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Title: School Mistakes Huge Burrito for a Weapon
Source: Yahoo News
URL Source: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/burrito_ ... 26s0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA2bm5xNHVjB
Published: Apr 29, 2005
Author: AP
Post Date: 2005-04-29 22:36:43 by Zipporah
Keywords: Mistakes, Burrito, School
Views: 201
Comments: 56

CLOVIS, N.M. - A call about a possible weapon at a middle school prompted police to put armed officers on rooftops, close nearby streets and lock down the school. All over a giant burrito.

Someone called authorities Thursday after seeing a boy carrying something long and wrapped into Marshall Junior High.

The drama ended two hours later when the suspicious item was identified as a 30-inch burrito filled with steak, guacamole, lettuce, salsa and jalapenos and wrapped inside tin foil and a white T-shirt.

"I didn't know whether to laugh or cry," school Principal Diana Russell said.

State police, Clovis police and the Curry County Sheriff's Department arrived at the school shortly after 8:30 a.m. They searched the premises and determined there was no immediate danger.

In the meantime, more than 30 parents, alerted by a radio report, descended on the school. Visibly shaken, they gathered around in a semi-circle, straining their necks, awaiting news.

"There needs to be security before the kids walk through the door," said Heather Black, whose son attends the school.

After the lockdown was lifted but before the burrito was identified as the culprit, parents pulled 75 students out of school, Russell said.

Russell said the mystery was solved after she brought everyone in the school together in the auditorium to explain what was going on.

"The kid was sitting there as I'm describing this (report of a student with a suspicious package) and he's thinking, 'Oh, my gosh, they're talking about my burrito.'"

Afterward, eighth-grader Michael Morrissey approached her.

"He said, 'I think I'm the person they saw,'" Russell said.

The burrito was part of Morrissey's extra-credit assignment to create commercial advertising for a product.

"We had to make up a product and it could have been anything. I made up a restaurant that specialized in oddly large burritos," Morrissey said.

After students heard the description of what police were looking for, he and his friends began to make the connection. He then took the burrito to the office.

"The police saw it and everyone just started laughing. It was a laughter of relief," Morrissey said.

"Oh, and I have a new nickname now. It's Burrito Boy."

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#1. To: Zipporah (#0)

School Mistakes Huge Burrito for a Weapon

I just know theres a joke here somewhere.

justlurking  posted on  2005-04-29   22:51:22 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: justlurking, CAPPSMADNESS (#1)

I just know theres a joke here somewhere.

Hmm.. I know.. Where oh where is CAPPS when ya need her ??:P

Zipporah  posted on  2005-04-29   22:54:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Zipporah (#2)

Capps and Sam

justlurking  posted on  2005-04-29   22:58:56 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Zipporah, *Utter Nonsense* (#2)

santificado mierda! The lad was a packin'!

exactly where was this HUGE burrito hidden???

I need some help here!

CAPPSMADNESS  posted on  2005-04-29   22:59:02 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: All, *Thread Pirates* (#4)

Pinging all Pirates!!!! Thar be a joke in here somewhere!!!!

CAPPSMADNESS  posted on  2005-04-29   22:59:39 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: CAPPSMADNESS (#4)

WELL the only thing I could think of.. was hmm is that a HUGE burrito or are ya just glad to see me?? :P

Zipporah  posted on  2005-04-29   23:00:19 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: CAPPSMADNESS (#4)

exactly where was this HUGE burrito hidden???

I need some help here!

Thats what I am talking about. LOLOL

justlurking  posted on  2005-04-29   23:00:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: justlurking, *LP Fag Funnies* (#7)

Hey all y'all - ya think maybe this could be up your er.... ally???

=0)

CAPPSMADNESS  posted on  2005-04-29   23:02:51 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: CAPPSMADNESS (#5)

justlurking  posted on  2005-04-29   23:03:25 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#10. To: justlurking (#7)

está eso al burrito grande o es usted alegre verme??

Zipporah  posted on  2005-04-29   23:04:28 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#11. To: Zipporah (#10)

justlurking  posted on  2005-04-29   23:08:22 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#12. To: justlurking (#9)

well in case of emergency......

CAPPSMADNESS  posted on  2005-04-29   23:09:35 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#13. To: Zipporah (#2)

I wonder if they would have evacuated the scholl in fear of a gas leak AFTER he ate it???

It's probobly best they disarmed him - burritos can be "explosive" in certain people.....

CAPPSMADNESS  posted on  2005-04-29   23:10:46 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#14. To: justlurking (#11)

LOL!

Zipporah  posted on  2005-04-29   23:10:56 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#15. To: CAPPSMADNESS (#12)

He can pirate a thread any day ! WOOHOO!

justlurking  posted on  2005-04-29   23:12:05 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#16. To: Zipporah (#0)

If anything, it was a BIOLOGICAL weapon!

