Coral Snake Song - Beautiful Rose (One of Doug From Upland's heroes, Rummy the Aspartame serial poisoner!!!, Hint Douggie, Sandy Burger is NOT the only pants stuffer in the phony two party system!!!) 
Writing the history of our time in song to historic music.
Original song by Henry Clay Work (1861)
Update Parody by Coral Snake (2006)
Midi: Beautiful Rose
Look under 1861
Through Donald Rumsfeld!!!
(Musical Introduction)
(1.)
Douggie from Upland, dumped the gun rights cause,
For the Neo-Con lies.
With their harrassments, of old ladies on planes--
And their domestic spies!
But of Doug's heroes, one really stands out.
Who'se bank account was swelled;
By the poison which, gave him the nickname--
Aspartame Don Rumsfeld!
(CHORUS)
Donald Rumsfeld! Don Rummy Rumsfeld!
Pushed Aspartame all the way!
Even though he knew--it's equivalent to,
Swimming with a stingray!
(2.)
Aspartame studies, said it was unsafe,
And best for killing ants;
We are suspecting, Sandy Burger's way--
They left in Rummy's pants.
So to avoid the FDA's verdict--
Firmly and flatly, "No!"
And so the poison got fully approved--
Don Rumsfeld made it so.
(CHORUS)
Donald Rumsfeld! Don Rummy Rumsfeld!
Pushed Aspartame all the way!
Even though he knew--it's equivalent to,
Swimming with a stingray!
(3.)
Rummy, he got the studies in the dawn,
Filched with his skillful hand;
Then down his pants, and to the shredder gone--
Aspartame won't be banned.
Shredding the studies--gave Rummy his gold--
Through poison day by day;
Then of the sheeple, they would now be culled--
Many would pass away.
(CHORUS)
Donald Rumsfeld! Don Rummy Rumsfeld!
Pushed Aspartame all the way!
Even though he knew--it's equivalent to,
Swimming with a stingray!
