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Title: 4 Poll: Is masturbation sex?
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URL Source: http://www.freedom4um.com
Published: Sep 5, 2006
Author: 4 poll
Post Date: 2006-09-05 20:57:32 by Zipporah
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Views: 7784
Comments: 88

Okay this may sound well.. ahem a bit odd.. BUT here goes:

Is masturbation sex?

Yes ___

No ___


Poster Comment:

Ahem.. I was conflicted as to what the category should be but what the heck :P

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#32. To: Critter (#29)

Why? Do you wish to have sex, but not sure if masturbation will do the trick?

I'm normally not this easy, but for you, well... if you really want to have sex, I can help.

Oh a volunteer? :P

Im seriously curious as to what people think on this.. long story :P

Zipporah  posted on  2006-09-05   21:50:23 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#33. To: Jethro Tull (#28)

You'd be wearing Wally Cox-type eye glasses.....

I was 12 years old, in 6th grade, when the school nurse said I might need glasses... I almost shit myself.

Do I hear a fat lady singing?

Critter  posted on  2006-09-05   21:51:38 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#34. To: Zipporah (#32)

Im seriously curious...

Me too. I really wonder what you'd be like. ;)

Solo? Not sex. Relief maybe, but not sex. hehehe

Do I hear a fat lady singing?

Critter  posted on  2006-09-05   21:53:11 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#35. To: Critter (#34)

Me too. I really wonder what you'd be like. ;)

Solo? Not sex. Relief maybe, but not sex. hehehe

OH my.. ;)

okay a no :P

Zipporah  posted on  2006-09-05   21:55:02 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#36. To: Rabble Rouser (#30)

And I mean when I have sex alone, I don't need nobody else!

Not to mention you must save a fortune on drinks.

Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. www.siameserescue.org

who knows what evil  posted on  2006-09-05   21:59:32 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#37. To: who knows what evil (#36)

Not to mention you must save a fortune on drinks.

LOL!

Zipporah  posted on  2006-09-05   22:01:17 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#38. To: Zipporah (#32)

Im seriously curious as to what people think on this.. long story :P

If you've got some sort of cash bet going on, and you win; you owe ALL of us dinner. :-)

Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. www.siameserescue.org

who knows what evil  posted on  2006-09-05   22:01:38 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#39. To: who knows what evil (#38)

If you've got some sort of cash bet going on, and you win; you owe ALL of us dinner. :-)

Welllllll.. not dinner.. :P

Zipporah  posted on  2006-09-05   22:03:53 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#40. To: Zipporah (#0)

Is masturbation sex?

I think only if you are Catholic.

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...  posted on  2006-09-05   22:04:05 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#41. To: Zipporah (#0)

You do meet meat a nicer class of people.

Lod  posted on  2006-09-05   22:04:37 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#42. To: ... (#40)

I think only if you are Catholic.

Uh another no ?? :P

Zipporah  posted on  2006-09-05   22:07:13 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#43. To: lodwick (#41)

LOL!

Zipporah  posted on  2006-09-05   22:07:29 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#44. To: lodwick (#41)

You do meet meat a nicer class of people.

ROTF...that was damn near a perfectly good bowl of bedtime cereal all over my keyboard.

Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. www.siameserescue.org

who knows what evil  posted on  2006-09-05   22:10:05 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#45. To: Spankers and Wankers here (#43)

I am saddened to learn of this Onanist turn on our once great 4um -

Shame on you all.

And back to the business at hand.

Cheers.

Lod  posted on  2006-09-05   22:14:02 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#46. To: who knows what evil (#36)

Not to mention you must save a fortune on drinks.

No, 'cause I drink alone, too.

Get myself drunk and then I take advantage of me.

In the morning I leave without saying goodbye or anything. Easier that way. These are jaded, impersonal times we live in.

Rabble Rouser  posted on  2006-09-05   22:15:10 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#47. To: who knows what evil (#44)

Apologies.

Cheeri-O's.

Lod  posted on  2006-09-05   22:18:03 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#48. To: lodwick (#47)

Cheeri-O's.

Close...Cascadian Farms' Organic Honey Nut O's. No sugar, no guilt.

Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. www.siameserescue.org

who knows what evil  posted on  2006-09-05   22:23:19 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#49. To: Uncle Bill (#25)

"Between 95 and 98 percent of all boys engage in this practice(masturbation) — and the rest have been known to lie."

Why do 14 year old boys masturbate?

Practice for when they get married.

tosh  posted on  2006-09-06   0:09:42 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#50. To: Zipporah (#0)

God I hope so, because for some people, it's the only sex they'll ever get.

What's that Mr. Nipples? You want me to ask the nice lady about her rack?.

TommyTheMadArtist  posted on  2006-09-06   0:10:26 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#51. To: Rabble Rouser (#46)

i am amazed guys have so many words for it:

slam the ham
beat the meat
flog the dog
choke the chicken
polish the knob
etc.

there are about 100 more but i can't think of them now.

Morgana le Fay  posted on  2006-09-06   0:17:16 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#52. To: Morgana le Fay (#51)

slam the ham beat the meat flog the dog choke the chicken polish the knob etc.

??????????????????????

Are you researching for a thesis? I got to get out more I guess.

tom007  posted on  2006-09-06   0:23:25 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#53. To: Zipporah (#0)

Is masturbation sex?

That depends.

If you're hung like TLBSHOW, it's a comedy.

If you're hung like Fred Mertz, then it's a matinée. Entrance is in the rear.

