Coral Snake Song - Marching Through Georgia (To the warmongering keyboard Shermans of FreeRepublic and LibertyPost generally known as BOTS.) Originnal song by Henry Clay Work (1865)
Update Parody by Coral Snake (2006)
TRUELY writing the history of our time
in song to historic music.
Douggie only writes Neo-Con bot propaganda.
Midi: Marching Through Georgia
(Musical Introduction)
(1.)
To the posters for JimRob, with Goldi-Lox along;
Now I write about you in another bashing song,
When you start to sing it, you'll see my venom is strong,
Keyboard commandos of BOT land.
(CHORUS)
No Way! No Way! You'll end the jubilee!
No Way! No Way! You'll make our land un free!
Because you've brought out the hot Elapid side of me,
Keyboard commandos of BOT land.
(2.)
First there is nopardons, and the harpy club she's in!
Her bot turkey gobble is a good place to begin!
We suspect its origin's in a bottle of gin,
Keyboard commandos of BOT land.
(CHORUS)
No Way! No Way! You'll end the jubilee!
No Way! No Way! You'll make our land un free!
Because you've brought out the hot Elapid side of me,
Keyboard commandos of BOT land.
(3.)
Then there's Doug from Upland, the exploiter of bot fears,
Done nothing for Gun Rights now for almost seven years;
When he's banned from eBay We'll be breaking forth in cheers,
Keyboard commandos of BOT land.
(CHORUS)
No Way! No Way! You'll end the jubilee!
No Way! No Way! You'll make our land un free!
Because you've brought out the hot Elapid side of me,
Keyboard commandos of BOT land.
(4.)
Howlin we will not forget, your free press Freeper roast!"
Every banning that you've helped, you really should not boast;
Donations are down for you helped ban the donor host,
Keyboard commandos of BOT land.
(CHORUS)
No Way! No Way! You'll end the jubilee!
No Way! No Way! You'll make our land un free!
Because you've brought out the hot Elapid side of me,
Keyboard commandos of BOT land.
(5.)
Now to Ghost of Quantrill, the bot leader of LP,
Still named for the killer of, Lawrence Kansas I see;
Wonder how you'll like it, when in THIS song you will be,
Keyboard commandos of BOT land.
(CHORUS)
No Way! No Way! You'll end the jubilee!
No Way! No Way! You'll make our land un free!
Because you've brought out the hot Elapid side of me,
Keyboard commandos of BOT land.