-25 14:17:33 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#5. To: All (#4)

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
Esso posted on 2023-11-25 15:57:14 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#6. To: Esso (#0)

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs
Dakmar posted on 2023-11-25 17:12:44 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#7. To: Esso (#5)

Reindeer...Jesus :)
“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs
Dakmar posted on 2023-11-25 17:30:04 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#8. To: Dakmar (#6) (Edited)
Mercedes (2010 Smart) - Check
Color TV - Check
Night(s) on the town - Check
I guess that explains why a girlfriend from 40+ years ago showed up earlier this week (she's still a hot little hammer, just old). And getting a divorce.

"And in the middle of the night we pulled it right back up."

WTH? We're both too old to play hard-to-get. My injuries are shaving years off, she works at Hospital City as a pharmacist, so she's probably clot-shotted up to the max.
She's been living with me since Thanksgiving ended.
“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
Esso posted on 2023-11-25 17:45:54 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#9. To: Esso (#8)
I am embarrassed, I just tripped over extension cord I ran out to driveway to sweep out the Toyo.
The electric box in the living room is about to fall off the wall, has been since I tried to replace it and found out out previous homeowner thought floating box secured only to drywall was fine. I'm not an electrician, but I knew that was crap. I probably should have called a carpenter, because I thought I could secure it to wall with drywall anchors affixed to 1x1.25 strips I broke off a yardstick. It actually was fine for like 5 years until I tripped over it just now and klabloomed the whole thing. Like Yoink/Snappo, move on, lose a turn!
“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs
Dakmar posted on 2023-11-25 18:03:14 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#10. To: Dakmar (#9)
I actually cleaned my toilets today, cut my hair, did laundry (including the half of my towels that I use and put on a new temporary tattoo.
I must be in love. Just kidding, I never stopped loving L, just decided to save the world and get rich at the same time.
I need to get her broke in double-quick, my house is a disaster.
“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
Esso posted on 2023-11-25 18:14:09 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#11. To: Esso (#10)
I broke out my leaf blower, used it as vac/mulcher, but that wasn't enough, so I fired up the mower with bagger, got about 100 gallons of leaves today. Just like last week. Just like next week. Not even my fucking tree. I am getting too old for this shit...
“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs
Dakmar posted on 2023-11-25 18:24:13 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#12. To: Dakmar, Sling Blade, 4um (#11)
SB dialed in my yard a couple weeks ago, I need to get the snow blower and the lawnmower switched around, but I'm tired of being a grown-up.
I want to be this little girl. I'm so jealous of her...
The BEST Chant To MAKE IT SNOW [Cashy, 6 y/o]
“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
Esso posted on 2023-11-25 18:33:55 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#13. To: Esso (#12)
I made the mistake of riding a skateboard when I was young, thinking the ride would last forever, because I had a tow from a minibike. About four minutes later I stopped cheering. I hope the snow is soft for that little girl.
“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs
Dakmar posted on 2023-11-25 18:42:11 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#14. To: Dakmar (#13)
I hope the snow is soft for that little girl.

So far, so good. Little Cashy's seen as much of the world as I have, minus the war zones. Her and her folks are having a riot.

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
Esso posted on 2023-11-25 19:07:16 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#15. To: Dakmar (#13)
The Citroën Ami is My New Favorite Small Car Thing

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
Esso posted on 2023-11-25 19:22:42 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#16. To: All (#15)

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
Esso posted on 2023-11-25 19:29:14 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#17. To: Esso (#15)

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs
Dakmar posted on 2023-11-25 19:29:40 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#18. To: Dakmar (#17)
That's something I've never seen until now.
I'm glad GOOG can hear our phone conversations.

Coolest Wagons of All Time: The 1966 Oldsmobile Toronado Wagon Was a Looker

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
Esso posted on 2023-11-25 19:52:21 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#19. To: All (#18) (Edited)
I think the soy (phyto estrogens) in soy-based baby milk & stuff is what's giving the latest generation of soybois the long, Audrey Hepburn girly-type necks and the ultra-low T counts.
That's not normal.

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
Esso posted on 2023-11-25 20:09:47 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#20. To: Esso (#18)
Coolest Wagons of All Time: The 1966 Oldsmobile Toronado Wagon

I saw that too, kind of cool, but I still think the Opel Manta was best design ever:

Headroom for four passengers, +luggage. 1900cc 4spd=30mpg.
“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs
Dakmar posted on 2023-11-25 20:32:50 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#21. To: Esso (#19)

Why can't we have eternal life
And never die?
“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs
Dakmar posted on 2023-11-25 20:36:47 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#22. To: Esso (#19)

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs
Dakmar posted on 2023-11-25 20:41:01 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#23. To: Esso (#22) (Edited)
I was running my leaf blower in yard vac mode today when I came upon stale biscuits. Should I stop/feel bad about starving birds?
“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs
Dakmar posted on 2023-11-25 20:44:39 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#24. To: Esso (#22)
Let's pester Billy Corgan with letters and cakes, I'm sure he will eventually befriend us and build a lasting bond.
“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs
Dakmar posted on 2023-11-25 20:49:44 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#25. To: Dakmar (#23)
Should I stop/feel bad about starving birds?

Put out some raw rice for them. I hear it makes them explode.
“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
Esso posted on 2023-11-25 20:52:39 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#26. To: Esso (#25)
Man, bridesmaids hate me already, why you too? :)
“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs
Dakmar posted on 2023-11-25 20:55:43 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
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