If you do it to vent, then it's therapy.

If you're AKA Stone, it's a sin and we'll all burn in Hell.

If you're Fahey, it's because the lady boy said, "no".

If you're a woman, I'm an instructor.

It also depends on who you think about while doing it. Can it be considered group sex if you think about multiple people?

For me, it was just a way to gain enrollment at the Braille Institute.

"Life is tough. Life is tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
"The ignorance of one voter in a democracy impairs the security of all." - John F. Kennedy

82Marine89  posted on  2006-09-06   0:51:31 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#54. To: Morgana le Fay (#51)

i am amazed guys have so many words for it:

What do girls call what they do? hehehe

Do I hear a fat lady singing?

Critter  posted on  2006-09-06   0:54:17 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#55. To: 82Marine89 (#53)

For me, it was just a way to gain enrollment at the Braille Institute.

Were you accepted or rejected? ;0)

"Never has so much military and economic and diplomatic power been used so ineffectively, and if after all of this time, and all of this sacrifice, and all of this support, there is still no end in sight, then I say the time has come for the American people to turn to new leadership not tied to the mistakes and policies of the past." Richard M. Nixon

BTP Holdings  posted on  2006-09-06   0:56:13 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#56. To: Critter (#54)

"What do girls call what they do? hehehe"

Supporting your local soft glass crafter in buying his alibi items he has to keep the Ashcrofts of the world out of his glass pipe trade perhaps?

Ferret Mike  posted on  2006-09-06   0:58:01 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#57. To: BTP Holdings (#55)

I'm going to graduate with honors. [:{)

"Life is tough. Life is tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
"The ignorance of one voter in a democracy impairs the security of all." - John F. Kennedy

82Marine89  posted on  2006-09-06   0:58:02 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#58. To: 82Marine89 (#53)

If you're hung like TLBSHOW, it's a comedy.

If you're hung like Fred Mertz, then it's a matinée.

You been peeking in their showers again marine?

Do I hear a fat lady singing?

Critter  posted on  2006-09-06   0:58:03 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#59. To: Critter (#54)

What do girls call what they do? hehehe

THEY NEVER DO. AND THEY DON'T POOP EITHER. (They might pee every now and then, but it's really not their fault).

Whatever you do , do not let them into the house if you have new carpet, they will wreck it in no time.

tom007  posted on  2006-09-06   1:00:26 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#60. To: tom007 (#59)

They don't fart and they don't burp. Therefore, they bitch, or they will explode.

Do I hear a fat lady singing?

Critter  posted on  2006-09-06   1:02:57 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#61. To: Zipporah (#0)

Is masturbation sex?

Nothing like coming home from a hard day at work throwing a DVD in and FF to Lili von Shtupp and..... Hey! I'm I the only one with Blazing Saddles on DVD?

I'm not ready to make nice

Hmmmmm  posted on  2006-09-06   1:03:29 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#62. To: All, zipporah (#59)

Whatever you do , do not let them into the house if you have new carpet, they will wreck it in no time.

Please don't ban me. I take it all back. I have ruined more carpet than.....

tom007  posted on  2006-09-06   1:06:25 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#63. To: tom007 (#52)

slam the ham beat the meat flog the dog choke the chicken polish the knob etc.

??????????????????????

tickle the baby leg

Morgana le Fay  posted on  2006-09-06   1:14:26 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#64. To: Hmmmmm (#61)

FF to Lili von Shtupp and

FF? Dare I ask? lol

Do I hear a fat lady singing?

Critter  posted on  2006-09-06   1:17:00 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#65. To: Morgana le Fay (#63)

*click*click*click*click*click*click*click*click(Why you can't have troops to to combat with double Prince Albert piercings) *click*click*click*click*click*click*click*click

Ferret Mike  posted on  2006-09-06   1:18:02 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#66. To: Ferret Mike (#65)

*click*click*click*click*click*click*click*click(Why you can't have troops to to combat with double Prince Albert piercings)

ok. i am naive. could you explain this?

Morgana le Fay  posted on  2006-09-06   1:22:21 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#67. To: Zipporah (#0)

These days you can't be too careful. Unfortunatly I don't know who I've been with.

I'm not ready to make nice

Hmmmmm  posted on  2006-09-06   1:25:12 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#68. To: Hmmmmm (#67)

These days you can't be too careful. Unfortunatly I don't know who I've been with.

(still laughing, and I have no other comment)

"If there’s another 9/11 or a major war in the Middle-East involving a U.S. attack on Iran, I have no doubt that there will be, the day after or within days an equivalent of a Reichstag fire decree that will involve massive detentions in this country."

- Daniel Ellsberg Author, Pentagon Papers

robin  posted on  2006-09-06   1:40:36 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#69. To: Morgana le Fay (#63)

tickle the baby leg

Pound the Potato

Minerva  posted on  2006-09-06   1:40:40 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#70. To: Morgana le Fay (#66)

"ok. i am naive. could you explain this?"

A double Prince Albert is two rings through the opening in a penis. It not only rattles when the owner rocks it, they usually have to sit to pee with that piercing too..

Ferret Mike  posted on  2006-09-06   1:46:08 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#71. To: Morgana le Fay (#66)

Google 'prince albert piercing', I think I'll skip posting a picture of that.

Ferret Mike  posted on  2006-09-06   1:51:54 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#72. To: Ferret Mike (#71)

i will take your word for it.

Morgana le Fay  posted on  2006-09-06   2:03:24 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  



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