Mr Nuke Buzzcut  posted on  2005-04-29   23:12:20 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#17. To: CAPPSMADNESS (#13)

I wonder if they would have evacuated the scholl in fear of a gas leak AFTER he ate it???

It's probobly best they disarmed him - burritos can be "explosive" in certain people.....

Hmm ..maybe a new dress code?! :P

Zipporah  posted on  2005-04-29   23:12:57 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#18. To: Zipporah (#14)

Burritos As Big As Your Head

Which just BEGS the question..............

justlurking  posted on  2005-04-29   23:13:24 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#19. To: justlurking (#18)

Which just BEGS the question..............

........... DO tell!

;0)

CAPPSMADNESS  posted on  2005-04-29   23:14:29 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#20. To: justlurking (#15)

He can pirate a thread any day ! WOOHOO!

Aye me Matey - remember, he's the CABIN BOY!

can't have him bein' captain - he'd escape!

CAPPSMADNESS  posted on  2005-04-29   23:15:36 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#21. To: CAPPSMADNESS, Zipp (#19)

justlurking  posted on  2005-04-29   23:17:39 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#22. To: justlurking (#21)

???

CAPPSMADNESS  posted on  2005-04-29   23:18:48 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#23. To: CAPPSMADNESS (#20)

he's the CABIN BOY!

Cabin Boy it is. Don't want him escaping.

justlurking  posted on  2005-04-29   23:19:47 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#24. To: justlurking (#18)

Which just BEGS the question..............

:P

Zipporah  posted on  2005-04-29   23:20:00 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#25. To: CAPPSMADNESS (#22)

justlurking  posted on  2005-04-29   23:24:39 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#26. To: justlurking (#25)

Oh yea???

CAPPSMADNESS  posted on  2005-04-29   23:30:59 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#27. To: CAPPSMADNESS (#26)

well damn, someone could get hurt with that! LOL!

justlurking  posted on  2005-04-29   23:45:38 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#28. To: justlurking (#27)

well damn, someone could get hurt with that! LOL!

That would take me a week to eat. Who the hell needs THAT much food??

If it was that size burrito - no wonder they thought it was a bomb!

CAPPSMADNESS  posted on  2005-04-29   23:47:20 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#29. To: CAPPSMADNESS (#28)

Who the hell needs THAT much food??

um, well, there are a couple of gals at work that could definitely eat that. Watching them is the best appetite suppressant one could have.

justlurking  posted on  2005-04-29   23:49:45 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#30. To: justlurking (#29)

Yea, I worked with one of those. Food hidden in every corner, cubby and drawer in their offices, never seeing them without their mouths full of food.....

yuk...

CAPPSMADNESS  posted on  2005-04-29   23:51:30 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#31. To: Zipporah (#0)

robin  posted on  2005-04-30   11:56:01 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#32. To: justlurking (#1)

If the Burrito had been filled with beans, the cops would have had a point about it being a dangerous weapon.

Don  posted on  2005-04-30   23:47:23 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#33. To: justlurking (#25)

Now here is a sweet thing if I ever saw one...

timetobuildaboat  posted on  2005-04-30   23:48:49 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#34. To: Don (#32)

You need a big smootch and a good size hug and I'm just the person to do it.

timetobuildaboat  posted on  2005-04-30   23:49:58 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#35. To: All (#34)

Hold on a minute that was supposed to be dirrected elswhere... Oh well, I guess I'm a fag.

timetobuildaboat  posted on  2005-04-30   23:51:17 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#36. To: timetobuildaboat (#34)

You need a big smootch and a good size hug and I'm just the person to do it.

Only if you are a girl...

Don  posted on  2005-04-30   23:52:07 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#37. To: timetobuildaboat (#35)

Hold on a minute that was supposed to be dirrected elswhere... Oh well, I guess I'm a fag.

Wow! I am so relieved.

Don  posted on  2005-04-30   23:52:48 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#38. To: Don (#37)

Just having fun no ill will intended....

timetobuildaboat  posted on  2005-05-01   0:10:37 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#39. To: timetobuildaboat (#38)

no ill will intended....

I never thought there was.

Don  posted on  2005-05-01   0:16:02 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#40. To: All (#35)

Little River Band......Time For a Cool Change....

Look around you, look up here Take time to make time, make time to be there Look around, be a part Feel for the winter, but don't have a cold heart

And I love you best You're not like the rest You're there when I need you You're there when I need I'm gonna need you

A long time ago I had a lady to love She made me think of things I never thought of Now she's gone and I'm on my own A love song has come into my mind A love song, it was there all the time

timetobuildaboat  posted on  2005-05-01   0:16:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  



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