Coral Snake Song - Come, Pretty School-Girl! or the Little White Cottage on Evergreen Square (Douggie from Upland reduced to wasting Freeper bandwidth with toilet humor.) 
Writing the history of our time in song to historic music.
Original Song by Henry Clay Work (1882)
Update Parody by Coral Snake (2006)
Midi: Come Pretty School Girl!
Look under 1883
(Musical Introduction)
(1.)
Now at FreeRepublic, see its nature true;
Doug's toilet humor that is quite verging on blue --
From Doug from Upland's mill,
It's bandwidth wasting swill,
As Doug writes toilet humor down in Freeperville.
(CHORUS)
Oh! Doug from Upland's, morals fell today;
And it would be a big one -- a free fall all the way;
Now Doug just writes swill,
Bandwidth wasting shill,
As Doug writes toilet humor down in Freeperville.
(Musical Interlude)
(2.)
Red as roses that are growing on the wall,
Doug from Uplands cheeks, they should now out-blush them all.
Doug's morals have gone nill,
And his songs are now swill,
As Doug writes toilet humor down in Freeperville.
(CHORUS)
Oh! Doug from Upland's, morals fell today;
And it would be a big one -- a free fall all the way;
Now Doug just writes swill,
Bandwidth wasting shill,
As Doug writes toilet humor down in Freeperville.
(Musical Interlude)
(3.)
Now it's time to put the foot down on this blight,
Four 
may occupy Doug's next bite.
For now Douggie will fill,
Bandwidth with sludge and swill,
As Doug writes toilet humor down in Freeperville.
(CHORUS)
Oh! Doug from Upland's, morals fell today;
And it would be a big one -- a free fall all the way;
Now Doug just writes swill,
Bandwidth wasting shill,
As Doug writes toilet humor down in Freeperville.