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Title: Dr. Kimmy's Early Birthday Party!
Source: Cap'n Brandon
URL Source: http://freedom4um.com
Published: Jan 27, 2024
Author: Esso, Dr. Kimmy
Post Date: 2024-01-27 17:49:55 by Esso
Keywords: None
Views: 771
Comments: 37

It's the good doctor's B-Day next week. I went out this morning and got her flowers, it was $195 including snacks and groceries for a couple weeks.

I wanted to take her out to a new bar I saw in New Haven a couple weeks ago on my way to the credit union and see if there was any dancing there, but the weather is really crapping out here.

She should be happy when she comes downstairs, I cleaned a lot of the black stuff out of the tub/shower earlier this week.

Join us for the party!

I can't believe she found me 43 years after drifting apart. The way she did it was genius.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KIM! You better slow down, I think our ages were about 15% apart back in the day, you're probably only a percent and a quarter younger than me now.

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#1. To: Esso, DR Kimmy (#0)

Sunbeams aren't made for me

Dakmar  posted on  2024-01-27   17:54:59 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Dakmar (#1)

I finally got the battery problem resolved in the Tacoma. The 11 y/o battery did take a charge, so I was able to back it out of the garage and get it away from the walls/obstructions.

While I was out yesterday, I stopped at Chip's Auto Repair to ask Chip if I could take the battery out without powering the electronics thru the OBD2 port. He said it'd be OK, so I asked him where was the best place to get a battery. Lo and behold, he just happened to have one. Date code 1-24, Interstate/NAPA $175 inc tax. It only took a deep-well 10mm 1/4" drive socket and wrench to do the job. The worst part was lifting the old one out with my arthritis- riddled hands, the new one had a handle.

You happy now???

Esso  posted on  2024-01-27   18:06:55 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Esso (#2)

I finally got the battery problem resolved in the Tacoma. The 11 y/o battery did take a charge

Derp! The spics next door started the rev-rev-rev spic bullshit 10 minutes ago, so I started yelling "FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE SPIC!" and they went away. I knew that was the right thing to do, lol.

Dakmar  posted on  2024-01-27   18:17:51 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: Dakmar (#4)

I started yelling "FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE SPIC!"

I worry about you. I hope you're kidding. I wouldn't even do something that dangerous.

The 11 y/o battery did take a charge

If I'd have been thinking, I should've had Chip put one of his fancy battery analyzers on it to see what it said. 11 years has to be a record or something. I told Chip, "It's only got 11.000 miles on it (since 2013 new) it should've lasted a lot longer."

"That's not how it works, Pac"

"Well, DUH!"

I wonder what he'll think about the oil? I've only put a thousand miles on it since the last oil change I did, a year and a half ago. Does oil travel through time like batteries, or do the miles count there?

Esso  posted on  2024-01-27   18:33:32 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: Esso (#6)

I worry about you. I hope you're kidding. I wouldn't even do something that dangerous.

They are challenging my authoritah.

Dakmar  posted on  2024-01-27   18:38:16 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: Dakmar (#7)

I know if you let microwave popcorn sit in the cupboard too long the oil gets rancid. Does motor oil do the same thing? I bought some cheap Kroger microwave popcorn a month or so ago and put it in the deep freezer. It really popped good when I made it for Doc a week or so ago.

I thought it might pop in the freezer like a frozen pipe.

Esso  posted on  2024-01-27   18:48:03 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#10. To: Esso (#9)

Oil is oil, ask George Herbert Fucking Walker Rockefeller about your problem, bitch! :)

Dakmar  posted on  2024-01-27   18:54:01 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


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