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Title: 4 Poll: Is masturbation sex?
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URL Source: http://www.freedom4um.com
Published: Sep 5, 2006
Author: 4 poll
Post Date: 2006-09-05 20:57:32 by Zipporah
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Views: 7775
Comments: 88

Okay this may sound well.. ahem a bit odd.. BUT here goes:

Is masturbation sex?

Yes ___

No ___


Poster Comment:

Ahem.. I was conflicted as to what the category should be but what the heck :P

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#16. To: Jethro Tull (#14)

Need additional info. Are we talking solo, together with a lover, a loser at a computer terminal with one hand in his trousers and the other in the pretzel bag?

ROFLMAO!!

Uh .. solo! ;P

Zipporah  posted on  2006-09-05   21:17:33 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#17. To: Jethro Tull (#14)

Need additional info. Are we talking solo, together with a lover, a loser at a computer terminal with one hand in his trousers and the other in the pretzel bag?

I should have thought to ask that. I suppose my "yes" was based on the assumption of mutuality -- my hand in her lap, hers in mine.

"Pretzel bag" ... that's kind of gross. On second thought, strike the "kind of."

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Enderby  posted on  2006-09-05   21:20:09 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#18. To: Zipporah (#16)

Solo? I'd say that's sex, but it's like drinking alone. In both cases it's an indicator of a problem.

Jethro Tull  posted on  2006-09-05   21:20:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#19. To: Zipporah (#16)

Uh .. solo! ;P

I didn't understand ... make mine "no," please.

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Enderby  posted on  2006-09-05   21:21:08 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#20. To: Zipporah (#12)

A "no."

"Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities also has the power to make you commit atrocities." — Voltaire (1694-1778)

YertleTurtle  posted on  2006-09-05   21:21:36 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#21. To: Enderby (#17)

Never, never, never eat from an open bag left by a computer terminal.

Jethro Tull  posted on  2006-09-05   21:23:35 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#22. To: Jethro Tull (#21)

Never, never, never eat from an open bag left by a computer terminal.

I will definitely keep that in mind. Thanks!

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Enderby  posted on  2006-09-05   21:27:40 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#23. To: Jethro Tull (#18)

Solo? I'd say that's sex, but it's like drinking alone. In both cases it's an indicator of a problem.

A problem?

Zipporah  posted on  2006-09-05   21:29:31 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#24. To: Zipporah (#0)

If I masturbated 200,000 times but never spent any time with a girl, would you say I'd had a lot of sex? No.

Sexual behavior, maybe.

Then again, could I call myself "celibate" under the same circumstances? Hard to say....

Rabble Rouser  posted on  2006-09-05   21:32:57 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#25. To: Zipporah (#0)


This could not be sex


However, now we are moving into
dangerous territory

Is it a sin, or sex or memorex

This is all so confusing

"Between 95 and 98 percent of all boys engage in this practice(masturbation) — and the rest have been known to lie."
James Dobson - Source


Is there a 9/11 connection?

Press 1 for English, Press 2 for English, Press 3 for deportation

Uncle Bill  posted on  2006-09-05   21:42:34 ET  (3 images) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#26. To: Rabble Rouser (#24)

f I masturbated 200,000 times but never spent any time with a girl, would you say I'd had a lot of sex? No.

Sexual behavior, maybe.

Then again, could I call myself "celibate" under the same circumstances? Hard to say....

Hmm good points..

Zipporah  posted on  2006-09-05   21:44:49 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#27. To: Uncle Bill (#25)

LOL! ahem.. we're going down a different path Im afraid :P

Zipporah  posted on  2006-09-05   21:46:21 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#28. To: Rabble Rouser (#24)

If I masturbated 200,000 times

BS!!!!!!!!

You'd be wearing Wally Cox-type eye glasses.....

Jethro Tull  posted on  2006-09-05   21:46:53 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#29. To: Zipporah (#0)

Why? Do you wish to have sex, but not sure if masturbation will do the trick?

I'm normally not this easy, but for you, well... if you really want to have sex, I can help.

Do I hear a fat lady singing?

Critter  posted on  2006-09-05   21:48:26 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#30. To: Jethro Tull (#28)

I have sex alone, all by myself!
And I mean when I have sex alone, I don't need nobody else!

Rabble Rouser  posted on  2006-09-05   21:49:50 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#31. To: Jethro Tull (#28)

"You'd be wearing Wally Cox-type eye glasses.....

Bwaahahahaha!!!! LOL!

Press 1 for English, Press 2 for English, Press 3 for deportation

Uncle Bill  posted on  2006-09-05   21:50:04 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#32. To: Critter (#29)

Why? Do you wish to have sex, but not sure if masturbation will do the trick?

I'm normally not this easy, but for you, well... if you really want to have sex, I can help.

Oh a volunteer? :P

Im seriously curious as to what people think on this.. long story :P

Zipporah  posted on  2006-09-05   21:50:23 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#33. To: Jethro Tull (#28)

You'd be wearing Wally Cox-type eye glasses.....

I was 12 years old, in 6th grade, when the school nurse said I might need glasses... I almost shit myself.

Do I hear a fat lady singing?

Critter  posted on  2006-09-05   21:51:38 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#34. To: Zipporah (#32)

Im seriously curious...

Me too. I really wonder what you'd be like. ;)

Solo? Not sex. Relief maybe, but not sex. hehehe

Do I hear a fat lady singing?

