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Title: 4 Poll: Is masturbation sex?
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URL Source: http://www.freedom4um.com
Published: Sep 5, 2006
Author: 4 poll
Post Date: 2006-09-05 20:57:32 by Zipporah
Keywords: None
Views: 7540
Comments: 88

Okay this may sound well.. ahem a bit odd.. BUT here goes:
Is masturbation sex?
Yes ___
No ___
Poster Comment:
Ahem.. I was conflicted as to what the category should be but what the heck :P
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#1. To: Zipporah (#0)
Well, no ... not unless you're doing it right, that is!
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Enderby posted on 2006-09-05 21:00:06 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#2. To: Enderby (#1)
okay one 'no' :P

Zipporah posted on 2006-09-05 21:01:23 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#3. To: Zipporah (#0)
BJ Klinton said "I did not have sex with that woman, ......Miss Lewinsky."
The mind once expanded by a new idea never returns to its' original size
Itisa1mosttoolate posted on 2006-09-05 21:01:29 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#4. To: Itisa1mosttoolate (#3)
Well thats not exactly the same is it?

Zipporah posted on 2006-09-05 21:02:38 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#5. To: Zipporah (#4)
http://ne ws.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/50000/video/_50772_clinton_vi.ram
RealPlayer
The mind once expanded by a new idea never returns to its' original size
Itisa1mosttoolate posted on 2006-09-05 21:04:27 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#6. To: Itisa1mosttoolate (#5)
okay.. but that isnt what the poll is about..RE Clinton I agree ..that IS sex.. but what of the poll question?

Zipporah posted on 2006-09-05 21:07:04 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#7. To: Zipporah (#0)
Sex? No. A great time? Hell, yes.
Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. www.siameserescue.org

who knows what evil posted on 2006-09-05 21:09:45 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#8. To: All (#7)
...or so I've heard.
Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. www.siameserescue.org

who knows what evil posted on 2006-09-05 21:10:33 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#9. To: Zipporah (#0)
Doesn't "sex" mean two people?
"Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities also has the power to make you commit atrocities." — Voltaire (1694-1778)
YertleTurtle posted on 2006-09-05 21:11:34 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#10. To: who knows what evil (#7)
Yeah, the problem is, after a while, you get sort of blind, and then yu cannn't typ sou gooodd ... eye seam 2 B hafing a lietle bit prollem heere ... ownbhwsn uiojkqi lwdjf jeuwo 48jke r843o3mf ...
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Enderby posted on 2006-09-05 21:13:37 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#11. To: who knows what evil (#7)
Sex? No. A great time? Hell, yes.

Another no! thanks!

Zipporah posted on 2006-09-05 21:14:38 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#12. To: YertleTurtle (#9)
Doesn't "sex" mean two people?

I cant give any opinion here..
so.. a no?

Zipporah posted on 2006-09-05 21:15:30 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#13. To: YertleTurtle (#9)
Doesn't "sex" mean two people?

That was my perspective...
Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. www.siameserescue.org

who knows what evil posted on 2006-09-05 21:16:15 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#14. To: Zipporah (#0)
Need additional info. Are we talking solo, together with a lover, a loser at a computer terminal with one hand in his trousers and the other in the pretzel bag?

Jethro Tull posted on 2006-09-05 21:16:28 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#15. To: Enderby (#10)
Yeah, the problem is, after a while, you get sort of blind, and then yu cannn't typ sou gooodd ... eye seam 2 B hafing a lietle bit prollem heere ... ownbhwsn uiojkqi lwdjf jeuwo 48jke r843o3mf ...

Oh gawd :P

Zipporah posted on 2006-09-05 21:17:04 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#16. To: Jethro Tull (#14)
Need additional info. Are we talking solo, together with a lover, a loser at a computer terminal with one hand in his trousers and the other in the pretzel bag?

ROFLMAO!!
Uh .. solo! ;P

Zipporah posted on 2006-09-05 21:17:33 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#17. To: Jethro Tull (#14)
Need additional info. Are we talking solo, together with a lover, a loser at a computer terminal with one hand in his trousers and the other in the pretzel bag?

I should have thought to ask that. I suppose my "yes" was based on the assumption of mutuality -- my hand in her lap, hers in mine.
"Pretzel bag" ... that's kind of gross. On second thought, strike the "kind of."
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Enderby posted on 2006-09-05 21:20:09 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#18. To: Zipporah (#16)
Solo? I'd say that's sex, but it's like drinking alone. In both cases it's an indicator of a problem.

Jethro Tull posted on 2006-09-05 21:20:34 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#19. To: Zipporah (#16)
Uh .. solo! ;P

I didn't understand ... make mine "no," please.
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Enderby posted on 2006-09-05 21:21:08 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#20. To: Zipporah (#12)
A "no."
"Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities also has the power to make you commit atrocities." — Voltaire (1694-1778)
YertleTurtle posted on 2006-09-05 21:21:36 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#21. To: Enderby (#17)
Never, never, never eat from an open bag left by a computer terminal.

