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Title: 4 Poll: Is masturbation sex?
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URL Source: http://www.freedom4um.com
Published: Sep 5, 2006
Author: 4 poll
Post Date: 2006-09-05 20:57:32 by Zipporah
Keywords: None
Views: 7788
Comments: 88

Okay this may sound well.. ahem a bit odd.. BUT here goes:

Is masturbation sex?

Yes ___

No ___


Poster Comment:

Ahem.. I was conflicted as to what the category should be but what the heck :P

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#24. To: Zipporah (#0)

If I masturbated 200,000 times but never spent any time with a girl, would you say I'd had a lot of sex? No.

Sexual behavior, maybe.

Then again, could I call myself "celibate" under the same circumstances? Hard to say....

Rabble Rouser  posted on  2006-09-05   21:32:57 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#28. To: Rabble Rouser (#24)

If I masturbated 200,000 times

BS!!!!!!!!

You'd be wearing Wally Cox-type eye glasses.....

Jethro Tull  posted on  2006-09-05   21:46:53 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#30. To: Jethro Tull (#28)

I have sex alone, all by myself!
And I mean when I have sex alone, I don't need nobody else!

Rabble Rouser  posted on  2006-09-05   21:49:50 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#36. To: Rabble Rouser (#30)

And I mean when I have sex alone, I don't need nobody else!

Not to mention you must save a fortune on drinks.

who knows what evil  posted on  2006-09-05   21:59:32 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#46. To: who knows what evil (#36)

Not to mention you must save a fortune on drinks.

No, 'cause I drink alone, too.

Get myself drunk and then I take advantage of me.

In the morning I leave without saying goodbye or anything. Easier that way. These are jaded, impersonal times we live in.

Rabble Rouser  posted on  2006-09-05   22:15:10 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#51. To: Rabble Rouser (#46)

i am amazed guys have so many words for it:

slam the ham
beat the meat
flog the dog
choke the chicken
polish the knob
etc.

there are about 100 more but i can't think of them now.

Morgana le Fay  posted on  2006-09-06   0:17:16 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#54. To: Morgana le Fay (#51)

i am amazed guys have so many words for it:

What do girls call what they do? hehehe

Critter  posted on  2006-09-06   0:54:17 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#59. To: Critter (#54)

What do girls call what they do? hehehe

THEY NEVER DO. AND THEY DON'T POOP EITHER. (They might pee every now and then, but it's really not their fault).

Whatever you do , do not let them into the house if you have new carpet, they will wreck it in no time.

tom007  posted on  2006-09-06   1:00:26 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


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#60. To: tom007 (#59)

They don't fart and they don't burp. Therefore, they bitch, or they will explode.

Critter  posted on  2006-09-06 01:02:57 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#62. To: All, zipporah (#59)

Whatever you do , do not let them into the house if you have new carpet, they will wreck it in no time.

Please don't ban me. I take it all back. I have ruined more carpet than.....

tom007  posted on  2006-09-06 01:06:25 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


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