Critter  posted on  2006-09-05   21:53:11 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#35. To: Critter (#34)

Me too. I really wonder what you'd be like. ;)

Solo? Not sex. Relief maybe, but not sex. hehehe

OH my.. ;)

okay a no :P

Zipporah  posted on  2006-09-05   21:55:02 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#36. To: Rabble Rouser (#30)

And I mean when I have sex alone, I don't need nobody else!

Not to mention you must save a fortune on drinks.

Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. www.siameserescue.org

who knows what evil  posted on  2006-09-05   21:59:32 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#37. To: who knows what evil (#36)

Not to mention you must save a fortune on drinks.

LOL!

Zipporah  posted on  2006-09-05   22:01:17 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#38. To: Zipporah (#32)

Im seriously curious as to what people think on this.. long story :P

If you've got some sort of cash bet going on, and you win; you owe ALL of us dinner. :-)

Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. www.siameserescue.org

who knows what evil  posted on  2006-09-05   22:01:38 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#39. To: who knows what evil (#38)

If you've got some sort of cash bet going on, and you win; you owe ALL of us dinner. :-)

Welllllll.. not dinner.. :P

Zipporah  posted on  2006-09-05   22:03:53 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#40. To: Zipporah (#0)

Is masturbation sex?

I think only if you are Catholic.

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...  posted on  2006-09-05   22:04:05 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#41. To: Zipporah (#0)

You do meet meat a nicer class of people.

Lod  posted on  2006-09-05   22:04:37 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#42. To: ... (#40)

I think only if you are Catholic.

Uh another no ?? :P

Zipporah  posted on  2006-09-05   22:07:13 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#43. To: lodwick (#41)

LOL!

Zipporah  posted on  2006-09-05   22:07:29 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#44. To: lodwick (#41)

You do meet meat a nicer class of people.

ROTF...that was damn near a perfectly good bowl of bedtime cereal all over my keyboard.

Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. www.siameserescue.org

who knows what evil  posted on  2006-09-05   22:10:05 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#45. To: Spankers and Wankers here (#43)

I am saddened to learn of this Onanist turn on our once great 4um -

Shame on you all.

And back to the business at hand.

Cheers.

Lod  posted on  2006-09-05   22:14:02 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#46. To: who knows what evil (#36)

Not to mention you must save a fortune on drinks.

No, 'cause I drink alone, too.

Get myself drunk and then I take advantage of me.

In the morning I leave without saying goodbye or anything. Easier that way. These are jaded, impersonal times we live in.

Rabble Rouser  posted on  2006-09-05   22:15:10 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#47. To: who knows what evil (#44)

Apologies.

Cheeri-O's.

Lod  posted on  2006-09-05   22:18:03 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#48. To: lodwick (#47)

Cheeri-O's.

Close...Cascadian Farms' Organic Honey Nut O's. No sugar, no guilt.

Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. www.siameserescue.org

who knows what evil  posted on  2006-09-05   22:23:19 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#49. To: Uncle Bill (#25)

"Between 95 and 98 percent of all boys engage in this practice(masturbation) — and the rest have been known to lie."

Why do 14 year old boys masturbate?

Practice for when they get married.

tosh  posted on  2006-09-06   0:09:42 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#50. To: Zipporah (#0)

God I hope so, because for some people, it's the only sex they'll ever get.

What's that Mr. Nipples? You want me to ask the nice lady about her rack?.

TommyTheMadArtist  posted on  2006-09-06   0:10:26 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#51. To: Rabble Rouser (#46)

i am amazed guys have so many words for it:

slam the ham
beat the meat
flog the dog
choke the chicken
polish the knob
etc.

there are about 100 more but i can't think of them now.

Morgana le Fay  posted on  2006-09-06   0:17:16 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#52. To: Morgana le Fay (#51)

slam the ham beat the meat flog the dog choke the chicken polish the knob etc.

??????????????????????

Are you researching for a thesis? I got to get out more I guess.

tom007  posted on  2006-09-06   0:23:25 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#53. To: Zipporah (#0)

Is masturbation sex?

That depends.

If you're hung like TLBSHOW, it's a comedy.

If you're hung like Fred Mertz, then it's a matinée. Entrance is in the rear.

If you do it to vent, then it's therapy.

If you're AKA Stone, it's a sin and we'll all burn in Hell.

If you're Fahey, it's because the lady boy said, "no".

If you're a woman, I'm an instructor.

It also depends on who you think about while doing it. Can it be considered group sex if you think about multiple people?

For me, it was just a way to gain enrollment at the Braille Institute.

"Life is tough. Life is tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
"The ignorance of one voter in a democracy impairs the security of all." - John F. Kennedy

82Marine89  posted on  2006-09-06   0:51:31 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#54. To: Morgana le Fay (#51)

i am amazed guys have so many words for it:

What do girls call what they do? hehehe

Do I hear a fat lady singing?

Critter  posted on  2006-09-06   0:54:17 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#55. To: 82Marine89 (#53)

For me, it was just a way to gain enrollment at the Braille Institute.

Were you accepted or rejected? ;0)

"Never has so much military and economic and diplomatic power been used so ineffectively, and if after all of this time, and all of this sacrifice, and all of this support, there is still no end in sight, then I say the time has come for the American people to turn to new leadership not tied to the mistakes and policies of the past." Richard M. Nixon

BTP Holdings  posted on  2006-09-06   0:56:13 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#56. To: Critter (#54)

"What do girls call what they do? hehehe"

Supporting your local soft glass crafter in buying his alibi items he has to keep the Ashcrofts of the world out of his glass pipe trade perhaps?

Ferret Mike  posted on  2006-09-06   0:58:01 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  



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