Jethro Tull posted on 2006-09-05 21:23:35 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#22. To: Jethro Tull (#21)
Never, never, never eat from an open bag left by a computer terminal.

I will definitely keep that in mind. Thanks!
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Enderby posted on 2006-09-05 21:27:40 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#23. To: Jethro Tull (#18)
Solo? I'd say that's sex, but it's like drinking alone. In both cases it's an indicator of a problem.

A problem?

Zipporah posted on 2006-09-05 21:29:31 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#24. To: Zipporah (#0)
If I masturbated 200,000 times but never spent any time with a girl, would you say I'd had a lot of sex? No.
Sexual behavior, maybe.
Then again, could I call myself "celibate" under the same circumstances? Hard to say....

Rabble Rouser posted on 2006-09-05 21:32:57 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#25. To: Zipporah (#0)

This could not be sex

However, now we are moving into
dangerous territory
Is it a sin, or sex or memorex
This is all so confusing
"Between 95 and 98 percent of all boys engage in this practice(masturbation) — and the rest have been known to lie."
James Dobson - Source

Is there a 9/11 connection?
Press 1 for English, Press 2 for English, Press 3 for deportation
Uncle Bill posted on 2006-09-05 21:42:34 ET (3 images) Reply Trace Private Reply
#26. To: Rabble Rouser (#24)
f I masturbated 200,000 times but never spent any time with a girl, would you say I'd had a lot of sex? No.
Sexual behavior, maybe.
Then again, could I call myself "celibate" under the same circumstances? Hard to say....

Hmm good points..

Zipporah posted on 2006-09-05 21:44:49 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#27. To: Uncle Bill (#25)
LOL! ahem.. we're going down a different path Im afraid :P

Zipporah posted on 2006-09-05 21:46:21 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#28. To: Rabble Rouser (#24)
If I masturbated 200,000 times

BS!!!!!!!!
You'd be wearing Wally Cox-type eye glasses.....

Jethro Tull posted on 2006-09-05 21:46:53 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#29. To: Zipporah (#0)
Why? Do you wish to have sex, but not sure if masturbation will do the trick?
I'm normally not this easy, but for you, well... if you really want to have sex, I can help.
Do I hear a fat lady singing?
Critter posted on 2006-09-05 21:48:26 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#30. To: Jethro Tull (#28)
I have sex alone, all by myself!
And I mean when I have sex alone, I don't need nobody else!

Rabble Rouser posted on 2006-09-05 21:49:50 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#31. To: Jethro Tull (#28)
"You'd be wearing Wally Cox-type eye glasses.....

Bwaahahahaha!!!! LOL!
Press 1 for English, Press 2 for English, Press 3 for deportation
Uncle Bill posted on 2006-09-05 21:50:04 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#32. To: Critter (#29)
Why? Do you wish to have sex, but not sure if masturbation will do the trick?
I'm normally not this easy, but for you, well... if you really want to have sex, I can help.

Oh a volunteer? :P
Im seriously curious as to what people think on this.. long story :P

Zipporah posted on 2006-09-05 21:50:23 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#33. To: Jethro Tull (#28)
You'd be wearing Wally Cox-type eye glasses.....

I was 12 years old, in 6th grade, when the school nurse said I might need glasses... I almost shit myself.
Do I hear a fat lady singing?
Critter posted on 2006-09-05 21:51:38 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#34. To: Zipporah (#32)
Im seriously curious...

Me too. I really wonder what you'd be like. ;)
Solo? Not sex. Relief maybe, but not sex. hehehe
Do I hear a fat lady singing?
Critter posted on 2006-09-05 21:53:11 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#35. To: Critter (#34)
Me too. I really wonder what you'd be like. ;)
Solo? Not sex. Relief maybe, but not sex. hehehe

OH my.. ;)
okay a no :P

Zipporah posted on 2006-09-05 21:55:02 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#36. To: Rabble Rouser (#30)
And I mean when I have sex alone, I don't need nobody else!

Not to mention you must save a fortune on drinks.
Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. www.siameserescue.org

who knows what evil posted on 2006-09-05 21:59:32 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#37. To: who knows what evil (#36)
Not to mention you must save a fortune on drinks.

LOL!

Zipporah posted on 2006-09-05 22:01:17 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#38. To: Zipporah (#32)
Im seriously curious as to what people think on this.. long story :P

If you've got some sort of cash bet going on, and you win; you owe ALL of us dinner. :-)
Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. www.siameserescue.org

who knows what evil posted on 2006-09-05 22:01:38 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#39. To: who knows what evil (#38)
If you've got some sort of cash bet going on, and you win; you owe ALL of us dinner. :-)

Welllllll.. not dinner.. :P

Zipporah posted on 2006-09-05 22:03:53 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
#40. To: Zipporah (#0)
Is masturbation sex?

I think only if you are Catholic.
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